Celeb thread V4.03c
SCP thread: you are registered as a class D personnel. You are placed in containment with an SCP. How fucked are you?
XYZ decides your SCP
you mean how fucked are they, imma wip my cock out n rub it on ALL OF THEM
Rolling
>>700820948
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-948
Apparently I'm a lucky one lol
>>700821042
Teehee I never thought of that
Deutschlandfaden Boyfotzenedition
>>700815371
>Ist das krabbensohn ?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iB-SCkCUKM
zu 89%
>Gib es etwas, das du mit absoluter Leidenschaft tust?
trinekn, mastubieren
>Gibt es Dinge, an die du wirklich glaubst?
ich glaube an dei dinge die ich sehen kann
>Gibt es ein Lied, das du liebst?
bin icht in "musik" .. also: nein.
na endlich
>>700815371
>Gib es etwas, das du mit absoluter Leidenschaft tust?
Alles mit IT
Alles zum Thema BDSM
>Gibt es Dinge, an die du wirklich glaubst?
Science
>Gibt es ein Lied, das du liebst?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4otJ83CLY
Emil Bulls - Worlds Apart
>>700815371
>Boyfotzen
Wie passend, ich bin eh ein femininer Homo
draw thread good times edition
>Request male trainer having passionate sex with female Heliolisk, and days later, Heliolisk surprise the trainer with two eggs
>>700818379
Maybe we should draw a drawfag group picture again?
Right, so here we are...
This is my car. What car does /b/ drive?
FOA where the fuck are you now.
>>700816851
>FOA
???
>>700816710
Not bad man. Looks like fun.
I don't know what your financial status is, and it's none of my business, but have you considered fucking around and making it look sharp? Depending on the make and model, parts could be pretty cheap to soup it up a little.
Astra opc 2009. Have it since 2010 great car.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ANON!
We have reports of illegal dubs in the area.
Show us your singles and you can carry on.
Howdy Officer, Isnt it an amazing day to be white? Here are my singles. Have a good day!
>>700817791
I don't have any dubs officer, I swear!
>>700817791
fuck off, copper, you don't get to tell me shit
Sure is good to be White!
Here's a game for you.
A miracle body alteration treatment has been discovered, that can turn you into a woman. You can even choose what you'll look like before the transformation and be as pretty as you want. You can't afford the treatment legit, but a black market dealer is offering a special deal in a shady warehouse. A countless amount of horny men are waiting to fuck anyone who does the treatment. Post in this thread and get the treatment, and your last number will be the amount of hours you will be fucked nonstop by those horny guys as your payment, and then you can go home. Bathroom breaks are allowed. Spent men will be replaced by fresh men who've been waiting, hence nonstop
Two matching numbers = You must stay in the shady warehouse for the number of days in the second-to-last number, getting fucked for the number of hours in the last number each day
Three matching = Same as above, but the third to last number is additional weeks
Four matching numbers, two zeros, or three zeros = You don't go home
Roll
>>700801475
Check this 11
rolling for 0
lets play
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700821642
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
still here
Let's play a game.
Russia has awakened, NATO is a joke, who will dare to stand against the Motherland and unite western Europe?
Even dubs becomes West European Union.
Odd dubs becomes Russian Federation.
Trips turn neutral.
Roll for Poland
I'll start.
Germany, ofc.
Great Britain
>>700824105
France and Germany with the help of USA
.
>>700811773
What part of "not the intention" did you not understand?
>>700811912
Your intentions are obvious. Saying that wasn't the intention is a flat out lie. It's like shooting a man in the face with a gun, killing him, and then saying your intention wasn't to kill him.
>>700812092
More like trying to shoot a man, but the shot misses and hits the gas canister near him. You end up with a bunch of victims and you sound like you're the one who had all his limbs taken off, since this is bothering you so much.
s/fur
AINT NOONE CALLIN ME NEW
IVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN YOU KNEW THE INTERNET
>>700822069
>>>/trash/
Fuck off furfags
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
Someone cock this blonde beauty
Pics you promised not to share again...
>>700821628
Hnng
>>700821386
Anymore of that chick anon?
Ylyl
The zombie apocalypse has finally arrived and a horde of them is coming your way in this very moment. Fortunately, you find a weapon to defend yourself in your closet: which one?
>>700808422
Roll
>>700808625
>Umbrella
>DidIDied.jpg
>>700808422
Rollex
...
Curvy, Thick, Chubby, Plump, BBW, Fat-Ass, Big Girls 2.0
old thread >>700806321
Whoever posted her, more
Cuck thread. Post your girl and anons caption her pic to make you into a sissy little bitch.
What would you guys do to mine?
anybody want moar?
>>700806532
I'd fuck her like a bull right up against the wall without taking off her shorts. Just rip my dick right through her tiny little slutty shorts.
>>700806587
OC?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700813912
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
What a poopy day, and it's only 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9-eKhCukW8
Anyways, time to run.
>>700821340
then what am i meant to tell you
hey, remember that time Hillary Clinton ordered children to be burned alive?
Im going to vote for her because at least she doesnt say MEAN THINGS on the TV
>>700812369
Fuck off shill.
>>700812369
OP you are a faggot
>>700812369
fake & gay
>try harder / 10
>>700812369
I'm not saying Hillary doesn't have problems, but you can't condense everything wrong with Donald to 'mean things on TV'. Politics has never been black and white, specially now. Even if you're just stirring the hive, you're just polarizing the problem and adding to the problem.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
If it tastes good I will eat it
IDGAF what methods they use to produce my food
bitch thats the tubby custard machine
>>700813110
nigger why you lie though?
you think we're fucking retarded or some shit?
y'all pretend to hate tumblr and then u quote it
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