Make me a meme /b/
>>677412109
Fuck off
>>677412109
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>677412109
help
Well 2 months ago I got away with High Speed Vehicular Pursuit, I haven't shared this with anyone except my girlfriend.
Ask me anything.
ok. anything?
>>677409389
this is the police
tell me your location dirt bag
>>677409986
That's the rules.
>>677409389
Your going like 30 grandma
>>677410413
Taking photos at high speeds would make myself a danger to the road.
YLYL
>>677413081
kek. lost.
/thread xD
>>677413125
Fuckin newfag. You can't /thread on a ylyl.
>inb4 you can /thread on a ylyl
>inb4 you call me a newfag, you've already proven my point kiddo
>>677412485
>>677413125
>>677413335
Holy shit the cancer is real! This is now a Trump Check 'Em thread. Check my trips bitches
Im drunk and I want to leak me ex.
dubs gets bra/underwear photos
trips get nudes
u r dubs
ass?
Show me the money
>>677413144
rollin
gimme nudes op
If you do not have her permission to post those pictures, than it is illegal and really fucking creepy to do so. Do you really want to be THAT guy?
Draw thread
drawing is fun
>>677412111
Love your stuff though.
I miss Dracorex.
Talented as FUCK.
>>677412111
Fucking show boobs, trips
One more request before I'm out?
Requesting again this girl walking or doing something, I'm still bored
Make your best, surprise me... Please
>be me
>Be a transfer to this new university
>This one girl is unconventionally nice to me, have no idea why
>gives me special attention and it's nice but I don't really know how to react
>this is probably because I'm super humble and nice in a class room environment
>this goes on for a couple weeks
>on my phone in class for a couple seconds
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>>677411720
Fucking text her you beta faggot. What is the question here? she clearly wants your dick.
>>677411720
you literally just answered your own question
Rape her
Anally of course don't want too much damage
Reel her in and make her your sex slave
Or kill her idk
>>677411932
I know lmao, I just don't know how to start a convo with someone I know but don't REALLY know and she doesn't know what my interest are etc. I don't wanna come off as an emo weeb creep or some shit. I wanna know how to keep in safe nawmsayin
>>677411720
Remember OP, penetrate her deep in the ass. Now go and text her you faggot.
Is this worth playing these days?
Never played it because poor consolefag but now got something decent and want to rewind everything I never played.
Learn the basics and play Epoch or Overpoch, this blew my mind.
Imo it's a shitty game that is still fun in it's own way, if you are prepared for shitty optimisation and 50% of the things you do being ruled by bugs/game limitations then you should have fun, if you aren't prepared for those don't play it. Overhaul it's a really fun game, you get a feel from this game, a sort of "rush" no other game will ever give you.
Coming from someone who has an on and off relationship with dayz
>>677412222
Checked
Assuming this is for standalone>>>
>>677412222
Quads
Sanna thread
>>677412657
This one is new from yesterday
>>677413185
You the same anon as before i guess
>>677413436
Tell me more about that tied up doggy fuck please.
>>677413677
On the train so don't have all pics and about 20 min to go
alex-justice add her on snapchat and ask for nudes. she gives it away like candy
>>677408032
pic related? cuz that ass is 10/10
you say she gives away nudes and you cant even post one....
she does. but i am giving you a little taste of what you could be getting
Same girl
post some of her
Let's keep it going!
fuck it, I'll even start posting stuff I don't normally post anymore
Trips decide how i kill myself
Of old age.
attack a cop
drown in your own semen
cigarretes
>>677411970
death by cop
Rate out of 10
10
9
I'll give you a 7, you're pretty average.
Do you want God to be real?
I would like a "God" to be real, just as long as he's not the person the bible says he is.
>>677411026
its a nice, comforting thought. a supreme being who punishes the wicked and rewards the just.
>but it's just not true faggot. get over it.
>>677411142
/thread
>>677411142
dam son, that's both edgy and deep
shekels
hawaii sluts post what you got
Oh shit yussss.
What island?
honolulu but lets post them all
>>677408905
i used to date a big titted slut but didn't get pics i hope someone has them
>>677408905
>>677409355
Fuaaark awesome. New to the island. Where do you even meet people here? I need to fuck something but I don't really want to try too hard.
Rate my pipe.
Protip: I literally do not give a fuck what you think; it made it in 1 minute like McGyver and it got me baked as shit.
>>677409197
>Rate my pipe.
>I literally do not give a fuck what you think
why?
>>677409476
cuz hes sitting at home high on a saturday night and thought this would be a good idea
>>677409197
That's just as easy to do as it looks. No one cares. Try making one with wood and a knife, or with an apple. Aluminum will vaporize in microscopic amounts and give you fucking diseases.
That's terrible...
Smoking with aluminum foil can later lead to Alzheimer's
>>677409197
Its pretty ghetto but id hit that, i mage this bong 4 years ago as a temporary bong when my glassy smashes but after a week i was like fuck it this works just as fine and i can drop it all i want
Red Flags
I'll start:
>consumerism
>words matter
>>677409611
>I'm voting for bernie/hillary
>dyed hair
>no dad/ parents divorced
>nigger
Guess I'll post the obvious one
>she's a Republican
>democratic socialism isn't socialism
H/fur
I love herm cock
same
More like this.. Ass with feet up
Yes it's an iPhone screenshot
>>677410080
>one sock on
>one sock off
This pleases my boner, and I don't know why.
>>677410461
Unknowingly have a thing for feet maybe?
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
>>677411164
Fag
WHAT WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little...
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Nude game: IMPROVED INCREASING ODDS Edition
1.Post clothed Picture of your girlfriend/wife or ex and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2.If someone replies with that number (last Digit), you post any Picture they request AND you chose an additional number (0-9) that people can roll for more. If trips post 3 pics, quads 5 pics, quints dump all you have. This is regardless of the digit.
3.Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
4.If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her
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>>677411366
random ones
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