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Found this little guy in my backyard. Seems like it broke its leg. What should I do /b/?
It can't walk
feed it bleach
sharpie in pooper
Put it in box with blankets, bring it inside to warm up, put in a capful of water and some food (seeds or something idk), if it isn't rip tomorrow morning than contact a local wildlife rehabilitation center and send it off. That's what we did for the baby raccoon we rescued
this is time
Rollo
ra rawl
Ok
Rawlin
Relllllllllll
drawthread waifu edition
>>685656679
Best waifu.
you only have 5 seconds anon:
Shark or frog?
Requesting a waifu
>>685657106
frog
>>685657106
both
more Evalion lewds
>>685655433
Bitch looks like a jew with downs, fuck off with this newfag cringe.
>>685655433
fuck that jew five head looking sloot
>>685655433
is this that bird that sang happy birthday to hitler and got banned from youtube?
>>685655433
Didn't get the jiggle.
Dubs decide what I say next. Will deliver
tits or gtfo
Hey Faggots,
My name is Johnny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on...
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But I'm too busy to keep talking to a slag like you, please eat a breakfast from McDonald's. Arrreeeeaaaabbaaaaa
Come over and chill to the best fucking film ever
Are you kill?
>>685657767
Putin lol
Michael schofield, he'll get me out
Michael Scott, so I should be fine
>>685657767
Mike Tyson
Deadpool, win
Roll 69, and i'll post kylie jenner sextape.. picture not related..
removing after 50 views
U dont have it
ill take that
go fuck yourself
does it even exist?
Pushups Thread V2
Last 2 digits are the number of pushups you have to do
>Dubs = double up
>Trips = do whatever number you get
Roll because I'm lazy piece of shit that finds /b/ to be a good inspiration for workout. We need more of these threads.
roll for gainz
>>685654587
999 inbound
lets roll
ITT: Relationship red flags.
Here, I'll start
>all of her friends are guys
She knows the lyrics to rap music
Her name is Courtney
She has a tattoo
> "I like horses."
His penis isn't at least 7 inches long
Hello you niggers, i want to kill myself from this depressing and miserable life, trips get my bank information and paypal acc.
Good luck plebs
Is that legal?
>>685657520
Probably not, but let's give it a go!
>>685657332
Roll
Haha nigger
b8 but lets try
Dubs decide
>inb4 dick pic
Kom sug min kuk
>>685655532
lyssna du din jävla slyna, börjar bli trött på dina korta svar när jag försöker sätta fram foten, så jag kommer nu ställa en fråga som är skit viktigt för mig och jag vill att du svarar så ärligt som möjligt...
vilken är din favorit pokemon??
>>685655844
win
>>685655844
Winrar
>>685655844
FUCKING KEK
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>685658045
I have the courage to carry the label of a lesser man.
Sleep well, everyone!
>>685656679
>
s/fur lick your wounds
any fur traps?
Celebs, man.
Got any more Debby?
>>685657282
beer thread
>>685650951
you have shit taste in beer and have no business starting a beer thread.
>>685650951
disgusting beer and apparently a real shit company, but I wouldn't know because I'm a Canada fag
>>685651283
Enjoy your IPA's.
>>685651615
fuck yea. Ballast Point Dorado is the finest of the fine, you uncultured swine.
>>685651877
>could not be more casual
Cheers.
Taking xray requests for next 30 mins. Please only ask for thin materials without patterns. Swimsuits do not work
>inb4 404 and no one posting
>>685653224
Charlize thron plz this k thanks
>>685653606
let's see you faggots
>>685653043
im voting for hillary
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again,...
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>>685653043
I WAS a woman
>>685653604
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
Want the old lickeroo?
Okay /b/, let's play a game.
Trips get the big rectangle
Dubs get the big square
69, 77 and 01 get their own small spot.
Post your worst images, OP will deliver.
Nigger.
>>685652565
God, why?
>>685652161
ayyyyy bnam2
Hey Anons im /b/ack with more Steam Giveaway Thread. This time you must post your pc/specs before or on roll to make sure the game you get will work properly!
Dubs - Any $5 Game
Trips - Any $20 Game
Quads/Quints - Any Game
if you guess your post number correctly you also get a surprise.
>Dont Forget to leave steam ID!
>>685652291
Example Post Guessing
>68565XXXX
>>685652291
BUMPING MY POST!
>>685652291
Does no one Want Games?
i just got paid yesterday
CPU:Intel i7-4770k, LGA1150
Motherboard: ASUS Z87 ROG Maximus VI Hero
RAM: 8GB (2x4GB) Corsair Vengeance Pro Series
GPU: ASUS ROG Radeon R9 280X 3GB
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279804974/
steamcommunity.com/id/tebreks
68565302
Describe your first time smoking weed~
Mine: Up a tree. I lost my shit. Climbing down was near impossible..
my first time, screencapped it from an old thread. it was pretty sweet
>>685644572
i havent yet. but im going to smoke some reggie with my bros friday to celebrate being liberated from school. any tips or things i should know before i go in?
>>685645123
Make sure you have shit to eat
>>685645123
have water,
have snacks
be somewhere chill
enjoy
>dating cougar
>she 35 me 24
>asks if I'd never smoked
>nah
>got her dad to bring us this huge fucking cannister of weed, apparently he'd been growing it in his house for over a decade.
>started smoking and playing video games
>got too high for games climbed in bed
>blanket brushed my nipple and my dick got hard for...
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