dick
cock
balls
>>675779070
rawlling
rroolliinn
hit em with the loli
I wish CP was legal
Would /b/ fuck this fat bitch?
>>675783156
How could a website have sex with a person?
I wish but I'm a website
>>675783156
Saved. Would make glorious sexy time with her
>>675783396
you think she is sexy?
New thread!
Hiro is so adorb
thanks for making some fresh toasted bread for me first thing in the morning!
drawthread
>>675783560
Sooo... Dead time of the night?
yup
>>675784071
Merica is out getting coffee or sleeping in.
>>675783560
Time for no effort.
Raptor thread.
Fuck off Judyfags.
Dafuq
>>675785761
Judy out of nowhere
Cont GTA cover thread - dubs gets their image added to the cover until it is complete. No memes or poorly placed text. Also, no samefags, similar pictures won't be accepted
>>675785837
Rerollin'.
Let shoot something trips decide
>>675784883
shoot self
>>675784883
shoot yourself
If get : terrorist
Trios decided faggots
Trips and i'll shove this fork onto my asshole
Thats not you, and you wont anyway
>>675780191
Do it fagget
Timestamp and we'll listen
That's a fork
Pics you are not supposed to share
Feminism hate thred.
>>675783221
I'm going to need more context to this story.
>>675783221
>couldn't find a job as a lawyer
>lost in court
I bet the dumb cunt was representing herself
>>675783221
I hate your mom
>>675783221
>Become lawyer
>Can't get job
>Do the one thing she is trained to do
>Can't even do that right
>Maybe why she couldn't get a job
Kek!
Next trap, cd, sissy, femboy
http://videozv.tumblr.com/
nicee!
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
The link above is clickbait, don't go there. Let me explain how this works.
OP signs up for a website that pays him to get people to complete surveys
>He gets his own unique URL for punters to use
To drum up business OP posts about some celebrity having nudes hacked/stolen/leaked (delete whichever doesn't apply)
OP uploads a file of some junk he found on interwebs (up to and including viruses)
OP adds the survey URL to his posts, forwarded from a Tumblr URL so newtards can't tell true destination
OP also uses a robot to samefag his own thread to give the impression it's legit (see below*)
Lust-filled newtards click on OP's link and some actually complete the survey in their paroxysms of desire
>OP banks the cash
Newtards download OP's file, which has no nudes of originally-named celebrity
Newtards rage about butthurt and cast aspersions about OP's parentage and morals
>OP smiles at newtards' tears as he buys stuff with money from survey site
*Bot phrases:
>nicee!
>I'd love to bloww a load in her ass.
>this is the art of suckingg:D.
>goood
>ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
>Cute ass
>she takes it like a champ!!
>I'm so fuckin jealous of this dudde.... Thatt should be my cock in her mouth!!!!!
>GREAT COCKSUCKER, GORGEOUS COCK. yUMMY!
>That was great she is one sexy girl
>The girl has talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>i like more abote this video becouse is the best ever
>nice cock,very few girls can do that on a cock that big.
>she takes that whole thing like its nothing
>cute ass
>lol, this is an art work!
>that shit was amazing!
>Now Thats a Blowjob!!!
>She's the one!
>i just love her, she can suck cock,mmmmm
>That is how it's meant to be done right there. I only hope I can get as lucky as that guy.
>0:52 to the end... What can I say? It's flawless. <3
>very nice
>I think ive wet myself
>dream of every mastrubationist
>Nice
this is the art of suckingg:D.
New ylyl/cringe
>>675782297
MODS
Post girls that you know that practically drive you crazy over how hot you find them, the kind of girls that turn you on instantly from sight.
Heres mine, her names Nell (the right) and fuck shes always drives me over the edge
her.. god i cant stop myself from just wanting to bend her over and fuck her
>>675781411
I know that feeling, whenever I see Nell or she posts a photo I need a release like straight away
>>675781851
anything that stand out in your mind that you think about quite often?
Gibt es irgendjemanden zwischen links der politischen Mitte und eben dieser politischen Mitte, der die Tragweite und Konsequenzen von Köln begriffen hat? Und nicht nur Köln: Hamburg, Stuttgart uvm. haben gezeigt: Es ist kein regionales Problem!
Es wird NIE WIEDER ausgelassene und unbeschwerte Großveranstaltungen in Deutschland geben! „Demnächst“ fühlen wir uns alle ein bisschen wie im Urlaub, Italien z.B.: In Mailand und Florenz sind mir an wichtigen Sehenswürdigkeiten und bei Großveranstaltungen viele Soldaten mit Uniform und MGs aufgefallen – ohne wird es in Deutschland auch nicht mehr gehen!
Karneval: War da ein Sturm?
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/wegen-asylbewerbern-rheinberg-sagt-karnevalsumzug-ab/
https://jungefreiheit.de/kultur/gesellschaft/2016/angst-vor-islamischen-terror-kinderkarneval-abgesagt/
So hier und da sind die wahren Gründe ans Tageslicht gekommen!
Speisepläne der Kitas: Aber bitte kein Schwein!
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/cdu-gegen-schweinefleischverbot-in-kitas/
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/frankfurter-kitas-verbannen-schweinefleisch/
http://www.derwesten.de/panorama/gesundheit-und-glaube-kitas-nehmen-schwein-vom-speiseplan-id11565450.html
http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/vom-speiseplan-verbannt-immer-mehr-deutsche-kitas-verzichten-auf-schweinefleisch-aus-zwei-gruenden_id_5284651.html
Schluss mit Schinken auf Toast Hawaii, Wiener Würstchen mit Kartoffelsalat, Jägerschnitzel, Medaillons, Gyros..... Ab jetzt bitte nur noch Halal! Schweinefleisch ist ja sowas von ungesund!
Schwimmbäder/Saunas:
https://jungefreiheit.de/kultur/gesellschaft/2016/asylanten-nutzen-schwimmbecken-als-klo-und-belaestigen-frauen/
http://www.pi-news.net/2016/01/zwickau-fluechtling-onaniert-in-schwimmhalle/
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/stadt-erteilt-asylsuchenden-schwimmbadverbot/
http://m.wn.de/Muensterland/Kreis-Steinfurt/Steinfurt/2270115-Vorfall-im-Borghorster-Kombi-Bad-Sexuelle-Belaestigung
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/asylbewerber-sollen-maedchen-in-spassbad-vergewaltigt-haben/
https://jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2016/syrer-sollen-maedchen-in-therme-begrapscht-haben/
Es geht unendlich weiter: Dutzende, Hunderte derartiger „Einzelfälle“ sind mittlerweile dokumentiert!
Was geben wir alles auf: Unbeschwerte Großfeiern, Silvester, Karneval,... Essgewohnheiten wie Toast Hawaii, Medaillons, Gyros..... Unbeschwerte Schwimmbadbesuche... Saunabesuche....
Und wofür? Für größer werdende Sortimente an Halal-Fraß in der Kühlwarenabteilung? Für NoGo-Areas in Großstädten? Für (Voll-)Verschleierte Frauen überall in der Öffentlichkeit? Für Zwangshochzeiten auf deutschem Boden? Für Ehrenmorde? Für Sharia-Polizei?
Alle „Experten“ der Blockparteien, die von Integration daherfaseln: Hätte irgendein „Integrationsexperte“ der linken Spinner auch nur irgendwas auf dem Kasten, würde es ein Duisburg Marxloh nicht geben! Und was ist: Mittlerweile ist Marxloh kein „Einzelfall“ mehr! Wenn von Integration der „Flüchtlinge“ die Rede ist, kann nur eins gemeint sein: Sie integrieren sich hervorragend in bereits vorhandene Parallelgesellschaften!
AfD'ler sagen zu allen diesen Missständen: Bis hierhin und nicht weiter! Linke Spinner raffen nix!
>>675777964
Goa Goa ja
DEUTSCHLAND
>year is 20XX
>christian has had enough of muslims self destructing in our countries
>christian goes to muslim airport
>selfdestruct.jpeg
>kills a handfull of muslims
>outrage on media
>CHRISTIANITY IS AN EVIL AND OPPRESIVE RELIGION.gif
>muslims do the same
>BUT ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE YOU CANT BLAME A WHOLE RELIGION FOR THE ACTIONS OF A SELECT FEW
>????????
I just came here to say - fuck Muslims
u shouldn't be allowed to make posts like this unless u can prove that all women don't completely abhor u
Insallah my brother.. We come in peace.............
>>675780678
>but islam is a religion of peace
aside from ultra regresive left news and forums no one says that, we all know that extremist islam is the problem, we also know that moderet muslims are not, the same way we can see the diference between the KKK and other christians.
About to suit up. Leaving in 20 minutes. In and out in 90 minutes. Will post pics in new thread later. Stay tuned. You're going to want to see it before the news. ISIS, I'm about to fuck your shit up.
Nice airshit, dude.
i call bullshit
>>675778411
I sincerely hope you're not in the US with that much heat
>>675778411
Timestamp or tell us what school to call in sick too
Ex girlfriend text chat
Dubs and trips get to decide what I reply
(We broke up a couple months ago)
>>675781129
can i bring my black friend with me ;)
>>675781223
reroll
>>675781248
reroll
>>675781129
Only if your dad is in it baby ;)
GTA COVER THREAT - B
dubs get a spot in the cover
no poorly written text
different op pls no rape
boring
