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YLYL
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>>701245471
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Lanm crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Lanm is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on
Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701246346
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion
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Calamity-masu'd
>>701256807
I want to have sex with Mari.
Also Mari claimed.
too fast
Trap Thread? Trap Thread
Any cuties with OC?
>>701245461
This cutie posted in the last thread anybody saved more of her?
Fluffy thread
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Actually, ylyl.
How does this make you feel?
First thought:
"They look cute together"
Second thought:
"Why with the black lines over the cock"
Feeling: Indifferent :|
>>701248392
good stuff post more ;-)
>>701248513
Yea I wish someone would uncensor this :/
>>701248392
I wish the anime was actually that lewd.
Sadly it's boring as fuck...
>>701248392
Look like aidsophiles
Ok boys, you know what time it is. Post what you want capped
>>701249674
Is it faggot cuck time already?
>>701249674
not my gf but can you do this one? she makes me diamonds. the dirtiter the better
>>701250319
Ok, give me a minute. Keep bumping to keep it alive
Pics of your gf, wife share 5
>>701250881
>>701252075
>>701251959
s/fur
an otter is hotter
FB Fap Thread
>>701253390
>>701253390
>>701253445
More Olivia..
so after a night of DxM and drinking beer I just snorted a key of heroin and smoked a bowl of speed. everything is clear as crystal. what drugs are you guys on anon?
general drug thread
Coming down from a very chill, enlightening trip on shrooms.
4 tabs of lsd here (150ug per tab)
>>701237911
nice. do you grow your own or know a dealer?
>>701237585
Kratom and weed. Out of morphium, thats why Kratom.
Is that codeine?
YLYL
except this time its really funny
>>701246202
lost
s/fur
YUNG CHILD INDUSTRIES PRESENTS: f40ph
FOR UR VIEWING PLEASURE
thEY CALL ME YUNG CHILD
Regards from /ztg/
celeb fap thread
Is that Jessica Alba? Looks shopped to shit
>>701242704
Better?
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