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Long Distance Relationships...Discuss

Bad Idea or Good Idea?
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>>674566035
Bad faggot
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Bad newwwwws my lad. I've tried it twice. You need someone to hold and appreciate in person. It was nothing but arguing and depression.
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It can be better than nothing if you keep it lighthearted/fun. But you should be looking for a replacement close to home (cause that's what she will be doing).

Unless you're in serious love (which you're not, else you wouldn't be asking b for advice)
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Currently in one... Get to see her this June for 4 months. It's alright. It doesn't help if you are insecure. Yeah you'll get hit with a wall of loneliness every now and then. Especialy if you live in totaly different time zones. But if she's special then why not. Been with my ldr for 1 year and a half. Cant wait for June.

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Ask a 26 yo man who spends 22-23h a day in bed anything.
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>>674566061
Where do you get your money?
Who owns the roof over your bed?
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>>674566061
Why?
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>>674566234
autismbux
my father atm but I'm moving out to my own place this summer
>will lose the only social contact I currently have: my family
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>>674566061
so you just get up too take shit and post on 4chinz?

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Got a folder of this cucks girlfriend. Just spreading the love for him like he wanted
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My fucking shoulders are so weak I can't even side lateral raise 10kilos. Please tell me you're weaker than me, fam.

General muscle thread I guess. Or exercise in general.
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>>674565599
fuck off to /fit

they have an entire section of weak ass, faggots like you

cunt
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>>674565707
/fit/ is for musclemen. They never reply to anyone that can't bench at least 300lbs and dead lift 5plate.
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>>674565599
dub dubs check'd
this is now a dubs thread
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How serious is this guy?
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>>674562961
>guy's name is Silly Sam
I don't think he's very serious.
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>>674563409
It's ironic. He is named Silly Sam because he is too serious.
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>>674562961
idk, those red shoes always get me
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>>674562961
>>674563409
>>674563787
>>674563913
Samefag

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Do you feel lucky, /b/? Then roll.
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why not
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>9
>only 5 girls in the pic

You had one job
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rolling for them all
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Rolj

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GF rate thread. post pics of your gfs, rate them and say what youd do to other anons gfs
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>>674565773
teeth/10

toothpaste much?
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>>674565773
Can you foreveralone retards fuck off with this facebook cringe for 5 goddamned minutes?
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>>674565999
shes nice, would fuck mercilessly and cum on cute face
>nice trips btw

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Would you fuck a nigger?
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Already did.
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>>674564180
Been there, done that
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>>674564310
>>674564715
How was it?
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No way, I'd only let a nigger fuck me. Everyone knows that genetically whites mutated from African prehumans to be fucked, that's why my asshole is so tight and their dicks are so big.

Generally they prefer me to dress up as a girl, but that's a small price to pay to get filled with African cum.

I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.
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Let's say I need it to
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>I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.

Sorry, man; all I have is a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone filming her in a house, but only 3 of 5 boobs are leaning out.
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>>674562108
>I'm looking for a video of a girl leaning over with a green shirt and someone is filming her in a house and all her boobs are leaning out.

In the one I have the girl leaning over has a blue shirt, sorry.
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Can you post it

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I'm having a fucking fantastic day today, Weather isn't shit, I got sleep and work wasn't cancer!

How was your day /b/?
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Not too bad. Got some shit done,weather is pretty good here as well. What's your job?
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>>674562554
Working as a chef at a resturant/nightclub sometimes even a waiter if our boys are sick, Shits stressful as fuck.

You got a job?
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>>674563032
Yeah, I've heard that working as a chef can be stressful as fuck. At least you can piss in someone's food if they piss you off.

Yes, I'm a system engineer in a bank, but I just got the job. I'm still in paperwork and that BS, I guess I'll start working next month.
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>>674563926
Shit nigga, System engineer. Sounds hard as fuck, Does it involve a lot of math?

Myself i went Society or whatever google translate says it is, Pretty much feminist and hippies.

And o-boy do i love eating from peoples meals when their rude

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DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.

Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?

Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?

Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?

Habt ihr ein Haustier?
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>>674565680
>Alle hereinspaziert, genießt den Freitag Nachmittag mit uns.
Danke. Ich hol mir gleich nen side by side Kühlschrank und nen kaffeevollautomaten für meine neue Wohnung! raus mit der kohle!!!
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
joa...geht
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nein, habe leider keine Schwester oder cousine
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
nein
>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
nein
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>>674565680
>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Ja.
>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Nicht wirklich.
>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
Ja, öfters. Verschiedene Gründe.
>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
Hatte mal Fische.
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>>674565984
>side by side Kühlschrank
Was soll das sein?
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>>674565680
Mahlzeit heisst das!

>Seid ihr zufrieden mit eurem Leben?
Nein! Mehr Schekel, mehr Konsumgüter, mehr von allem brauche ich!

>Schonmal einen Verwandten sexuell anziehend gefunden?
Na klar, jeder hat so seine Bedürfnisse!

>Schonmal auf /b/ oder anderen Brettern gebannt worden?
auf 4 Kanal schon oft, immer wenn ich besoffen bin werde ich ausfallend und beleidigend, scheinbar selbst für 4 Kanal eine Spur zu viel. :^)

>Habt ihr ein Haustier?
Nö, bin ja nicht Behindert.

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YLYL let's go
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>>674564966
Try contributing fagget
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I am 13
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No you're a 45 year old faggot
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KAHOOT RELIGION CLASS
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Join 64085
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>>674562091
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I'm in :^)
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>>674562091
bump

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!
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>>674563995

Yes. Only kidding. Fuck off.
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>>674563995
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE
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>>674563995
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>>674563995
Everyone at that rally had some form of autism and/or used tumblr way too much

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hey /b/ im poor as fuck but I want to buy a pizza, please send me $5 so I can buy one, thanks

in return pics
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paypal.me/eduardovizcarra
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>>674563290
Heres 5 bucks
$5
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>>674563407
aii boii
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Just pedo up and then you'll get pizza

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I am a white Male that just finished a degree in finance but can't get a job because it seems I have to be black, a chick or have some kind of retardation has anyone else had this problem.
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gr8 b8 m8
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I wasn't taking the piss, I guess not lol
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ausfag here, same problem

lied about being aboriginal and got job offers from every cunt, didn't even have to apply for anything
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g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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Cant even feel the pain anymore...
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>>674563227
sauce?
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>>674563227
Because there's still beer in the fridge.
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>>674563227
Living through life to the point that my death would actually matter.

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why don't you own a gun, anon?
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>>674564570
But i do
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Don't worry about it officer, I'm sure you'll show up to protect me
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>>674564570
Because I have a katana. Duh!?
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>>674564570
because i don't have anything worth stealing and nobody has a reason to attack me

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No Creepshot thread? Let's fix that
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>>674563880
bump
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