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Trap/trans/CD/mental illness thread
My neighbours are on vacation and gave me a key to water plants, fetch the newspaper etc.
They have a pretty hot 15 year-old daughter though.
Usually when they're on vacation I pry her underwear, occasionally sniff some off them and jerk off. I really want to cum on them, but I'm too afraid it would get noticed as I'm the only one with a key.
Any other ideas for fun things to do?
>>675104955
computers, data storage?
Just do it :D and take pics also
>>675105440
Yeah, she's got a Macbook (?) but it's password protected.
Face is pretty but her breasts are super saggy. You can tell that she has to force them into that bra to keep them from sagging. Saggy tits are not for me.
Pic of her dirty panties op
Why do you hate women in gaming? I'm so tired of sexist idiots in my raid groups or shitty gold players in League.
I'm Master in League and yet can get almost any man that I want, meanwhile you micropenis and lowskilled fucks waste your day harassing girls and then proceed to cry all night lurking feels threads on 4shen.
Why not?
>>675108692
It's because you are a homosexual that prefers to be surrounded by manly men all of the time.
Admit it OP.
>>675108692
Only "gamer girls" who obviously play video games because they like attention are the ones I dislike.
There are plenty of people who I didn't even notice were girls until they start using the mics and are decent players in TF2 for instance. Imagine how many players you don't even know are women.
>>675109513
Indeed it is,gota be carefull /b/ros.
Vague cartoon describing thread
>describe cartoon
>vaguely
>guess what cartoon it is
>little girls
>fight Satan
Powder puff girls?
>>675109808
power puff girls
>brown mouse
>sombrero
>really fast
>>675110085
Speedy Gonzalez
>square
>water
>bird
>raccoon
>>675110411
Sponbebob
>WHAT FACE DID YOU GET ANON?
>>675110985
rolling for 9
My dick won't get bigger just because I rolled a number. Are you guys this delusional?
>>675111209
>>675111209
>>675111209
>>675110985
>none of these are positive reactions
the fuck are you trying to say, faggot?
Plz
How often do you get dubs /b/?
>>675110435
ouch
every time
>>675110435
only when i dont expect it
daily look
>>675110504
almost every time
You up for a roll anons?
sure i guess
rollin'
>>675110077
Roll for pimp
>>675110077
Kek
No cringe thread ?
Let's a cringe thread.
>>675106411
that's fucking terrifying
>>675106518
faggotery is sometimes terrifying yes
Bumping for more cringe
>>675107359
I can't dump some but I hope someone will help me
Amateurs you didn't find on 4chan
>>675103068
Okay so...
>Open web browser
>type bing.com
Oh fuck sake.
>>675102892
Valya is amazing
>>675105663
FB Fap Bread. This girl is 18yrs old. Her tits are amazing.
>>675110104
show when she was younger
>>675110104
>>675110213
Think she is 16 or 17 there. She had big tits at the age of 14, but I'm no paedo fagot
more of her for anon from last thread
ITT: we invent torture devices
So I just came up with this.
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
No, YOU did not come up with this design, someone else came up with this design, you liar!
Coming to OP'S shitty thread.
>>675105142
How fast is it?
>so I just came up with this
Of course you didn't.
My torture device:
Artificial indoor whirpool, they must keep treading water or they'll be sucked in a drown. Obviously
>>675105142
This is older than most /b/ posters.
Bout to take my driving test /b/ wish me luck.
Good luck. I drove yesterday shit was hype.
i hope you die.
>>675105802
Good luck nigga
>>675105802
more of her
ITT: YOU MUST JACK OFF TO THE PICTURE BELOW YOUR POST
have mercy
have some man ass
I'll be kind.
>>675107541
>>675107763
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hunger games first 24 in.
BLOBO
M26 Snake Hamiltank W/ Tesla cannon
God Usopp
MinimoE
Nigger's fucktoy
>>675110962
seriously love this vid
>>675110962
You found THIS on the deep web? Oh fuck I better delete this ASAP
>>675110962
she can deep throat that SHIT!
>>675110962
Fucking right on OP thanks for the wincest
>>675110962
Greatest porn of the year
>>675110962
/b/ im with my grandma shes at home in hospice care dying of lung cancer. she was really down tonight but i downloaded OPs video and let her watch and now she said shes ready to go peacefully
Shit tier tv shows
supernatural
Doctor who is shit
>>675101524
*God tier
FTFY
the put the taliban against the IRA show me a more groundbreaking fight simulation programme
>>675102008
Wrong
>>675101524
Easy
Hey /b/ how do I start a conversation on a train without dropping all of my spaghetti? She's 19 and I'm 18, I look good physically but am a huge beta otherwise.
Pic unrelated
Is she reading something? Does she have a lot of luggage? Something to actually start a conversation.
Im a photographer and I approached my current gf with the question "Hey, would you like to be photographed sometime?" etc etc.
>>675104833
>So how do you like the train?
>>675105069
>>675105069
>Im a photographer and I approached my current gf with the question "Hey, would you like to be photographed sometime?"
This OP but if you're not a photographer you can ask "Hey, would you like to be fucked sometime?"
>>675105188
>>675105253
This op
Or this stop next to her and say
"Hmm I wonder where this train is going?, My train is always going where it's no suppose to YOUR FUCKING VAGINA "
my bald rat just die, trips decide what do
>>675108403
toiled
/thread
>>675108456
roll
Lay down on bed of roses and sink in river at down, send away with the words of a love song.
Eat it with a little ketchup
Rolling...
Lube the rat up. I will let next dubs decide what to do.
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't murder. Humans are overpopulated anyway
>>675106683
Doesn't really matter.
You're not going to be remembered anyway.
>>675106750
This. Also overpopulation is bullshit.
>>675106683
Bump
Kill all of them. It's boring in this world.
Because it's not your job to control population you autistic fuck. Please just kill yourself.
Hi! I'm about to let an old dude fuck my ass for cash - luckily it's my regular and not the creepy cuddly guy I had last time.
Anyone have any encouragement? ;p
>>675106026
I hope he tears you to bits & you catch aids you filthy faggot.
Show booti
Before anyone says anything:
- I am completely aware that I am a guy. I just like getting nailed.
- I'm a student and I've been screwed by SFE, so I gotta do something to get extra cash. This is it.
>>675106026
Yeah bro, go and get used by some old depressed pervert! I'm sure your parents would be proud of you and it won't be weird as a memory when your a dad some day. That's assuming you don't get HIV from the guy who's probably fucked a number of naive teens/20 year olds like you.
An hero
