im looking for clients who are willing to pay for private videos of me and my many bad dragon toys. how do i go about doing so?
Tits or gtfo
>>710856584
This.
Time stamps with toys
full body nude or gtfo
Only oldfags can triforce
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>>710853589
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>>710853702
newfag
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Sup /b/ I just wrote a 1000 word essay, why haven't you done anything useful today like me?
>>710852772
>dialectical
Stopped reading here.
>>710852772
>Second sentence
>Capitalism is intrinsically exploitative and always produces a disgrunted lower class
>herewego.jpg
>High school philosophy class
>Strawman after strawman
>I don't understand capitalism so this is why its bad
>I wouldn't be able to write this essay while drinking my pumpkin spice latte without capitalism, still bad
>Communism has never succeeded (BUTS ITS NEVER BEEN TRIED)
Every sentence implies the reader agrees with your facile statements
F-
>>710852772
Not a bad piece of writing. I'm going to type it all up and place it online so when your teacher googles it, it comes back as a previous essay. Dumbass
>>710853051
Please do it
You can have sex with one celebrity. Who do you pick?
>pic related
>>710853353
Provide a caption you fucking idiot.
Jewel staite or Emma stone
Clint Howard - all day baby
Who else thinks the girls from the react channel are hot?
>>710852997
Used to be.
The new "teens" are mostly all autistic whiter than whites.
>>710852997
thought some ugly bitch<
holyshit OP
Didnt know youd post that one
post more
>>710852997
react videos are the cringiest shit on youtube, how pathetic do you need to be, to want to see someone you don't even know react to something.
Waifu Claiming Thread
>MAKE SACHI GREAT AGAIN EDITION
real claimers will donate funds to the sachi kickstarter
kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/862169232/1965456319?token=609434c2
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Make sachi great again
>No claiming waifus/husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing waifus/husbandos without trips or more
>No RP/ERP without me
>3D and fur is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>By posting you agree KyoAni is best studio
>Send me money
Claim
>710856905
why
>>710856990
-hug-
Syndra being the party pooper
As always
Hey /b/,
Why don't we make something tumblrish up.
Like a new gender or some kind of rights violation going on against an imaginary people.
And then we raid tumblr saying how much we hate it. Try our hardest to trigger this imaginary community on tumblr.
We stage a little war between us and them, with us posing as the tumblrites.
Then we see how many real people start claiming that they are part of this group.
See if we can document the exact time tumblr people jumped on the band wagon and claimed that they had always identified with a race/ethical rights problem/dumb shit that doesn't exist and doesn't make any sense.
Any ideas for what the made up thing is going to be?
Sexually attracted to light
>>710855055
that sounds like way more effort than it's worth
being hetero is rape
>>710855479
So something like luminosexual?
Eight years.
Get ready Hillshills.
Oh man, you're going to be so mad in a few weeks.
>>710851994
Eight years.
Get ready Trumpanzees.
(difference being my post has factual data behind it).
>>710852533
>few days
Or were you referring to the official gop voting day of November 28?
Dont forget to get out the vote Trumptards! 11-28-16, don't miss the revolution!
>>710851994
When the fuck are the goddamn elections?this fucking campaign last for a full fucking year?! im fucking tired of this bullshit, just start the goddamn poll.
Best of 4chan!
Jesus christ you niggas are doing it all wrong
S/fur bread because the swole don't need sleep, amongst other reasons!
Does OP still get two courtesy bumps of their own threads?
Support for OP!
>>710854791
Thanks!
Secrets/confessions thread round 2. let's do it!
>>710843618
I unknowingly sexted with my mom and KIK and I didn't find out until later when I saw that some of the pictures were in our house. I assume she made the same conclusions based on me not hiding what my room looked like.
It's awkward around here.
>>710843618
NSA trying to get dirt on you thread. round 2468.
i secretly i could suck cock like op and never post any other image than his.
cars back tried to mom me in the finger
>>710843988
m8 if the NSA is reading what I post in these threads they are going to be fucking confused by the huge amount of contradictory bullshit
doubt they could even accurately guess my gender
Hi /b/. So my brother left for the navy about 2 months ago. So today I was cleaning out underneath the cabinet since the room is now mine and found this all the way back in the corner. I'm pretty sure it's some kind of drug and I'm not going to snitch on him since he was always good to me, but just oit of curiosity, what exactly is it?
heroin or hash
>>710852645
He smoking heroin
Can't really tell by pic kinda looks like dabs burn and taste tell me what it taste like
looks like Heroin, no need to worry, they got tons of morphine in the army so your brother isent getting the chills.
Post friends you would do anything to /b/
Would tit fuck
>>710849779
Hottie, post more
Pictures you shouldn't share and faves you saved from other anons.
Deutschfaden am Morgen
Fragen
1. Wird das ein schöner Start in die Woche?
2. Wer wird Präsident der USA?
3. Seid ihr autistisch veranlagt?
4. Wie stellt ihr euch eure Zukunft vor?
Bumpt und lasst den ersten Faden der Woche nicht verkommen!
>>710847369
Fick dich
Moin an alle, die heute arbeiten dürfen.
1.) nicht bei dem Wetter
2.) Clinton, da ich Trump nicht abkann
3.) nein
4) wenigger Zuwanderer
>>710847369
und Deus Vult!
>>710847469
und du dich erst recht (2x69 ellerbätsch!)
>>710847369
>1. Wird das ein schöner Start in die Woche?
Jaaaa ganz bestimmt
>2. Wer wird Präsident der USA?
Trump oder auch nicht
>3. Seid ihr autistisch veranlagt?
glaub nicht aber wer weiss
>4. Wie stellt ihr euch eure Zukunft vor?
glorreich, ganz bestimmt
>Bumpt und lasst den ersten Faden der Woche nicht verkommen!
FB Fap: vol. 395284
Has anyone ever had a crush on a pornstar? Like bought their shit online or anything like that? Not sure if I'm a fag or not
>>710834921
>bought their shit online
u are faggot
yes boobbi star but never bought porn thats fucking retarded today
I've had a crush on a few pornstars but buying their shit is stupid and wont make them like / notice you.
>>710834921
I do now.
So what exactly ruined /b/?
At what exact moment did /b/ die?
Compared to 5 years ago this place is completely different.
We were discussing that before the mods 404'd the last thread.
In my opinion Project Chantology and the inter-war on Scientology brought in major attention from outside media sources, tons of newfags, and cancer unseen. I can testify that before these irl "raids" there was not as much aids.
To be honest, anyone that went out and protested with a fucking guy fawkes mask or green suit is the literal reason why /b/ died. Because once you set a political agenda there is no more randomness. Not to mention the whole site was built on anonymity. Going out and protesting in public holding signs like a faggot and marching around NYC does not make you anonymous. It makes you quite the opposite. Then we gained attention, and faggotry haven't stopped ever since.
Oh and not to mention that rules 1 and 2 were LITERALLY made for this reason and yet here we are protesting in the fucking streets.
Makes me sick. inb4 secret fanclub. All around 4chan was better when it wasn't well known.
There were really good times here.
Those days I'd come home from class and browse /b/ and play vidya all day.
Content was actually random, funny and new memes were being born left and right.
It was a different time, and a better time for sure.
I remember the days 4chan and /b/ were synonymous with eachother.
That was the time anons were actually referred to as The Internet Hate Machine.
Because we fucking hated everything and did it for the lulz.
Hell I didn't even like saying for the lulz, but that saying stuck with us too.
4chan panel was eventually banned from Otakon after 2007 because con-goers were chanting nigger
so loud you could hear it across the convention center in the traders forum.
Those times the mods could ban you for absolutely no reason, say, if you didn't like chocolate milk.
The days of fresh pasta and Raptor Jesus are over. No more will we know what the rock was cooking.
And if you fucked up you best make sure you were behind 7 proxies.
Raids were organized and habbo swastikas would bring joy to those anons who remember.
And if you couldn't believe we made the news, well you best just HABEEB IT!
All those times we fucked with Tom Green and called in. If I remember correctly we made him fit
as many pencils as we could in his mouth just for the laughs.
And we had W.T. Snacks, and it's sad for me to type this, but yes, we had mootikins too.
Well this place ain't Sparta any more, nor does anyone even post Leonidas. I haven't seen a
300 meme in years.
I remember when /b/ was alive and mudkips were liked.
All those mudkipz. And all that cheesy delicious pizza. So much pizza. It was like the wild west.
Well whatever, /b/ died a while ago, but atleast a nigger didn't steal my bike.
Give this song a listen. Oldfags will remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2LIPdCmz0
I just know I'm not the only anon out there that feels this way.
"Back in my day we didn't have none of your newfags fucking up the chat, those were better times"
Shut the fuck up gramps, move the fuck on.
>>710833234
Well that's not very nice you little nigger faggot.
Check the file name.
No femboy/boybutt thread so I'll make my own
posting myself
hopefully these webms work
Do you have a Kik?
/nzg/ New Zealand General
sup cunts
lets try more than one post this time.
>>710846598
WRONG FLAG FAGGOT!
Wellington reporting. That rain doe, parents block all flood.
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