>in my room browsing /e/ and deviantart
>mom comes in
>"anon, we're having company round later, could you please shower"
>remind her to call me shadow killer and tell her that water burns my skin (the only liquid I can touch is mountain dew)
>"o..okay shadow killer"
>throw a piss bottle at her to frighten her into never forgetting again
>5pm now
>ask my whore mom where my chicken nuggets are
>there are people here
>"everyone this is anon" says my stupid dad
>scream at him that my name is fucking shadow killer
>everyone looks tense
>"hey anon, what are you into?"
>tell them that I like hentai, mlp and 4chan
>"what's 4chan anon?"
>that's it
>attack him with my blazing shadow technique while shouting that my name's shadow killer
>he dodges and I fall into the wall,smashing through because of my weight
>use my spell attack "mortem omnibus normies"
>"what's a normie?"
>grab the shitjug I was concealing under my trench coat
>smash it over the stupid cunts head
>shit's everywhere
>remember about my chicken nuggets
>hurl myself at my bitch mom
>screaming CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
>she's crying
>grab her by the hair and drag her into the kitchen
>say get to work bitch
>"anon, you're 28, can't you make your own chicken nuggets?"
>smash her head against the oven while screaming DARKNESS PILEDRIVE
>there's a loud snap
>go back upstairs
>check deviantart messages
>can hear ambulance sirens outside
Fucking normies.
Trash greentext
>Sjukt dåligt gröntext.
Hey /b/ - bored britfag femanon what do?
you know what we want
FAKE AND GAY
do u like men
My hometown, Turin, in Italy, is MADE of legends. There is the story of the Royal Alchemist that discovered the Philosopher Stone. The map to the Holy Grail. A portal to Hell. Several ghosts. Illuminati and Stone Masons signs all over the city embedded in the architecture. The shroud of Christ. Nostradamus lived there and wrote about it "Nostradamus stayed here, where there is Paradise, Hell, Purgatory. I call myself Victory. Who honors me will have glory, who disdains me will know complete ruin.". It is also the point of the black magic AND the white magic triangles of cities. Allegedly, one of the most famous statues of the city is dedicated to Lucifer itself.
Harley Quinn!
>>714305692
Name?
>>714305775
Heavy quinn
>>714305864
kek
Is she the most beautiful woman alive?
im fucking disgusted
>>714303679
now she is
WWYD??
More
>>714303812
lovely lips
>Clipboard
>Pack of Cigarettes
>Scrap Electronics
>>714303745
pencil
>>714303745
bottlecaps
>>714303745
>[Empty]
>Open anyway
technical document
So what's the point in being a democrat? You lost, get over it.
>>714304159
But I want to play victim all day; every day! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, nazi, white male, check your privilege, patriarchy... etc into nausea.
Undertale porn
Tem
Bump
Want artist source to this one
>Pic related
Please, /b/ I need sauce asap...and a bit of information of this girl.
It's not rare for me to see this pic anywhere on this board so who is this ?
Thx. And if you couldn't tell already;
> pic related.
>>714304120
>>714304203
Like...sauce needed strongly in this one
fb / sammy.morano.3
it is her
lets start a proper rekt /b/tards
>>714304717
For what purpose?
>>714304363
Oh shit how was he pedalling with wet noodle leg?
>>714304717
>>714305260
its not real, its a hockey commercial
stop farting
>>714303993
It was the dog, don't give me that look.
>>714303993
when you steal a pic from /r9k/ cause ur a fucking newfag
>>714303993
Fuck you varg
>>714303993
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKytMPW4SmI
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/353893/
wtf is going on here?
>>714304452
medical training facility you inbred fuck
not sure how it could be clearer with the fucking dummies in the hospital beds
>>714304844
not gonna lie, i feel a bit stupid now
If you were anymore fucking inbred than you'd be s sandwich
What the fuck has 4chan become
a repost
>>714303400
I fucking hate this ad. It's disgusting.
>>714303400
it's been nothing but faggots and facebook tier "rate me" bullshit for at least 2 years now.
>>714303496
you faggots still see ads? use adblocker you dipshit.
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>>714303792
fucking newfag, pssh
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ITT FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN ?
>mfw FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN actually manage to FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒß me
Bump
Bump ?
amazing dude
What can /b/ do with this?
best i could do
>>714304351
lol
>>714304351
Cazzo fai imbecille
Andrea Russet Youtuber.. Any nudes? make my day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>714304200
NOT SINCE THE PEEL BANANA MAN HAS A BANANA BEEN THIS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAH
>>714304200
ALSO GRRRRRRREAT 420 GET BRO!
What the fuck is wrong with you delinquent pieces of shit?
I log into the four-changles this morning, head to /b/, and here's what I see
- naked cartoons (man-babies jack off to these)
- more naked cartoons
- america sucks post
- naked cartoon feet (seriously, ever touched or seen a human before, man-babies?)
- pictures of big shits in toilets
- Naked d-list celebs
- some fake-ass "what do" post that isn't actually happening
What do you people do to convince others that you deserve to live? What value do you provide?
Yeah..
if you don't like it, gtfo. nobody's forcing you here.
HORNY FAGS OF /b/
Anybody down for a fap session, preferably somebody with a big dick. If youre down post kik in the comments
bahmp
>>714303797
BUmparo
add me smithl820
>>714304541
K ill message ya in a sec ;0
