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What does boi pussy feel like ?
A lot like anal
>>677643736
crusts of shit around your mind
Like fucking a faggot
>>677643736
I would imagine humiliation and shame along with a smelly dick.
>>677643736
Post more traps you fucking faggot.
>GET THREAD
>tfw never got dubs before
>>677651499
>>677651411
I managed to do it twice.
>>677651499
Oh shit nigga. Look at this shit!
>>677651411
Hey faggots, just smoked a bowl pack of tangerine dream and i has an interview in an hour.
>What are you /b/ros smokin right now?
>Stoner thread?
>>677650036
Hope you don't need a drug test before the job. Also, I'd get nervous as fuck if I was stoned for an interview and wouldn't be able to think of answers.
>>677650374
yo you get sketched when your fried? Damn yo, I can still be pretty normal when high.
>>677650036
Stoner suck a dad dick faggot.
The best way of the year of high quality in my room for a few years back to my friends to the gym today is the best thing way too many times you have a nice day niggerball is the only thing that I can be the first half of the day year ago I don't have a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new phone case you want.
>>677650655
Cool story bro
>>677650655
wtf
moar moar moar moar moar moar moar moar
Shes fuckin cute OP. Does she like having her tits slapped, pulled, pinched, np clamps? All that?
Looks like she would.
nice bump
got kik?
add me
milkybarxx
i want more
>>677651357
Who's you wanna see?
m
itt gayest shit you've done but aren't gay, i'll start:
>get pissed drunk
>mix friends sperm with strawberry & caramel praline ice cream
>count how many licks takes to get to the centre of the jizz ice cream
>>677651812
Fucked my friend in the ass.
>strawberry & caramel praline ice cream
Yeah that's pretty fucking gay bro
when I was 13 my best friend asked me what sex felt like nd I said "idk" we were sitting on the couch he asked me if I want too find out, and I said yes. he told me to take off my pants nd bend over. he started fingering me then went inside
>>677651812
it's not even gayest, it's most faggotest thing I've seen OP
ITT...."I'm not gay, I just like sucking cock sometimes"
my gf wants to cuck me. i dont want her to. it pisses me off, she keeps sucking my dick then telling me how she wants to suck bigger dicks. it makes me cum, when she talks dirty, then i feel disgusted after i cum.
she wears very short skirts, and lets them ride up. she says its for me, but when she touches my cock she says she gets wet when men look at her.
what should i do about her, i really really do not want to share her, yet when she tells me dirty stuff it makes me cum, and shes taking that as some sort of confirmation. pic related its her arse.
>>677646052
Hold permission to do it over her head like an unobtainable reward.
Classical conditioning is your friend.
You're already a cuck for cumming over her weird dirty talk about how your dick is smaller than the dicks she really wants.
cuck/10
she's fatty chubby fat fat
use a HUGE dildo on her...then on yourself you cuck
>>677646052
moar
do you fuck fatties?
>>677643244
i did once, not doing it anymore.
Yes I do. Like this one.
>>677643450
Sara was a good fuck. Wonder if she takes after her mum
![[HorribleSubs]_Kono_Subarashii_Sekai_ni_Shukufuku_wo!_-_03_[1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.35_[2016.01.27_21.52.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KgDmCgw.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Kono_Subarashii_Sekai_ni_Shukufuku_wo!_-_03_[1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.35_[2016.01.27_21.52.13].jpg")
I'm waiting for the full manifestation of my magic powers, so no
You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT a nigger. GO!
I have Irish citizenship through my father.
I can read
>>677648796
my father pays for my study
>hardmode aka nothing with "my father..:"
i study physics
I'm James earl Ray
Not on welfare, didn't need affirmative action to get into uni, my dad is still with my mom, can read, not a criminal.
Hentai webm/gif thread /b/oys !!!. Show me best fap material you got out there. Bonus points for uncensored. Ultra Giga Nigga bonus points for webm with some long light blue haired loli dominating some boy.
>>677653678
Bump
>>677653678
>hentai gif thread
>on /b/
>/h/ has like 4 gif threads going on right now
>>677653987
you say this like anyone gives a shit
>>677654140
You give a shit, that's why your gay ass thread will die prematurely.
>>677653987
yeah and /b/ has one
there's no excuse there should be more!
Found out my mom has been cheating on my dad with an ex-boyfriend from her teens. Didn't tell nobody but this shit has got me seeing red multiple times during these days. All I feel is utter rage and the urge to kill her with my bare hands. I end up doing pushups until I'm exhausted in order to keep my remaining sanity and don't mess up real bad.
What do /b/?
Tell your dad dude
This great rage... It will endure.
>>677652702
Twice as much presents and gifts
>>677652654
yeah dude this tbh famalam
>>677652654
don't know if he can handle that shit, the old man is getting old, heart problems and shit. My friend told me it would get him closer to me. But I don't want to get closer to him because of this shit
Ok /b/, here's my problem.
In a few weeks i have to fly to france with my whole class, but i don't fucking want to.
Any idea how to i can prevent flying to this gay ass country?
>>677646317
take ur medication fgt
>>677646317
Paris?
>>677646317
Fake a bomb alert.
Few ideas:
>an hero
>an hero
>and an hero
>>677646317
crash the plane in eiffel tower yelling "ALAHU AKBAR"
If you were having a threesome, which two would you choose?
3,4
>>677648351
2,5
4,3
2,3
3,2
pics you were NOT supposed to share, butt fuck it
>>677653995
Mods!!!!
>>677654103
>Update
shes 22 faggot
>>677653995
Yooooo. u have more anon? super into her... reminds me of someone i know.
Zootopia 2.0 Thread
Dumping
Go!
rolo
>>677652343
lolo
Rolllll
Rola
Suicide man ? Pretty accurate
so /b/, why do you hate your gf?
inb4 no gf
Because she doesn't know I exist yet.
Her only excuse is that she doesn't exist.
>>677646619
She's still in love with her ex bf that od'd when they broke up. Fuckin scum bag
she is a SJW
She uses dildos
How do I summon a demon /b/? Or curse something? Any wickens or wizards out there?
bump for intrest
>>677650552
>/x/
>>677650552
>shameless self bump
>>677650848
Oh yeah I forgot you aren't supposed to post anything on /b/ because it all has another board.
>>677651062
I'll just sit here and watch you guys have a succesful summoning thread on /b/ instead of /x/, then.
Feel good? Feel bad?
Tell me what's been bothering you, Anon.
Or what's been cheering you up.
Playing the guitar cheers me up. I spend a lot of time making music and really enjoy it. Holidays are over and I go to school again. In summer I go to a trip to Annapurna, Nepal with my best bud, which is nice. The warmer weather also lifts my mood. So I can say I enjoy my life right now
>>677648194
What kind of guitar?
I always thought of picking up and instrument but never knew where to start
>>677647658
Family rejected me for being a bum because "I had nothing to show for achievements", even though I did have jobs prior to being kicked out of home.
I've just had the last test before my finals and weather's been good the last few days. I guess you could say I'm quite fine :)
I feel like a heroin addict chasing that first high. Maybe I'm doomed to feel nothing until I severe this mortal coil
>Israel defend itself against terrorism and foreign invaders
>Israel was given the land after 1000 of years of harassment and racism against jews.
>The land was british and not in palestines ownership so Israel stole nothing.
>Israel wants peace, and offers it many times
>Israeli men and women are peaceful settlers that want a stable home after holocaust
Hamas attacks Israel again and again after ceasfires. Israel only responds.
Hamas shoot rockets from schools and mosques because they use civilians as human shields.. Then they cry to the media after the missile site got bombed and 1 civilian got killed
Yet /b/ call them the evil ones... fucking hell
Jewfag here, if you're going to defend Israel at least get the facts right faggot
>>677640552
>Not ironically hating the jew
You´re not wanted.
>>677641026
fals flagging muslim niggerlover detected
>>677641105
thats a nice implication but im still jew
You, step forward.
Who are you?
>>677644295
hodor
Whatever you want me to be big boy.
>>677644295
How about you step forward
gastrolizard of the lizardstro tribe
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