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#revolutions
Wahlen in Austria sind rum - seid ihr zufrieden?
Wie geht es dort wohl weiter?
Bier, Wein oder Schnaps?
McDonalds, BurgerKing oder Subway?
Punch aufs Ohr, aufs Auge oder in die Eier?
>>685801903
wer hat gewonnen in austria ?
ICH BUMPE
nur 50,3% ... das ist ein echt schlechtes ergebnis. jetzt muß ösiland die polizei mächtig aufrüsten. sonst ständig generve von den faschokrüppeln.
>>685802425
Der linke Kandidat Van der Bellen. Bin zufrieden, dass er gewonnen hat, aber so knapp darf es nicht mehr werden. Die SPÖ muss jetzt wirklich Änderungen in diesem Land bewirken, sonst haben wir 2018 tatsächlich eine blaue Regierung.
>>685802666
Okey Satan
Would /b/ smoke a joint with this guy?
>>685796155
no because weed is for niggers
hmm I guess no he looks pretty hobo to me, and he would probably smoke the whole joint without me
>>685796155
no, he looks like he would try touch my dick and blame it on the "weed"
>>685796155
He looks like the kinda guy that would try to rape you while you sleep.
What's the weirdest thing you've put your dick into, /b/? I masturbated with an eclair once.
>pic related but not me
Tried masturbating with toothpaste for lube.
It hurt. A lot.
>>685799711
my brother
>>685799711
i put my penis in a woman's vagoo
0/10, would not do again
Custard toffee donut with chocolate glaze. I was eating it and some custard oozed out of a hole and I got instantly horny. Just had to fuck it.
Best sex I ever had.
>>685799853
that's disgusting
Roll for your girl, then fap to her. Left 1-3, middle 4-6, right 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you want more of
>>685797771
Roll
rool
>>685797771
Post more of left
>>685798596
Nice boobs
Black Dead Baby
>>685803984
White Myself
nude shaquanda
>in b4 race mixer
>>685804140
Orange Myself
black niggergirl
Never got her name
Let's get a dick in mouth thread going.
You know what to do
>>685801928
men pee from there
just stop fighting, grandpa
>>685801928
I don't mind Hitler.
I have horse fetish
>>685801928
that wasn't a fart
Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Do you really really like this image?
>>685802000
I d-do! It makes m-me laugh every time <4 A f-friend made it for me, and it's j-just so stupid!
It also signals that this is a psych thread, not a normal Alice thread.
Just stop.
I'm a 5'06 manlet and I wonder if I try and overcompensate for my height? I am always really loud and need to be the centre of attention. When people aren't paying me attention I become really passive aggressive and do some stupid shit to make people look at me. I'm obsessed with the idea of having a personal legacy of grandeur and to become great and renown. I fantasize about glory - be it militaristic, artisan or scientific. I'm also super charming to people when I first meet them but quickly devolve into an annoying asshole.
Do I have a Napoleon Complex?
>>685801843
Should I get the third circumcision, they screwed up the two before, but my dick hurts when I get rock hard.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
>>685796967
show ur seed
>>685796967
seeded
pls do her
Big butt or tits milf
>>685794639
>>685794873
>>685794912
>>685794951
Cringe thread
>>685800720
>>685800806
>>685800720
So, that thing brought it's own drinks to the bar? Besides, 5 minutes? That blob would take fucking 5 minutes to fit through the door.
The fat fucks are encroaching on society. How is it fair to promote morbid obesity and not anorexia? How does /b/ propose we end the land-whale revolution?
>>685800739
Sexy
>>685800739
Thats hot. BBW thread?
>>685801579
ok
>>685800739
>>685801744
Lets play a game /b/
>Go to wikipedia
>Go to random article
>In 5 clicks or less get to Adolf Hitler
Post results
Cool game man fuck u
>Beydinga
>Russia
>Adolf
there you go
>>685793517
>Spring Parade
>Franz Joseph I of Austria
>Pan-Germanism
>Adolf Hitler
Badabing
>Gams bei Hieflau
>Austria
>Adolf Hitler
easy
>KRJK (radio station)
>Lamont, California
>United States
>Nazism
>Adolf Hitler
Why do we hate black men
>>685793522
Insecurity, uncertainty, fear of the unknown. Basically the same reason we hate everything different from us.
Because people working for blacked.com keep posting this shit.
>>685793762
wtf, no, you retard
we hate blacks because we know them so well
We dont
because they hold this vibe about them that they are doin thier grate grand fucks a good deed after years of slave shit... fuckin sorry butt hurt fucks... i am I feel really sorry for a niga that cares much about thier great great great ass fuckin grandfather ..poor fuk...
OP - fuck u
I'm getting bored with my girlfriend sexually, she is open to just about anything I suggest (with big no's on anal and involving other people), but I feel like the fire is out.
So what does /b/ suggest
>>685792984
Have a nigger fuck her in the ass
>>685792984
>Hit with brick
>anal
>>685792984
Posting pictures of her
fuck yo girl
fuck yo shit
fuck shit
fuck
>>685792984
Have her peg your ass.
Huge titties thread #2
Old: >>685774670
ITT - We are nice to people who get singles. Dubs, trips, quads, etc get lynched because all gets are NIGGERS.
OOGA BOOGA
>>685797761
Hello sir, how are you today?
Batman's wuz here
>>685798066
LYNCH THAT NIGGER
God tier metal albums
bruh
>>685798469
wow my perma ban has been lifted - or is it because i'm connecting from another router?
>>685798210
anyways good album ye ---> check this shit out nigga
Calculating Infinity - Dillinger Escape Plan
===STEAM GIVEAWAY===
Your lord and savior #steamchan# has 6 steam codes to give away for different games along with a grand prize code!!
Even number dubs unlocks a code, after all 6 are gone satanic trips wins the grandprize....
what if insta trips?
>>685801700
lol checkd
>>685801700
[email protected] send me that code op.
Holy rolly
roll http://steamcommunity.com/id/JohnnyBeefCake
Post pic of girl you know and last fapped to.
>>685793584
>>685793584
>>685793584
She's kinda hot.
>>685796343
Ummm yeh. Nice ass shot.
