Quads and I'll chop my dick off and post video with time stamps of my chopping sesh.
>>685809361
liar
ok i'll bite
Ok, let's fuck your life, rolling.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>nobody gives a fuck about the other rules
>Have fun
Akiko claimed
>claiming yume
Shiki claimed
I'm pretty good at photoshop.
Any requests?
do your best
>>685807863
Bump i will also take request
>Amateur here
Trump sucking horse cock
n0tail
I forgot to buy food. Should I go to BK or order something /b/?
>Inb4 eat your cum
eat cum faggot
Dubs decide, will deliver
eat shit faggot
Eat this
What is your experience with Latinas?
They ensure my fries are piping hot, my toilets are sparkling clean and my crops harvested in record time for a quarter of the wage cost.
>>685802992
/thread
I tip them well when they bring me tacos and margaritas.
>>685802840
> Five Years Ago
> One-Night Stand
> Learn of Impregnation a couple months later
> Got into professional running
> World record holder of long-distance running
non-porn webm thread
Shota
shota
This 8 ball man... it's planned my entire life
>don't kill yourself
>make an effort for the girl
>the effort will pay off
>you will meet in college
>she will be around your age
>you will spend decades together travelling
>she's hot, not a trap or something
>the depression will finally dissapear
>you will live a good life
>>685808339
Is this 8 ball lying
>>685808601
Will everything I just said not come true
Will I end up with her?
>>685808646
Is everything I just said fake
FB fap thread 2
Ayyyyy bois it's that time. Post em
>poor college student edition
>>685798033
Parents house
>>685798033
noice
>>685798213
Nah renting with a few friends
r8 it m8s
To anyone who believes an average american will look like this in 2050: Kill yourself you nigger cuck shit.
>>685800363
No, this is more likely the average European in 2050. Lest we have a war.
>>685800363
Get over it whitey. Ain't our fault you're all inferior needle dicks.
I would gladly have black kids to help exterminate the white race, but I can't get any black girls to talk to me.
>>685800363
how is the average american gonna look like a mulatto with only 13% black? at worst he gonna be like shaun king
Celeb Fap Episode V
Post OC, contribute to your own thread or fuck off to >>>/r/
Fluffy Abuse Anyone?
anyone here have a thing for experimenting on this shitrats?
it's really sad that this is almost the only thing on /b/ that isn't black cuck, banana or trap webm cancer
Welcome To Club Kek
Dubs get in, Trips VIP
>>685807644
THE PIMP MOTHERFUCKER
CHOO CHOO
>>685807778
fuck off
by one
>>685807833
but now i have dubs man
May I gain entrance to your social establishment?
10/10 girls
>is the anon that posted this girl still here?
bump
anyone hsre?
Aloha
DEUTSCH FADEN
#revolutions
Wahlen in Austria sind rum - seid ihr zufrieden?
Wie geht es dort wohl weiter?
Bier, Wein oder Schnaps?
McDonalds, BurgerKing oder Subway?
Punch aufs Ohr, aufs Auge oder in die Eier?
>>685801903
wer hat gewonnen in austria ?
ICH BUMPE
nur 50,3% ... das ist ein echt schlechtes ergebnis. jetzt muß ösiland die polizei mächtig aufrüsten. sonst ständig generve von den faschokrüppeln.
>>685802425
Der linke Kandidat Van der Bellen. Bin zufrieden, dass er gewonnen hat, aber so knapp darf es nicht mehr werden. Die SPÖ muss jetzt wirklich Änderungen in diesem Land bewirken, sonst haben wir 2018 tatsächlich eine blaue Regierung.
Would /b/ smoke a joint with this guy?
>>685796155
no because weed is for niggers
hmm I guess no he looks pretty hobo to me, and he would probably smoke the whole joint without me
>>685796155
no, he looks like he would try touch my dick and blame it on the "weed"
What's the weirdest thing you've put your dick into, /b/? I masturbated with an eclair once.
>pic related but not me
Tried masturbating with toothpaste for lube.
It hurt. A lot.
>>685799711
my brother
>>685799711
i put my penis in a woman's vagoo
0/10, would not do again
Custard toffee donut with chocolate glaze. I was eating it and some custard oozed out of a hole and I got instantly horny. Just had to fuck it.
Best sex I ever had.
Roll for your girl, then fap to her. Left 1-3, middle 4-6, right 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you want more of
>>685797771
Roll
rool
>>685797771
Post more of left
Black Dead Baby
>>685803984
White Myself
nude shaquanda
>in b4 race mixer
>>685804140
Orange Myself