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crossy cro polete
god tier rap albums
>Drake
literally kill yourself pls
>>701260752
it could be worse i could listen to fetty wap
>>701260621
Gucci mane everybody looking
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701246346 (Cross-thread)
>Claim your Waifu/Retarded Albino Shit Wearing Gloves
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Shiro, Laura, and Megumeme are the exceptions to this rule)
>No stealing (unless you ask politely and get singles or less)
>ERP at all times
>Discussion is over-rated (they don't really give a shit
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>>701272335
fast as fuck boi
>>701272420
All the boats are girls. They -have- to import the sex at some point.
Calamity-masu'd
>>701271272
Not cute
>Can't deny satanic trips though
Too bad nobody respects them
Just came here to tell you goodnight, thread isn't acknowledging my existence so I'm just going to play some awakening and sleep
Claiming best girl
Given all the evidence of white genocide, why do you Leftist tards still choose to take the blue pill and ignore the facts?
>mfw I get welfare
>>701265541
it's all marketing.
it's friday! the s/fur ride continues til eternity!
How are you enjoying your mutilated jew dicks /b/?
Tell me, did a rabbi suck your dick when he finished the procedure?
Natural is gross according to every good looking girl. Women don't want a skin flap dropping off a tiny dick. Get that shit cut so you don't look like a fucking weirdo.
>mutelate their sons genitals to please their jewish overlords while calling europeans cucks
USA USA USA
>>701260124
nobody cares what american women think
>>701259894
found the cock lover.
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Teens with huge tits thread
This is my cousin Leah. Love those massive honkers
Don't see any teens here!
>>701256029
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>>701257005
>Genetically superior girls thread
Drawthread prision edition
Don't draw threads usually have a drawing for the OP image?
i'll draw some low res shit in ms paint.
>>701254266
Not this time
>>701254266
Not if OP can't draw!
Wtf is this shit
Prison edition?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701246346
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps
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I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
>>701262915
Fug
Calamity-masu'd
Penny Claim
>We had a bomb threat at school
>They evacuated
>Nothing happened but we all got to go home early
>K and I got MC D's on the way home.
Today was a good day
>I didn't even know there was a bomb threat until the receptionists were packing up to evacuate
I was like
>"Where are you guys going?"
>"Theres a bomb or something,...
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new thread >>701258712
FB fap thread.
>>701261157
Heres more of Ruby for ya
Alissandra anyone?
That sorority hoe from the end of the last thread also has a sister.
Choking fetish fans - which one of these bitches would you love to choke or watch as i choke them (please specify if you want to do it yourself or fap as you watch me strangle them)
orange vs purple tribe
doubles decide what happens
quads nukes opposing tribe
Purple people cut down trees to make spears, build hits with remaining wood
Orange builds hole traps
>>701258093
Orange bix nood
Purple ooga booga
Orange people conceive an extra person
Orange tribe member riddled with AIDS sleeps with a purple tribe member, infected purple tribe member slowly spreads it to their entire tribe
ITT: deutsche Fotzen
Warum muss ich jetzt doch ran, ihr Tröten?
FadenFrage:
1) Wirst du dir mal eine Smartwatch kaufen?
2) Kennst du alle Regeln die hier auf Kanal 4 gelten aus dem Kopf?
3) Wie viel Bargeld hast du im Haus?
>>701254942
unimpressed
>>701255076
LOOK AT HER BOOBS !!
>>701255076
would you fuck her?
>inb4 it's a man
>>701254942
>1) Wirst du dir mal eine Smartwatch kaufen?
Nein
>2) Kennst du alle Regeln die hier auf Kanal 4 gelten aus dem Kopf?
Gibt doch eh nur eine: kein cp
>3) Wie viel Bargeld hast du im Haus?
Nur was im Portemonnaie ist.
Lineup time! Roll for yours, post other lineups if you've got them to change the rolls.
roll
>>701255184
jizzmuss
>>701255184
Single plz
rolllling
roror
ITT: creepshot thread
>>701249071
>>701250152
>>701250334
any more?
Bump for interest
>>701250420
Alt-right counter signal memes.
>>701239443
>>701239513
>>701239564
>>701239677
>>701240003
You are a sad sad man
Emma Watson Thread
want to beat off to the bling ring rn fam
>>701250666
SATAN GET
YLYL
Ctrl + F
>>701251900
ylyl not feels thread wtf
Loli bread
>>701257563
>>701257761
Alright, this thread is already ruined.
YLYL
Bump
>>701245471
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Lanm crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Lanm is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on
