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is you mad white boy?
>>767808463
Why do their peepee look like poopy
>>767808463
Black men can't cum, I on the other can can shoot loads like nobody's business
Why should I be mad?
>>767808463
It's an idiot part but if you must make it then it should be "are you mad white boy?"
Fucking niggy nogs still haven't grasped the most successful language on the planet.
For every 1 you get, we get millions. Get on our level, fag.
>I love god
>I love capitalism
Pick one, you hypocrites. I am no christian but I find it funny how the u.s. is called a "nation under god" yet the economic system is literally a symbol of greed.
Topkek
>>767810074
And greed is a sin btw
>>767810074
And to clarify, I fucked up a bit. Capitalism in itself can work as shown by Denmark but it doesn't work the way the u.s. does it. Just look at the shit tier median wage across the country along with the high cost of living
I hate god and capitalism
>>767810074
fail troll is troll, communism/socialistic shit is theft, another sin
>>767810164
I also say denmark gets it working because of....
http://www.demos.org/blog/10/20/15/united-states-vs-denmark-17-charts
Most notably the little inequality and low poverty
New celeb
https://youtu.be/EJSRulzAkvc
>>767809818
>>767809947
wow
>>767809818
>No Kim edition
One day it will all be israel
>>767807657
>>767807164
it pretty much is already
>>767807892
Thanks for you input tell us more friend
Let's talk dick size faggots
How does one get a bigger dick /b? don't you want to be able to dominate a woman in bed?
bump
>>767805985
One does not get a bigger dick permanently, unless you're interested in surgery.
My fiancee is extremely satisfied with my penis. 7.25'' x 5.5''. Not huge, but I don't feel daunted by porn penises.
>>767806271
On a related note, my fiancee has never had sex with anyone else (though she'd given blowjobs to two guys before she was with me, one smaller than me and one bigger than me). Take that as you will. My fiancee loves fucking and sucking me, so I don't think dick size is a big issue (or if it is, my dick is a good size).
5'6" height, 5" dick. How fucked am I? Should I start jelqing?
i will never understand /b/'s obsession with lying about dick size
you're all under 7 inches and not only would that be fine if you're fucking, it's irrelevant because you will never get laid anyway
the only sad fucks who post these ideal dick size posts claiming they're 50 fucking inches long are faggots with actual microdicks less than an inch long
Why do I wish I was a lesbian, /b/?
I'm a straight male with a straight gf, obviously lesbians turn me on but it's beyond that. I don't think I'm trans, I don't exactly feel or act like a girl even though I'm generally a bit more feminine than masculine.
I've pretended to be a lesbian online, which felt nice, and often just imagine myself being one in fantasies, including in 'normal' fantasies like with the gf.
I'm confused, bros. What the fuck is up? Why do I feel like I should be a lesbian so much?
You're Trans in denial. You're Trans in denial. You happen to be a transsexual person in denial. You are in denial that you are currently a transsexual person and possibly have always been a transsexual person. You may be in denial that you're a transsexual person because you're very transsexual and in very much denial did I mention you're in denial
>>767806008
But I really don't think so. If I were to be a woman, I certainly wouldn't be a pretty one. Nor would I want to go through the effort of putting on makeup and shit every day. I don't really want to be a girl, and I don't really feel like I should be a girl. It's a strange feeling I have but I'm 95% certain that I'm not transgender
>But hey, that's what somebody in denial would say, right?
>>767806008
Propagandist, kill yourself.
>>767805930
You're just a bi in a closet bro, being a lil' bit feminine is a sign of that i.e. flamboyance.
>>767806245
OP here
I openly find some men attractive, but I'd never actually do anything physical with one. I'd consider myself very slightly bi on the spectrum, but idk what that has to do with the whole lesbian thing. If I were a lesbian, I wouldn't be attracted to dudes.
>>767806151
personally i feel exactly the same way, i definitely would consider myself trans but i don't make efforts to change my outward appearance that much since it's a pain in the ass. but yeah id also basically call myself a huge titless dyke with a dick
also
>i know eating pussy dont make you a lesbian
>but i like eating pussy a lot
20, F and desperately need money to pay for my studies does anyone know where or how I can earn enough to pay for my $10,000 course? Willing to do the dirty
well first off what state are you located in??
Qld
>>767807441
>$10,000
>willing to do the dirty
Bitch how's about $10 and if it's good I'll make pancakes
Haha I’ll fucking pass I’ll prove what I look like in Snapchat and then you can decide for yourself if it’s worth it or not and not asking for $10,000 from one person
New loli thread. Prev is >>>767801464
>>767809019
>>767809045
>>767809077
Anyone ever hook up at a con? I've got one in a couple of weeks, and while I'm not banking on it, I'd still like to give it a shot.
Also, cosplay bitches thread.
I haven’t, but I’d sure love to. Pic related, I’m at a con right now and met this cute Ms. Fortune. Saw her later at the rave, still in cosplay, but with another guy. Wish she wasn’t though because the way I saw her move her body made me rock hard.
>>767804216
Another cute cosplayer here I’d bang the fuck out of. Tits were amazing and she was short enough that you could easily get a fantastic view when talking to her.
sexy costumes thread
Fap Game: evens go to bed, odds starting fappinnn
rolllll
roll
Let me sleep
roll
>>767804704
wot
Roll
Swimsuit and lingerie and bodysuits thread
Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>767804936
how do bitcoins work??
how bigs your dick
Would you gay?
>>767805032
Something something blockchain
>>767805093
15 cm when erect.
>>767805146
No. I'm maybe a one on the Kinsey scale.
Pics you SHOULDn't share continued.
Based teacher edition
Nicole
Will the teacher please post more?
>>767806776
Rocking bod. You got n00ds?
>>767806793
you wanna expose her?
Roll for a princess, jack off to a princess. Disney thread?
>>767807051
Roll
>>767807051
rollin
roll
rolll
dubs get
Let's get a good hairy pussy thread going.
gonna post her hairy pussy
>>767800910
>>767800929
>>767800955
>>767800972
YLYL
Post more newfag
>>767805952
Fuck McDonalds
>>767806586
Fuck you
I love mcdonalds dem fries yes yes
>>767806586
McDonald's is not to blame for Unhealthy eating habits and obesity. Every time you order something from the ol'McD's, YOU are choosing to eat there.YOU choose to eat unhealthy. And YOU are to blame for your 300+ pounds of pure body fat. Saying "Fuck McDonald's" isn't going to help food addicts. Practicing moderation will. DON'T get McDonald's EVERY DAY. Get it once or twice a month. Last time I ate there was 7 months ago.
>>767806586
Fuck you
I love mcdonalds dem fries yes yes
>>767806826
>>767806586
Are you the Burger Kang or that redhead hooker Wendy?
all have seacrest
>spill now
>there were six students at Hampden College:
>“Bunny,” is from Connecticut. His family was once wealthy. He desperately tries to pretend everything remains the same with his family’s status.
>Richard Papen is from California. He chose to come to Vermont to get away from his hometown.
>Henry Winter comes from the Midwest, his family set him up with a trust fund.
>Tust-fund baby, Francis Abernathy, is gay.
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Be me playing hide and seek with kindergarten class. Me and black girl are hiding behind really big bush. I pull down my pants and show black girl my wee wee. I ask if I can see her per pee she says yes and pulls panties down and lifts her dress showing her vagoo. Black girl asks if she can touch my wee wee and I say yes. She grabs my wee wee with both hands and just as she touches it the teachers aid walked around the bush and sees us. I quickly pulled up my pants and run to my car jump in and slam on the gas high tailing it out of there.
Tricked my gf into fucking black co workers
>>767807171
wut? how? why?
>>767807201
Long story. She’d get flirted a bunch when she came to see my on my breaks so I set it up with the guys and made it happen
When did you start smoking weed?
https://youtu.be/a_tulmZWY5w
>>767799631
4 hours ago
>>767799631
When I was 10
Good ol age of 17
>>767799631
12.
My ex ex gf 9.
My last ex was from the jungles of Lao and they mix it with food so before she was even born!
>>767800601
Same, did my first bong rip junior year
