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Hey, /b/.
I was looking for various advice around here. I'm in college. I have this sociopathic friend who refuses to fuck me, but escorts to a bunch of strangers. I'm sick of her shit. What should be my next move?
>>714289127
Have you tried offering money?
>>714289169
I have no money.
>>714289127
Rape. Definitely rape.
>>714289388
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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>>714289532
Shut up
U.K. Nude thread
Requesting Coventry
Bump
>>714289389
Any lincoln?
>>714290158
Nah he's dead
West Midlands
Can't make a thread then not post anything yourself
Should I bang this 39 year old off Tinder?
>>714289228 Hit it and quit it. She looks like the gold digger type and she's 39 and not settled down with someone and on tinder, so either one of two things. She's a crazy psycho bitch, or she's looking for mr.money
>>714289228
doubt she is into losers, but you can dream anyway
>>714289228
How big is her cock?
>>714289410
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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rate my sister
>>714288160
Looks like a bloke.
thank mr skeltal
It's a dude
>>714288160
I think your brother needs to see a docter
>>714288160
Thats a guy, so thats your brother, or youre scitzo and thats you
R.I.P. Ryan
>private plane crash
>kill
>Seacrest out
>>714288883
He tweeted 3 minutes ago. saged
>>714289009
liar confirmed kill
>>714289117
Source of kill?
>>714288883
Post source
Kek why all of people did you choose to lie about this faggot dying?
rate?
>>714289438
nice butt, need more pics, front view
and some feet goddammit
How many more people have to die before Europeans realize they're a problem?
most people know they're a problem
but they hold power - if you oppose them you're branded a racist or something worse
>>714289287
all of Sweden.
:-(
>>714289287
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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>>714289499
Neckbeard spotted.
Anyone of you cucks still got that "Arabian Nights" war edit ? i'd appreciate if anyone of you posts it
Also, war thread .
>>714289895
>>714289926
>>714289996
>>714289449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCM4JlXFYWk
![AA [23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VZt8fIw.jpg "AA [23].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714275338l
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
META FAGS GET OUT
![georgette[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hmHpPbx.jpg "georgette[2].jpg")
sexiest bitch waifu in the universe.
I wish my dogs could talk.
>>714289082
you're not even the OG
Jussayano
>>714289084
Hey Alice good morning sorry to hear about the doc stuff I juss dun have the money for one tbh c:
Acid works
still here
Why this guy's got this many subscribers is well beyond my understanding, and I don't think I'm stupid... can you help me comprehend this shit?
>>714289381
>We're all fat drones who simply pay attention to the loudest, most obnoxious fuckers
>Kind of like "shiny" things with animals
>>714289381
Do you think he'll really delete his channel at 50 mill?
>>714289454
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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>>714289559
of course he won't, he's making money off of stupid viewers while sitting on his couch, how much easier can life be?
>>714289381
His videos are entertaining.
>walking around in a park with headphones
>suddenly the boss shows up
>she uses cqc on your ass and breaks your headphones
>"get up, anon."
what do?
>>714288671
> Reach in pockets for Knifegun
> Look at hands no Knifegun
> Get thrown on the ground again
> Grab on to the boss
> Get thrown off bridge
> I will always love you.mp3
> Broken arm but got a cool new bandana.
>>714288671
>how'd you know my name?
Finally got my tree up boys, show me your trees /b/
What the fuck is this shit on tv..
OOOOOUPS! OP HAD GAY PORN ON! SO FUNNY, WOW
>>714289275
Yeah I'm sure you finally got your "tree"
Up when you where watching that shit on your screen
I love licking girls buttcrscks and anuses. AMA.
Pic related
Any more?
>>714288975
How would you rate this one?
Would you lick this one?
>>714289411
Yes I would. Looks nice and clean and smooth
>>714289344
Would eat the shit out of that one. Not literal shit.
Recovering from a heavy weekend coke abuse clean for 2 years completely, dept is not as bad as some people, but the point is the debt is spread around all my old friends, around 5000 dollars in total. I Just got a job starting jan 1st
pretty pumped for it, i want to make my family pround and actually contribute to the closest.
Im in need of advice, im about to get kicked out on the street, currently i have it all,
heat,internet,computer,(phone service got cut yesterday) - If i was to go work at my new job, i wouldnt be able to catch up.
Anyone of you that has some
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Kill yourself.
Problem solved, faggot.
>>714289012
how much do you need?
>>714289012
dunno but i railed my last line and took half a bar and i need to pass out. And take a break from the shit, I dont even realy enjoy it; just the act of sniffing it
>>714289194
Its not as much about how much i need, its about what i can do to get those 5 grand.
Its not alot ! Im not gonna rob banks and shit lol
But if theres any way you could delay the eviction
>>714289204
Bro i feel you. Those mornings that turn into afternoons in meer minutes in your head. Try to stop drinking if thats the root :)
![IMG_1263[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhnymHy.jpg "IMG_1263[1].jpg")
trips decides what i do with this carrot
insert in ass
smoke crack with it
carve it in to a flute
Kill yourself with it
>>714289313
give it to toon.
Merry Christmas faggots.
I'm in Geneva for the holidays. What to do around here? Any nice clubs or music venues, or just general recommendations?
bump
>>714288853
Beat them niggers with sticks
Monday bumday for you fuckers...just found pics of my ex on here so here ya go leaksnaps.ga
can't believe it actually worked lmfao
where did you find this?
Found my ex gf on here ha
How hasn't this been patched?
how do we delete our own snapchat usernames from there though
As a person that takes interest in the study of psychology, is judging a guy or girl for being "hot" not just as stupid as judging someone for race and things like that? Everyone's retarded. Thoughts, niggers?
>>714287349
>just as stupid as judging someone for race
Whoa now, who said that was stupid?
>>714287461
Oh yeah, I forgot what 4chan is like. It's been too long
Judgements on levels of attractiveness are made almost instantly
Source: psychologist who wrote a thesis on attractiveness of sales staff and influence on customer behaviour
>>714288239
Would it be put under the same shallow minded level as racism and shit though?
>>714287461
Better watch the way you talk to people you don't know. You dont no where i come from, who my inner circle is, or what i might be capable of when some1 ANYONE challenges my pride or honor. ESPECIALLY when the lame bullshit you have dribbling out your neck is said infront of someone i care about or a woman i like and/or have feelings for... so tread lightly youngblood cuz your about to start a fire that wont go out til EVERYTHING burns. Be careful. And if you dont wanna see shit go down like that then i suggest...
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im anti pc but i dont like apple so now i fuck microwaved water melon . suggestions /b/
>>714287418
GNU/Linux
typewriter and carrier pigeon
Hit me with your best shot. Rate me fegs :)
