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dubs pick a movie to watch with parents
>>684421481
the lord of the rings
>>684421481
nymphomaniac
>>684421593
reroll
>>684421587
check em
Come and See (1985)
Just your daily reminder that the white man is a race of cuckolds and your bloodline will soon be diluted out of existence
>butt hurt nigger detected
Fuck you....
>>684418145
Can we turn this to a nigger hate thread?
>>684418145
So will yours you dumb nigger.
what the FUCK happened
>>684422170
Weird-ass post processing.
The light changed.
>>684422247
she never looks good anymore. I think she just finished growing up in the most unfortunate of ways.
>>684422255
Chizeck'd
>>684422170
Emma Watson stole all of Britain's beauty
this morning
>>684420348
caught while was dressing up
>>684420473
>oh why you are taking pics
>>684420591
>>684420680
look on this getting hard nipple
>>684420869
>please dont look, can I put a bra on my boobs?
>fb fap bread
get in here faggots
you like her anon?
>>684421320
more of her boobs?
So what race has the best looking females?
>>684420790
elves
>>684420871
>hahahahaha funny!!
...
obviously fairies
>>684420871
Giants
the vaal
Looking up my old classmates on facebook.
Everybody's still friends with each other. It's like they haven't even made any new friends since graduation. They're all still the first ones to like and comment on each others posts, and they're in all each other's photos, etc.
I'm the only one who moved on from the nightmare that was high school. I remember a few months ago I was at a bar, and two guys came in from my grade. They were so joyous to see me, and wanted to hang out and add me on facebook, etc. I made an excuse to end the conversation,
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Same shit happened here. These kids that thought they were hit shit in high school realize that in the real world they mean absolute fuck all.
>>684411034
YOLO
NO REGRETS
LIVE LIFe HARD
>>684411034
/thread
>>684411034
I hear ya, anon.
The ones that tried to be friends after being absolute cunts during school time baffle me.
I didn't make excuses, though. I directly told them to fuck off. If you're not gonna start the conversation with "Sorry I was a cunt to you in school.", I'm not interested in "catching up".
Truth be told, a lot of those faggots are already divorced living miserable lives trying to keep up with child support payments, kek.
>>684411034
>Looking up my old classmates on facebook.
>I'm the only one who moved on from the nightmare that was high school.
>Do they not remember that they fucking made fun of me back then?
um...don't be so quick to judge.
apparently, you haven't moved on as much as you think.
Hey /b/ name my band.
Queens of the stone age
>>684422972
Blast off
>>684422972
Pantera
the taliband
>>684422972
Garbage bags
ITT: Every post must rhyme
Boy, I sure am having a great time
Why am I posting here instead of being outside fighting crime
>>684422250
niggers commit crime
>>684422333
Oh boy, if only for every repeating digit I would get a dime
I can't be bothered to think of anything to say
lime
>be me
>attractive and friendly individual
>ask girls if they want to zozzle me
>girls say no
>get pissed and depressed
>ask guys if they want to zozzle me instead
Rate me /b/
b8/10
I feel sorry for you
>>684419775
top zozzle as always op
>>684419869
Why?
>>684419940
Zozzle m8 top zozzle
that dude looks like my neighbor seriously except neighbor has slightly smaller nose and darker hair but the look of the face is just like his. It's just one of those faces you just want to punch for no reason
>>684420079
Maybe I am your neighbour?
But please don't punch me
post girls u know irl and seen nudes of online!
>>684419900
oh oh den haag!
>>684419787
Post nudes
SUP /B/ IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.
WHATS THE BEST WAY TO WARM UP QUICK?
Run. They are coming for you.
>>684419643
Make a fire op
>>684419643
neuro surgury, just remove the part of your brain thats processing the cold, problem solved
>>684419643
i was adviced by council that nuclear thermo explosions could also work
>>684420057
>american education
DO I HAVE CANCER ON MY DICK PLS SEND HELP
Yes see doctor immediate
>>684418733
dont troll me nigger im panicking right now
try to pop it
>>684418996
already did no luck
>>684418483
Too much fapping. You rubbed a hole right through that shit
lets get the rekt thread going
>>684416531
OP is a faggot.
>Starts a thread
>Doesn't contribute
>>684416888
wut
nice trips tho
>>684416888
noice
>>684417617
I feel indifferent about this.
>>684416888
i dont see your contirbution, so you must be an entirely new level of faggot. gtfo
hey /b/, how long would it take to kill myself with a full bottle of ibuprofen, melatonin, and acetaminophen? This is the worst shit I can find in the house, I don't have a gun, and I consider hanging and slitting my wrists/neck to be undignified
>>684419741
don't do it
>>684420141
I see no reason not to. I'm a paedophile, potentially trans, sociopathic, manic depressive or just depressive or something, among other things. My girlfriend functionally just broke up with me to boot. I don't have much to live for honestly.
>>684419741
Do it.
>>684420386
Yeah, definetley do it.
>>684420388
>>684420483
Yeah I plan to, I just want to know if I'll actually die from all this shit. If I fuck it up I'll get on suicide watch and then I'll have to suffer for ages.
Traps
Bumping this shit
Get posting, fags
Come on guys, noone posting?
>>684418169
Source?
all the thread's are fucking lame,
lets start a fight thread
Bonus points for school fights
i got a few fights videos.
>>684420444
sweet dump them, i need more
also checked
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, discuss things and have fun.
still here
Megumin claimed~
>>684419501
Naps are nice.
>>684419717
I see i see. How are you going with that class?
Also, leaving out the rules in OP again?
You's gonna get in trouble~
Just kidding.
Claiming Maki.
Good morning /waifu/, how is everyone?
Claimed.
>>684419202
Maybe coffee or something that has caffeine?
>>684419359
Thanks Tomo, what were you doing?
>>684419408
That's always good! What did y'all do?
>>684419501
I'm currently listen to music and drinking some juice. As in terms...
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What could I, a humble tranny, do to get someone to buy me the demon dick from bad dragon?
Along with pics/vids of me using it (obvs)
>>684411871
take a 12 inch bbc balls deep and let him cum in your ass after edging for a week. also, don't let a drip of his superior cum fall on the floor.
>>684411871
get a job?
>>684413030
Im not a sissy, for one. Second, why not just get him to get it in that case? :p
>>684413203
Im on disabilty because im a useless piece of shit lol
