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Cum covered girls thread. Bring me your facials, bukake, and used passed out drunk girls.
Fellow /b/ritfags... in or out?
OUT
Out.
If Cameron and Osborne say we have to stay in then it only benefits those cunts not us.
>>686265002
Kebabs must go
>>686265116
This.
OUT but confused.
"european teen" gave me this.
>>686265002
Out
By sheer logic we can't get more out of it than we put in as mobey is usef to aup port developing EU economies. If we leave we save more money and we can choose where it goes. This surplus in cash easily outweighs all the farmers screaming "muh subsidies". The NHS can be funded in full from all the cash we save from not paying into the EU.
The EU gets 56mill a day from us+similar amounts from other countries and haven't filed accounts ot books for 8 years.
>tldr...
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From HIGH SCHOOL To PORNSTAR! (Before-After)
>>686269007
so thats what she looked like in highschool. nice
>>686269007
ITT: From pic of girl I know to pic of someone naked who looks somewhat like girl I know but isn't her.
go.
>>686269168
Are you retarded? You can literally google it and see it's true. Next time don't post when you don't know what you're talking about, it's pretty embarrassing of you.
>>686269168
fag
Just to think that picture shows her before she got her nipples sucked, her pussy licked and fucked hard
Fuck marry anal kill
Sisters kiss https://youtu.be/ToqsOc66QMg
>>686244412
Marry far right because she looks like a fucking freak, fuck red hair, kill blondie, anal the brunette.
>>686244412
far left is anal, blond would be marry, red head fuck, kill the last bitch
>>686245584
Here's the far right with red head
loli
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/66/
Fuck this shit
Revealing clothes > Nudes
Does anyone else think girls look better when they're not actually bearing it all out. My imagination fills in the gaps and that's usually way better than reality. Nudes seem to never really live up to expectations. Or am I just a faggot?
>>686266748
Nah you're right but that's because current year bra tech removes droopiness, asymmetry and adds a few cup sizes.
Women who look great naked without a bunch of make up or plastic surgery or other tomfoolery are very rare.
pic related: Gemma Arterton has terrible tits
>>686266748
Yes, you are right OP.
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>686265892
>literally you
ITT;we post pics of girls we know and anon says what they would do sexually to them
RULES! REPLY OR REPLY! IF YOU PIC DUMP NO ONW WILL REPLY TO YOU.
Guys please tell me what you would do with my girl
Kik: mr.white136
>>686267934
I would throat fuck her hard. Then start pounding her pussy like a mad man.
>>686267934
fuck her hard in the ass, pull out then make her suck my shit tasting cock until I cum. She then gargles it and spits it onto her self
My gf
About time /b/! Also chubbie thread!
>>686266375
Jesus Christ, have some respect for yourself.
>>686266375
Ugg. Post a picture of a woman not on the rag.
Chunky wife
>>686266375
Black panty pic pls
Alright /b/
Femanon here. I've recently been 'dating' this guy who is your stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed. 100% virgin and has never had a girlfriend. Because of all this I'm not sure how to proceed further than dates. Our dates are a lot like when we normally hangout but usually in restaurants or cafes instead of at his place or mine. I wanna kiss him and bang him but i'm afraid to scare him? His best friend told me he doesn't even know if he's
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>>686263982
just kiss him and fuck him, don't hold him to expectations.
he'll probably nut in 2 minutes
or lose his boner
or keep his boner but not cum at all.
one of these things will happen, don't get offended.
You're asking on a site full of dweebs and neckbeards for advice, not a great move.
better off talking to your bf yourself.
also, tits or gtfo.
a) make the first move.
start with a peck on the cheek and go on from there.
b) speak to him, be tactful though. or literally just ask. 'can i kiss you?'
hope that helps
Sit on his lap during something mundane. Like while he's playing one of his games. Grind a little.
Let him figure it out.
>>686263982
Post your tits with a timestamp.
>>686263982
Tits or GTFO
Alright jews.
Let's make a hearthstone card.
Dubs kicks us off: Spell or Minion?
Rollin' for Spell.
>>686266821
bumping cos i'm a faggot
Spell
Minion
>>686266463
rolling to end thread
Trips and I post her nudes
whaddup
do it or you dont have some
post proof you have nudes faggot
attention seeking cunt
No free samples, these nudes where balls hard to get
I'm just gonna leave this here...
You know what to do
>>686259330
YES
rolling for 8830
>>686259602
son of a
Rollerino
>>686259108
Roll
buy a poorfag overwatch please?
email is [email protected]
Can someone tl;dr all of this Overwatch hype, please? What makes it not another generic game?
>>686258263
I would also like to know, a few friends want me to buy it. But why not just play TF2?
>>686258715
nothing whatsoever. It's TF2 with some MOBA gimmicks.
>>686259195
Interesting. Thanks, appreciate it.
>>686258715
basically what this guy is saying>>686259195
G/Furs
Dick rate thread
lol this nigga took a mach 3 do his entire dick section. Faggot ass nigga hahahah the reactions you must get from women are hilarious! Fag
>>686256854
Small dick detected
>>686256067
>>686256979
Same fag
Also, real life is not a porno, girls do not like men who was off all they're pubic hair. You may as well have a pussy.
>>686257191
"Girls do not like men who shave", ok ill get an affro. Any more AWESOME tips sex guuru?
rate
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>686265951
Yo
https://youtu.be/FcIEqDNyG-4
>>686265951
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:21:27 No.686262216â–¶>>686262495 >>686262545
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:23:40
>>686262056
I REPLY WITH MY FRONT TYRE BEFORE I REPLACED BECAUSE THAT PAINS ME TO SEE
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:22 No.686262495â–¶>>686262616
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>>686262224
Why...
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:21:27 No.686262216â–¶>>686262495 >>686262545
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:23:40
>>686262056
I REPLY WITH MY FRONT TYRE BEFORE I REPLACED BECAUSE THAT PAINS ME TO SEE
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:22 No.686262495â–¶>>686262616
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>>686262224
Why hello there
>>686262216
Man,...
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>>686265951
claiming!
>dont go to my thread edition
>>686265726
jesus girl
>you need to put a banana in you
>report your local spiderman
Let's get a cringe thread going
>>686266331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
Cringe?
Cat brought this lil fella inside.
What do?
take him outside and poor lighter fluid on him and set him on fire. Or give him a snack and set him free. Either way.
shit on it
>>686266339
Confirm your real with a timestamp
>>686266339
timestamp faggot
>>686266339
YLYL time
>>686266433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
Lost
