>some fucking psychopaths in full riot gear kick your door in
>sitting in boxers masturbating
>ohshitfam.jpeg
>they toss you a floppy disk
>"we are locking you up for 10 years
>we will give you this floppy disk
>you can put whatever you want on it
>we will give you a windows 98 machine with no internet access
What do you put on your floppy disk /b/ ?
>>681679888
>>681679888
sick role playing faggot..shouldn't you be working
Doom
>>681679888
the lemmings
1,44 MB worth of dickbutt.
Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu or husbando
>post pics of your 2D waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep the lewds under control
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>no really. keep that shit to a minimum
Most importantly: praise the mugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzoKL-iO5M
>>681676417
Oh im not joining Red's harem any time soon.
I have my own to take care of.
Want to join?
>>681676630
>Halo's amazing
Indeed it is.
As i haven't had a chance to play it so i have been listening to its soundtrack instead.
What are you up to?
eeeeee
Chara claimed
Shiki claimed.
Message of the thread: You should all watch Ash vs Evil dead.
Hottest scenario you can imagine/Biggest fantasy?
Spilling hot chocolate all over myself burning myself severely
>>681677679
multiple girls at once is disgusting
doubly so if they are interacting with one another
fucking gross id want neither
u cunts r retarded af
hot young tight pussy lips never touched a razor or a chemical in her life good genes monogomous love will do fucking ANYTHING and EVERYTHING in the world for you until the days you die.
>>681677679
a Girl Friend
>>681677679
My wife going a whole week without complaining
Okay, /b/, my High School is having an online write-in Prom King/Queen poll. I want you guys to raid the shit out of it to trigger the feminazis that run our ASB.
Go to this URL:
https://www.tallyspace.com/vote/4316
For the ID section, type in this number: 21610040
And add one to the total until you find an id that works. These are student IDs, so the best part is, when you vote, it's a student that hasn't voted yet. So you take away that student's vote.
Have fun
>>681677617
That ID ain't working
"no contact with that information found"
>>681677617
Posted taylor stick
So no
Faggot
>>681677806
Read the post: you need to add one until you find an ID that works
Accidental nudity thread
>>681671620
MODS
>>681671937
Kill yourself
>>681671937
Dude her shirt clearly says "milf"
teacher creepshots
Post a pornstar that made you cum the most.
>>681681684
ivana fuckalot
Sasha made me spill buckets of cum.Why did she have to leave?She should be a good little slut and return to what she does best.
What're you up to today, /b/ros?
Girlfriend and I are down at the inner harbour listening to a jazz quartet sipping a beer or three.
> inb4 tits
> inb4 YOU HAVE A FACE TATTOO?!
> inb4 alcoholics
Just post what you're up to. Sick of all the fucking cancer.
P.S: 6" 2 uncut master race reporting in.
>>681668461
So, which one is the girl?
>>681668631
Keks for the photo but really, anon, what're you up to today?
drinking beer and feeling sorry for myself
KALLAR HIT ALLA SVENNAR
Var i Sverige kommer du från? Vilken svensk stad hatar du mest?
Malmö
Malmö
Sweden still exists?
Kommer från Umeå, hatar ingen för jag är inte en edgy beta
>>681674545
Landskrona
Landskrona
My gfs kik is lindeandersson01 , try to get her nudes, if u succed post here and ill break up with her
Pic related (GF)
Well, I'm talking to her and now we will see what happens
>>681678735
Shes hot af
HAHAHAHAHAHAH I HOPE THAT SHITTY DOG DIED IN PAIN HAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL I HATE WEAK PATHETIC ANIMALS
CAN WE GET A ANIMAL HATE THREAD? HAHAHAH I LOVE TO SEE PATHETIC ANIMALS DIE HAHAHAHAH
>>681678041
Your shithole is waiting, faggot
>>681678435
shut the fuck up before i have to shut it for you
I want you to do us all a favour, and please drink the nearest bleach cocktail you have available.
Desi/ indian / arab / paki thread
Drumsticks thread: thick thighs tapering to a nice, proportional ass.
>>681679016
good lord, moar
>>681679673
keep em coming OP
Picture is me
>>681674731
no one cares. go away
Kek I messed up meant it to be a rate thread
>>681674835
It is
Did op tell them self to go away
try finding this on google images.
post results
>>kek
your brother/sister sex relationship stories
Bump for interest
>>681672933
like I'm 15 and my bro is 18 now, but 1 year ago i did a handjob for him and we are in a good relationship like brother and sis love but then we started this for some reson o.O
bump 4 interest
No loli?
>>681672903
nope. go directly to prison. much easier that way for the FBI
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPINO!
>>681673950
long dies the loli thread
>>681674655
long LIVE the loli bread!
What is your race?
Are you racist?
Do you like BBC porn?
Do you have a wife or gf?
White
Yes
Just as much as I like bestiality
Wife
>What is your race?
Black
>Are you racist?
Nah
>Do you like BBC porn?
I call it regular porn
>Do you have a wife or gf?
I have a wife.
Sage
Sage
Sage
and Sage
>>681670216
White (blonde, blue eyes)
No
No
No
ODD DUBS DECIDES.
Key word is ODD. I will ignore all even dubs since it gets impossible to keep up with.
Also, try to be clever? Looking for a good laugh.
Bumperino
>>681679881
Why haven't we fucked yet?
How are you?
>>681679881
So listen...i have something to tell you seriously though...i really want to have sex with a dog.
Celeb worship
someone start a kik group for celeb pics
>>681677621
>>681677825
not a bad idea
don't forget to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Can a /b/ro get some butterface?
