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Shoplifting thread
Anything shoplifting related is welcome, stories, addictions, tips, etc.
>>673838697
Yo man, when I was like 14 straight up jacked £140 worth of energy drinks and chocolate. No one ever caught me expect the local corner shop and they were just like meh your banned. I still go to the same corner shop everyday kek.
>>673838999
Also checkem
999 can I get da police these trips are illegal kek
>>673838999
>your banned
>your
>trips
Fuck you
>>673838999
Nice story. Also checked. My story is that I work at a small Sears store and just steal stuff from there all the time
So when I was 12 I wanted to be cool by having Magic: The Gathering cards. So, my friend and I went to the local supermarket, swiped some packs and then we were apprehended as we were walking out. I have been a faggot ever since.
Magic: The Gathering - not even once.
YLYL: nigger edition
I'll dump
>>673846848
the picture below yours is your steam profile picture for a week
>>673838430
Kek
New fb fap thread
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>673837680
gay sex is best sex
>>673837759
>/thread
>>673837759
everyone knows this already, especially your dad.
>>673837849
what if my dad is dead
>>673838174
then it's extra kinky
Steam Give Away Niggas free game of choice on steam for people who roll 39, 47, 69
Once 1 number is rolled it can no longer be rolled.(in total only gifting 3 games)
Fuck it, might as well try
XCOM 2
>>673846014
Will try it too.
Any max number of rerolls OP?
>>673846014
Please post steam as well
/id/test404
Whites and Asians are the only people who should exist on this planet.
Prove me wrong.
We needed a minority to turn into slaves. The Egyptians, Romans, and plenty others did that.
don't give a shit about anything but those titties.
>>673821679
But then who we gonna call niggers?
Whites shoot up schools.
Asians moan like drunk monkeys.
Donald Trump
/thread
>>673821679
without the other colors, we wouldn't get anything built...
Cringe thread faggots. lets go
>>673838332
>>673837848
>>673838557
i think i had enough of 4chan for the rest of my life
>>673838332
Omg you're gorgeous and caring?
busy night tonight
new pokebox bread
Cheesus is here!
Reminder that everything other than Gardevoir is literally equivalent to fucking a dog in the ass.
Also nice repeating digits, OP
>>673843777
what is your favorite cheese mr.cheesus?
Last YLYL thread is rip.
Start another.
Bump
>>673834213
>It's true
>It hurts to live
>>673834333
Those trips tho
Fb fap thread. Pick a slut
>>673824025
From left to right
2>4>5>1>3
>>673824492
Her friends are all whores
Left or right and why
>>673824857
i actually probably wouldn't fuck either. i guess right if i had to pick
Left or right and why
ok guys lets make this the most random thread yet
Old one hit image cap
Pokebox bois
I wanna FUCK a Pokemon!
Fluffy abuse thread. Praise Slannesh
my OC from last thread
art is sorta bad atm moment, i just started tonight
Hey guys..
AMA
Time stamp pls
This is an older one. I'll post one for today in a minute. I'm out in the living room right now, and it's easier to just dump pics I've already taken.
Have a kik ??
this desperate for attention huh?
Have you ever considered masturbating to a Pokemon, /b/?
Pokebox thread.
So why don't you have an Asian gf yet?
>>673824606
Because I'm a brown spic and If I recall, Asian girls aren't into brown dudes.
It is what it is, I'll still fap to them.
Odds fap. Evens sleep.
>>673820451
roll
Roll
>>673820451
Already fapped, roll for a second?
Rawl
Who do Asian girls date more often?
White guys or black guys?
In real life- about the same.
In porn- black guys
>>673816847
Fucking an asian chick at the moment. says im the best fuck shes ever had, better then any black dude.
I'm white by the way
ching chong chang dubs
>>673817140
Sure pal enjoy your mums basement.
>>673817140
CONGRATULATIONS ANON
Drawthread
waiting~
>>673829662
+ref~
>>673829484
You're pretty gud
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU!
>>673829884
I don't love you
