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Bring this motherfucker to his knees
Find his weaknesses and use them to your advantage
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Why? What's the incentive?
>>702525157
NYPA newfag
Ask him he will know
the b is not an personal army
>>702525157
How old are you? Why are you trolling teenagers bruv?
Mia
>>702525573
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>>702525686
got any pics showing off her legs?
>>702525800
![musicisdead_text_web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aIBg2tv.jpg "musicisdead_text_web[1].jpg")
Is music dead?
discuss
>>702524522
nice dubs
and yes, it's dead. edm ruined everything
>>702524522
Rap is just a fucking kid with down syndrome, Rock has become a pussyfest, Vaporwave is the only good thing to be considered still good in 2016, techno and dubstep has become literal cancer. Yeah I'd say Music is fucked as a whole
>>702524825
This, I fully agree.
I dig synthwave a lot, it's something sincere.
Uninfluenced as well, just cool and atleast trying.
I just woke up to my neighbor blasting WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK, my walls rattling that shit music. yes, music is dead
>>702524522
Is music dead? The fuck does that even mean? Sounds like the kind of bullshit question some pseudo-intellectual teenager would ask to sound smart.
Start your engines
Rollin
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roll b
Roll
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
>>702526380
>702526380
What do you think about cheese?
solid milk
>>702526085
i love all sorts of cheese, even pussi cheese, not cock cheese though
>>702526085
I really like it! Thanks!
>>702526085
amish people make some good cheese
i think the kind they let maggots eat and shit in before they eat it are fucking nasty.
and the people okay with doing that are mental
First Three Words
round ass cheeks
>>702522866
pretty girl jealousy
>>702522866
Plow that ass
Tits and timestamp
>>702522866
Time to fap!
s/fur
Stronk Sunday!
im a dirty whore. rate my pussy /b/!
>>702526382
Timestamp and tits or GTFO
>>702526382
Ewww
>>702526665
This.
What the fuck does that tattoo say
>>702526382
tits and timestamp you fucking retarded cunt seriously how much of a dumb fuck do you have to be
Just fucked a Korean whore at an AMP. AMA.
>>702524037
Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?
>>702525248
waffles
>>702524037
If you had to pick between having to live with chicken feet or frog skin, which would you choose?
What's an AMP
>>702525702
chicken feet
Hey b/
I'm thinking about buying one of those super-resistant smartphones, such as the kyocera torque. I'm clumsy as fuck and don't want to end up using an expensive iPhone with a broken screen. What should I watch out for ? I've never had a smartphone before.
>>702523331
if phone is ruggedized, just be careful with charging port and SIM card thingy
>>702524142
Suck my charging port
Get a MotoZ Force
>>702524408
no u
>>702524781
could you be more explicit ?
I'm also thinking about buying a Cat 60.
Post girls you want to cover in your cum
cousins
>>702524840
Mmm-hmmm
>>702524840
this bitch Anna
Cringe thread, OC right here.
the most cringy shit is you face.
hahahahahahah
also i fucked your stepmother, i know your real mom killed herself right after she saw your face for the first time
You could dress like a fucking bull dyke. Flannel shirts, dirty jeans, mouth full of Copenhagen. You know, like all other lesbians.
>>702525440
I love how the city of Copenhagen gets associated with this bullshit. Maybe that's why we say København.
>>702524445
24 March in relationship with Clara
24 April in open relationship
31 July in relationship with Melissa
>>702525113
i have a gun /b/
what should i do with it
-im feeling homicidal-
>>702525586
kill yourself
pawn it, buy fleshlight
>>702525586
Assassinate Hillary
shot your dick
>>702525586
Nothing.
Nigger females thread
Post your best nigress
>>702525828
nice
what's even so bad about rape
jesus christ get over it
bunch of crybaby feminists make it sound like the worst thing ever
"oh no someone put a dick in me for like five minutes waaaaah"
so hurt... so violated.. cry everytime 5ever... spare me, kill selves. fuck off
you cool with me raping you? its no big deal bro takes me like 5 min
>>702526018
I remember being 16
>>702526127
faggot
>>702526155
bitch
>>702526306
your vocabulary is a little dense can you dumb it down maybe?
>>702526018
I had a dream about being raped by a fat ugly dude. I woke up disgusted and scared I felt like throwing up
Hey /b/
So my school wants to know what clubs you want to be in and what clubs they should offer.
You should help them out.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1 FAIpQLSfs-yu0Vhg9yyIX-ZFXYG87ZRTfUG BQf-Xsr5XaAVjyYltluw/viewform?c=0&w =1
lol I can get behind this
Rick Roll for the win
>>702524269
Fuck off, leddit.
Bump
I just became an uncle. My family has been texting about it in group thread all day. Is it bad that I really don't care? Like, the baby hasn't accomplished anything or impressed me with its talents or anything. As far as I can see it's just a shitty needy little cretin, a seed that might (but probably won't) germinate into an independently thinking person in many years. Probably gonna be someone I can't stand but I'll have to act like I care, always gotta act like I care, can never break the family code, gotta care that my brother and his wife made
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Can I also be an uncle, anon?
For fucks sake, calm your ass down.
Sharpie up pooper with timestamp if dubs.
>>702526315
Ask the conch
>>702526221
Stay involved in your brother, his wife's and their child's life, as much as you're invited.
Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time. Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.
>>702525751
So yeah. I was sitting on the couch the other night, watching a movie with my little sister. She was leaned up against my side with her legs sprawled out, a bowl of popcorn in her lap. Now that I think of it, it was pretty bullshit. I was only taking up 1/4 of the couch’s space and she was basically using me as a pillow. But I digress. We were watching that one fucking Nick Cage movie, National Treasure. I was pretty content for most of the night until a commercial break, when I started dicking around switching...
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>>702525751
>>702525931
I figured she’d be disgusted by it, and went on flipping through. Except I was in the part of the channels that was just literally porn flicks one after the other. Thank God our mom and dad were already asleep. A well-endowed blonde on the television let out a moan as I fumbled with the remote control, trying to find my back to the PG section of the channels. I felt her body tense up from where her back was resting against my arm. I gave her a peripheral glance and noticed her eyes intent on the screen, cheeks...
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>>702526033
Rolling.
roll
hey b trap here~
how do you like my new panties?
more pls, beautiful
What do you mean "trap"? Aren't you just a dude?
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