Tarp thread
Unfold it, and post results
>>684424201
deliver now
>>684424562
Delet this
Next Trap, CD, Shemale, Sissy
FAGGOTS
PLEASE WORK HARDER TO GET YOUR OWN BOARD
Instead of answering to this, take the time to write to 4chan requesting your own board under "contact" or "feedback" below
listen up /b/ because I have a new idea for a good upcoming trend, hear me out:
The "rapper" kid MattyB has got a retarded downy sister and he raps about her being beautiful on the inside and shit like that.
Why don't we create something like
#love4downies and use the snapchat faceswap option to create pictures with her picture for amusement (I'll upload an example)
Creating some fake twitter accounts and making the hashtag big so people start using it to help and we can say proudly that we made a retarded trend big
#love4downies
>>684423971
Loooooooooool
>>684423907
Those 2 faces could be trump
Are there any real virgins on here?
Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on /b/
virgin here but by choice , it may seem beta as fuck to but i want my first time to be with someone i love maybe its because i have a 13 cm dick. Sad thing is all girls like me most people tell me i am 8.7 and i am quite funny.
If there is a god he is a cruel god
Also virgin by choice but not saving it for anyone.
>god-tier wizard
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though
best things to do when you on MDMA?
>dance
>talk
>grind sweaty bodies
>eat orange
>hydrate
>make new friends
>dance some more
>>684423323
Invite friends at a club and fuck in the bathroom.
>>684423481
I can't fuck when rolling for the most part.. not till I come down the next morning.
I'm just all touchy feeling make out stare into eyes OMG TONIGHT IS AMAZING I CAN FEEL THE BASS
great thread OP
>walk into public toilet
>see this
What do?
>>684425265
Turn for 360 degrees and walk away.
>>684425265
90's fly-kick then 360 noscope out.
*unzips dick
wonder why /b/ got dumbed down to such a loooooooooow level
Sup /b/, you know the drill. 4 decides, OP will deliver.
My asshole smells like goatcheese
you wanna see my dick?
send nudes so i can post them on 4chan
Are you up for a coffee tomorrow ?
Hey /b/
I've been dating a girl for 9 months and I love her very much, and these feelings are reciprocated. We plan to start a life together and all that gushy shit.
The only problem is that thoughts of my old crush have been coming back recently. I had a crush on her for 3 years and she was my best friend for the same time.
I loved this girl so much. She was perfect in every way. She got fed up with me spilling to her so she stopped the friendship.
I still think about her all the time. Do I just deal with it?
Help.
>>684423491
No what?
To helping?
Well, you're a nigger. How about that.
>>684423459
Man up faggot set your fucking mind know what you want or fuck off you re not ready
Desperation selfbump
I'm half considering hitting her up again
>>684423522
hey everything is just around the corner
hang in there
next week
street fighting/ self defense thread: what does /b/ think is most efficient or effect system/martial art to use to defend yourself or fight outside of competition?
>Training and competing in mma. 5 years mma,13 years muay Thai, 1 year krav maga. I teach the junior Thai classes, some beginners classes, and i personal train the paranoid uni students in mma catered towards self-deference for £45 ($65) an hour.
> what are some of your favorite techniques you have actually used and why?
>what do/did you train and how long for?
>any stories or experiences? ill give my 2 cents too.
>>684422819
Shotokan for 5 years, Palé wrestling for 4 years, Krav maga for 1 year, not a martial art but tackle football for 8 years. Tore my mcl in Wrestling twice, turns out I dislocate very easily. Can't wrestle any more and probably shouldn't fight, feels bad man.
>>684422819
O and the first time my mcl tore in was in practice before a tourny, wrestled the tourny and came out with bronze, leg was dislocating as I was half nelsoning a guy
>>684423379
fuuuuck fuck that shit man. hows everyday walking?
>>684422819
years of sitting at pc
watched a fair amount of fighting vids
played alot of strategy games
im living at the first floor therfore i do work out
can eat twice as much as an average person
ma nigga,the real question is
woud you stand a chance against me?
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>684423977
Why is that file called future feminist?
Clearly that guy is gonna grow up hating girls
>have Antisocial personality disorder
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
>I grow really distant the closer people try to get to me
>prefer prostitutes
>sometimes pay for dinner at a nice restaurant or order pizza afterwards when I feel depressed
>I don't look like a serial killer but I'm no Tom Cruise so I usually get mixed responses when I ask after right after sex
>been seeing the same girl for a while
>solid 8/10 with a pixie haircut
>I enjoy her company
>I just need someone to hang with sometimes who isn't going to need any emotional support I can't provide
>she feels the same way
>actually start to grow fond of her
>live in a two bedroom apartment
>other room was for dog until I found a smaller place
>invite her to stay after I find out about her uncomfortable living situation
>she refuses
>tell her I understand
>comes by a week later with a black eye asking if the offer's still on the table
>ask her what happened
>breaks into tears
>tells me about her abusive boyfriend
>I let her stay at my place
>things are pretty good
>free sex
>she's gone most of the day
>she pretty much just stays around to sleep in my bed and get cleaned up so I don't make her pay any bills
>told her she could sleep in the other room if she can get a mattress or a couch for it
>she stops looking for a bed after a while
>tell her I'm fine with waking up next to her in the morning
>this goes on for months
>she gets a job at a restaurant called salt grass
>start getting pretty close
>never really been in relationship this long
>I don't feel repulsed by her appearence like I usually do for most people at this point
>hear a knock on the door in the middle of the night
>motherfucker starts banging profusely after I ignore him
>open the door
>three guys in hoodies
>the one closest to the door has a knife
>forthewatch.jpg
Cont.
tldr
>>684421082
you have my interest moar
common dude, why not just pretype?
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
you sound like me brother
Wife/gf Share continued
for the guy who wanted ass/asshole pics. got a few coming
ITT: girls with braces.
Yes!
Why are girls with braces so fucking cute?
dubs pick a movie to watch with parents
>>684421481
the lord of the rings
>>684421481
nymphomaniac
>>684421593
reroll
>>684421587
check em
Just your daily reminder that the white man is a race of cuckolds and your bloodline will soon be diluted out of existence
>butt hurt nigger detected
Fuck you....
Can we turn this to a nigger hate thread?
what the FUCK happened
>>684422170
Weird-ass post processing.
The light changed.
>>684422247
she never looks good anymore. I think she just finished growing up in the most unfortunate of ways.
>>684422255
Chizeck'd
this morning
>>684420348
caught while was dressing up
>>684420473
>oh why you are taking pics
>>684420680
look on this getting hard nipple
>fb fap bread
get in here faggots
you like her anon?
>>684421320
more of her boobs?
So what race has the best looking females?
>>684420790
elves
>>684420871
>hahahahaha funny!!
...
obviously fairies
>>684420871
Giants
Looking up my old classmates on facebook.
Everybody's still friends with each other. It's like they haven't even made any new friends since graduation. They're all still the first ones to like and comment on each others posts, and they're in all each other's photos, etc.
I'm the only one who moved on from the nightmare that was high school. I remember a few months ago I was at a bar, and two guys came in from my grade. They were so joyous to see me, and wanted to hang out and add me on facebook, etc. I made an excuse to end the conversation, because did they not remember that we didn't hang out at all? Do they not remember that they fucking made fun of me back then?
What changed? Why are they so nice all of a sudden?
I know what changed.
They're just scared. They're alone. They've all had trouble making connections after graduating, so they're trying to bond with each other over the fact that they went to the same high school. But I'm the only one who sees them all for what they were and are... a bunch of shit cunts.
Same shit happened here. These kids that thought they were hit shit in high school realize that in the real world they mean absolute fuck all.
>>684411034
YOLO
NO REGRETS
LIVE LIFe HARD
>>684411034
/thread
>>684411034
I hear ya, anon.
The ones that tried to be friends after being absolute cunts during school time baffle me.
I didn't make excuses, though. I directly told them to fuck off. If you're not gonna start the conversation with "Sorry I was a cunt to you in school.", I'm not interested in "catching up".
Truth be told, a lot of those faggots are already divorced living miserable lives trying to keep up with child support payments, kek.
