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Fucking amazing, known retarded feminist activist Emma Watson caught hiding funds from tax collectors.
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>>684262436
It's no big deal she says. Setting up an "anonymous" offshore company is totally normal she says. It's to protect my safety she says.

Every rich person does it, so it must be perfectly fine, right?
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>>684262436
Im not as anti-feminism as the majority of 4chan is but i really HATE celebrities who are psuedo-political telling the general public how to live their lives when they are hypocritical as fuck. Like Emma Watson with feminism. Bitch Malala Yousufi is a real feminist activist, gtfo with your third wave feminism. Leonardo DiCaprio is another one too bc hes always going on about the environment but im pretty sure he flies on his private jet routinely. So yeah tldr;glad this happened to the dumb bitch
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>>684262910
Sounds like tax evasion if you ask me.
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>>684262436
The ugly bitch is as ugly inside as she looks

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Help me fill my reaction and memes folders
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selfbump
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I'll contribute anon
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So it's become a thing in my city (I'm from the Netherlands) for groups of youngster of second generation Moroccan descent to beat up people biking home at night.
My neighbour getting beat up recently made me reconsider this threat.

What's the best thing to do in a scenario like this? Like 4 guys vs 1? Say they pull you off your bike after biking from the city. I always like to think I would try to get the first punch in and pick one of them and beat him to absolute pulp hoping the other would back down.

What do you guys think is the best thing to do if you HAVE to defend yourself.

Note: weapons not allowed in Netherlands, if you pull out knife in self-defence you will go to jail unless the other guy pulled out a knife first and you have a good reason (not self-defence) for carrying the knife. (I know... but this is the law of the land)
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Leave the country. Europe is doomed. That's why I left last summer.
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>>684262358
>Note: weapons not allowed in Netherlands, if you pull out knife in self-defence you will go to jail unless the other guy pulled out a knife first and you have a good reason (not self-defence) for carrying the knife. (I know... but this is the law of the land)
oh buddy of course no weapons, you wouldn't want to be like an American and hurt some poor innocent kid that's got a group trying to seriously harm or kill you. someone think of the children life is so precious weapons are only meant to kill. you're way too good to be a killer arnt you champ, maybe you should just not worry about it and take your beating like a good man. wouldnt want people to think your a bad guy now would you?
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>>684262927
It's even worse, because most violence happens during party hours in the city (9pm-4am) municipalities made it particularly illegal to carry anything resembling a weapon in those areas of town. Random searches by police mean if you get caught with a weapon you could face a judge. That means you're particularly vulnerable returning home from the city after going out to party.
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>>684263292
Yeah that's silly. Really don't know what to tell you the world is kind of nutty about violence self defense is as bad or worse than being a violent criminal starting those problems.
Where did your neighbor get jumped? If it was by his house making it more well lit might scare them off a bit more. Streets are a bit more crowded and smaller but try to keep distance between yourself and other people if possible. There are a lot of little things you can do to inconvenience yourself and maybe possibly lower your risk of stuff but not really.

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So umm.. Bindi Irwin
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More please
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>>684262364

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Girls with cum on their body or face.
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>>684261904
Any more of this one?

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*fart*
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I'll admit the smell sometimes gets me hard
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>femanon
>4'9
>71 pounds
ask away fgts
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>>684261990
write "OLEV" on tits
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>>684261990
Has anyone just like, picked you up, and carried you like a 2x4 under their arm?
playfully or otherwise?
I think that'd be hilarious and adorable.
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>>684261990
Why don't you eat?
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>>684261990
Tits?
Sharpie in pooper?

How fast can Hillary destroy murica?
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Pretty quick, too bad she won't get a chance to try
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She's not going to outright destroy America. She's going to let it continue to stagnate. It'll be 8, long years of nothing, and at the end America won't be much worse, but everywhere else will be another 8 years better.

If you honestly think she'll just destroy it, you're delusional imo.
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>>684259905

Sorry, but if you don't vote for the 1st woman president who's owed the presidency on behalf of women who have never had it, then you're a sexist.

Everyone on my campus knows if you say you support Republicans or Trump instead of Hillary Clinton then you're a sexist and you will be protested and formally complained about through the official channels. There was some Trump supporter who was protested straight off campus, and another person who was saying Hillary Clinton should be in prison which violated the rules of the area and group he was in so he was also stopped.

At what point is hate speech gone too far? Is OP's thread even legal if you consider the overall impact on underprivileged people (women) when the 1st woman president is treated disrespectfully?
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>>684260338
>$0.02 has been deposited into your account

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Newfags can't triforce. All you are newfags. Prove me wrong.

> Pro tip: You can't.

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fuck you
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You get home from work and see this in your bedroom.

What do you do?
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>>684263475
Wake up
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Walk straight back out. They look needy af.
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go away! i want to sleep
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Tell those old bitches to fuck off

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Guys why do people hate these threads?
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does OP suck dick?
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Will I get laid at the party I'm going to tomorrow?
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>>684261644
Double dubs confirm it!

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s/fur
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ITT: We judge people by the 5 boards they visit the most

In no particular order:
>b
>his
>sci
>lit
>mu

>Pic unrelated
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>>684256825
/b/ /trash/ /mu/ /s4s/ /rk9/
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>>684256967
Autistic.
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>>684256825
Did you not go to school?
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>>684257139
I just like those boards anon

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What is your job /b/?
And do you enjoy it?

I work at a cinema, it's pretty fun actually
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Government fag. Boring as fuck, but great pay and benefits. It's not perfect, but it's better than working for a living.
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Unemployed, have been for nearly 12 years.
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>>684258744
army fag here.
pretty much ;)
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how to get job?

if you guess your last digit right, you must deliver
pic related
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>>684255555
CHECKED
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>>684255555
you just saved your own thread
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>>684255719
Derailed more like.
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ITT: we post the weirdest/stupidest porn we've ever come across
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>>684256666
QUADSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>684256666
holy checked
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>>684256666

Can someone post something into my friends hand? Something cool
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>>684257969
I want to post this into his hand but dont know how to do it. Help anyone?
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>>684258022
Dont know photoshop sorry
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Here you go.
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>>684258379
thanks man!!!

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/b/ I work at a pet store. I like to think I know a fair bit about pets.
I also know a lot about skum fuck customers.
Lets chat.
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>>684255798
>I also know a lot about skum fuck customers.

This is the problem with the service industry. Your job is to SERVE the customer, not be an entitled ass. If a customer wants something, the customer is supposed to get it. I don't care how they treat you it's your job to SERVE them and their needs. When you are done WORKING you can care about yourself. Until then your JOB is to SERVE the CUSTOMER.

You are why I stopped tipping completely.
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>>684255983
0/10
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>>684255798
When our old dog died we were all very sad (rip in pepperonies Oli ;__; ) especially my mom.
So her boyfriend gave her a chihuahua.
The little rat is now like 6-7 years old, chubby, leaning to fat.
How do I make it not fat to make it live longer?
Don't wanna see my mom sad again because of that : (

Also, post a pic of a cute animal you have at the pet store
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>>684255798

that's a neat looking pet store.

When is the last time there was a gob thread? Where did all the ops go?
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Unless you are hosting, GoB is kill.
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>>684259132
I can't host.
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>>684259545
Then you're part of the problem
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tbh i have tried alot a while ago, like 2 threads a day, but they all died because noone joined

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Dubs decides the first name of my newborn.
Trips decides what I change our lastname to.
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Pewdiepie
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porn addict
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>>684256099
carlos
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>>684256193
Roll

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