Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
don't lol
>>767463429
there
>Fasted ways and easiest to kill myself anons?
GOLLY
I HAVE NEVER, EVER SEEN THIS QUESTION ASKED ON /B/ BEFORE NOW
>>767463592
Oh also where it says time in mins is the time for heart to stop, on average they are about a quarter of that for brain to stop
>tfw you relapse on heroin after 80 days clean.
What do I do now? I made it through all the horrible withdrawal symptoms and stayed strong through the worst cravings early on but these past couple of weeks have been really tough cravings-wise. I finally caved tonight after having arguments with myself for 2 weeks over whether to buy it or not. It's like there's 2 people in my mind, one that wants to be clean and the other that wants nothing more than to see the other fail. I probably sound like an idiot but I'm just pretty high.
Don’t worry the shock of relapse to your body will surely kill you with the amount you thought was safe
>>767462963
Heroin is bad for you fren. Didnt you ever learn to just say no
>>767462963
Don’t succumb to the demon. Choose your own fate.
>>767463031
Yeah I'm not a complete retard, I know my tolerance is very low hence I had a tiny dose and continue to dose small amounts until I'm feeling good.
>>767463068
Thanks for the advice bro! I just said no and I'm happy to say I'll never do heroin ever again. You cured me!
>>767463148
Easier said than done. It was like the longer I tried to ignore it, the louder that voice saying "do it" became.
Love to see guys post save and expose my girlfriend.
If you posted or saw her elsewhere share links.
If you have her pics saved post them here.
I know I'm a cuck. This makes my cock so hard. I love it.
>>767464649
nice tits would gladly cum on after fucking her ass
>>767464714
mmm. she prefers cum in her pussy to anal.
>>767464769
in that case i'd go again and fill up her cunt
bet she likes it rough
wwyd to her?
>>767463665
Let me think......how about RAPE
>>767463665
Tongue fuck her
take her out to a nice dinner and have a pleasant conversation
I pity these people.
They sit 8 hours a day on their fucking chairs at home, playing videogames and getting money from losers whose only validation in life is to hear their names to be read or sometimes even just showed on screen by some random stranger they never met, never will and never talk to. It's astonishing how this can work for so long, but apparently it can. The demand of autists is huge, but I just wonder how the retarded streamers sleep at night.
Their careers are over. They will never be hired by anyone because they will always have this awkward 5+ years gap where they were "streaming from home videogames and getting money from strangers". It's worse than porn, because you can at least get into new porn at any point again, if you're a pornstar.
They will be never happy, because their work is not satisfactory. They rage and cry EVERY SINGLE FUCKING STREAM. Everyone does it. I swear to god. Every little or big retard always cries how was killed by a cheater. How he didn't mean to do that or that. Salty beyond repair.
And of course ultimately they will all kill themselves before they reach 40, but that is another story. I just wonder what really went wrong with the internet. It was suppose to be a revolution, the connection of all people around the world and instead we got Zuckerberg sucking cocks of brainwashed idiots using FB in billions and subhuman filth watching or streaming videogames with value to absolutely no one.
Shame on you. Shame on you, because you're part of that, too. Shame on me. Because I was part of that, too. Shame on us. Shame on us that we didn't take the internet and use it as we should have.
The history will remember us. Only a bit differently than we always imagined.
Wordy fuck, aren't you? What are you talking about? Make it CONCISE.
>>767466883
TL;DR Videogame streamers are the subhuman filth of the world and more pathetic than pornstars.
>>767466848
Oho. Someone got his youtube stream canceled. Grow some balls and shot the place up like that trap girl.
>brags about crying and being salty on YouTube
>crys and is salty on 4chan
>>767467084
???????????????????????
God I love MDMA
>>767465704
Crazed slut alert.
>>767465704
More of her? More rolling rave girls?
What would you do to her?
You're not going to post all 327 photos of this hideous little monkey cunt again, are you?
>>767465128
Whatever the fuck she wants. Post more pls.
>>767465244
You've been counting?
>>767465314
Stop. No. She's fucking ugly. Just fucking STOP.
Give me one real reason to vote Republican other than racism
Pay less taxes if you are a cooperation. Just incorporate your life and take advantage. Pretty sweet up here.
>>767465545
well if your into dead soldiers republicans are all about sending those dumb fucks to die, so i guess that?
>>767465545
If I knew you in real life I would probably kick the fuck out of you. No offense but that's just what guys like me do to wimpy little babby men like you. Its the natural order of things
A gorilla roars
A dog barks
and buddy I hurt people
>>767465890
edgelord
What crimes has /b/ commited? Doesn't matter if got caught or not.
Law breaking stories go
>>767462640
No laws broken here, officer.
I jaywalked once.
stole 300 dollars from an old woman with alzheimers
to this day her son thinks she just lost it
>>767462640
I drove like 3 or 4 miles over the speed limit yesterday.
Expose your ex or gf and I will post her on my blog
what's ur blog?
Blog url ?
>"on my blog"
2018.
ex
Post your finest images of the Korean War conqueror
>>767463350
Who fucking cares about Korea when shit is fucked up here in the U.S.? How about conquering some of this poverty and debt over here?
>>767464125
I'm sorry, I believe this thread is for images of the Korean War conquer
celeb :pure whore edition
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_f54gkB6Bvo
ITT: Closeted gays post women they want to be rather than women they want to fuck.
>>767465634
dem nips
general cuck thread stories pics etc, also drop your kik if you wanna share your gf
i woke up this morning with like eight snaps from gf, she fucked a super girthy bbc last night
>>767464235
do share
>>767464235
Lets see them
>>767464091
>cuck
Go be a Jew somewhere else.
Post celebrities in this thread
Thanks for nothing.
>>767466923
*open mouth celebrities
>>767466923
New FB/IG fap thread
love the mole on her tit
Like?
Any Army anons out there?
Looking for some tips on taking the ASVAB.
I want a high score and have been studying but I don't think I'm ready. I need to work on mechanical/engineering mostly but the general science is fucking annoying. Evey practice test is random bits of science so I'm pretty much cramming thousands of worthless science facts in my head hoping one of them is used on the real test.
>>767460847
Welcome to the real world. You never know what you think you need to know.
It's not hard, man. Just study for a few weeks prior and go into it well rested.
>needing to study for the asvab
nigga just go take it. shit's easy.
>>767461041
You overestimate your average armyfaggots intelligence.
creep / voy / spy and related content continued
>>767466054
another friend of ur wife ? photoshoot too ?
>>767466054
>>767466249
>>767466209
same girl as the other shower vids :)
>>767466327
its the same girl ??
Tips for better masturbation?
>inb4 use the other hand
Take your time
>>767457792
Legit advice, try anal with a dildo
Best fucking orgasm imaginable
>>767457792
use lube, try edging.
>>767458616
Can confirm, it's legendary.
>be 17yo me
>find mothers vibrator one day
>curiosity.png
>start fucking my ass with it
>cum buckets
Since then I fuck my ass with a dildo every day I can. I even set up myself near my window so the neighbours can see the action.
I feel and look too muc shit today
Inb4 newfags
>>767459107
} ÷
>>767459107
hope you feel better, you make me feel better so i guess thanks for that even tho its degrading. but it's b so idk, thanks still i guess.
>inb4 whitenight, fag, asskisser etc.
nigga, I speak my mind.
>>767459107
if you're the real Rozelli, you know the rules.
ITT: Atheists can roll only singles while other people of Religions get dubs
Rolling for science
I am atheist...
>>767461522
its happening !
