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from my family album
>>684423520
should I post more? maybe requests?
>>684423635
>>684423520
MOre tits. Got any sisters?
>>684423722
haha do you like milky boobs? Maybe want 20yo?
>>684423867
love them milky. I wonder what she'd think about my dick. Whose the one with the milky tits?
Cards against humanity
Join us niggers
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ga me.jsp#game=58
bump
im in
Haven't fapped in three weeks /b/, give me your best shot!
have my gf anon
>>684423607
Moar?
>>684423789
>>684423912
Fucking nice feet
>>684423912
Thanx! Glad you like em :) Wana do a cum tribute to them on cam?
HOOOI.
IM TWIXIE
will timestamp.
666 will get rituals and offerings from gods.
>>684424129
Timestamp then, with your tits visible. Or get the France out
I think i've fallen in love with you. Could I get you phone number? Your the most beautiful thing i've seen all year.
Timestamp, until then
>>684425193
Saggy tits.
What's the easiest way to earn £20-£40 ($30-$55)?
I'm broke as fuck and want to earn money to play DOOM on ps4, what do I do?
>inb4 sell ur body
The easiest? Mug someone.
Or like, get a fucking job, you mong
>>684422898
Holy shit you are pathetic, kill yourself
sage
>>684422898
scam some 12 year olds on csgo or mow a few lawns.
>>684422898
sell someone else's body
>>684422898
take a part time job for a single weekend. or mug someone as stated before, i hope the person kills you tho.
trap thread.
>>684426482
>>684426482
Fucking faggot get off/b/
FB FAP?
>>684421953
>>684422114
What are you fapping to exactly? What about these pics sexually stimulates you to orgasm?
>>684422411
Yes, that one I understand. Tongue out, bent over, hand out. But what about the first two?
Ex pics u shouldn't share because nobody wants to see them
>>684424010
I guess it can be a girl or guy
Tarp thread
Unfold it, and post results
>>684424201
deliver now
>>684424201
>>684424296
>>684424562
Delet this
>>684424695
This one's a little dirty
Next Trap, CD, Shemale, Sissy
FAGGOTS
PLEASE WORK HARDER TO GET YOUR OWN BOARD
Instead of answering to this, take the time to write to 4chan requesting your own board under "contact" or "feedback" below
>>684424648
listen up /b/ because I have a new idea for a good upcoming trend, hear me out:
The "rapper" kid MattyB has got a retarded downy sister and he raps about her being beautiful on the inside and shit like that.
Why don't we create something like
#love4downies and use the snapchat faceswap option to create pictures with her picture for amusement (I'll upload an example)
Creating some fake twitter accounts and making the hashtag big so people start using it to help and we can say proudly that we made a retarded trend big
#love4downies
>>684423971
Loooooooooool
>>684423907
Those 2 faces could be trump
Genius
Are there any real virgins on here?
Please post ITT if you are a virgin. I'm not, but I am really curious how many are on /b/
virgin here but by choice , it may seem beta as fuck to but i want my first time to be with someone i love maybe its because i have a 13 cm dick. Sad thing is all girls like me most people tell me i am 8.7 and i am quite funny.
If there is a god he is a cruel god
Also virgin by choice but not saving it for anyone.
>god-tier wizard
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight, my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though
I'm a virgin but probably gonna lose it tonight my gf and I were talking about it. I'm not getting my hopes up though.
best things to do when you on MDMA?
>dance
>talk
>grind sweaty bodies
>eat orange
>hydrate
>make new friends
>dance some more
>>684423323
Invite friends at a club and fuck in the bathroom.
>>684423481
I can't fuck when rolling for the most part.. not till I come down the next morning.
I'm just all touchy feeling make out stare into eyes OMG TONIGHT IS AMAZING I CAN FEEL THE BASS
great thread OP
>>684423524
You mean you can't get it up.
Thing is, you can fuck with a flacid dick.
>walk into public toilet
>see this
What do?
>>684425265
Turn for 360 degrees and walk away.
>>684425265
90's fly-kick then 360 noscope out.
*unzips dick
wonder why /b/ got dumbed down to such a loooooooooow level
>>684425265
The the guy in the next stall that he's supposed to shit in the toilet and not the laundry hole.
Sup /b/, you know the drill. 4 decides, OP will deliver.
My asshole smells like goatcheese
you wanna see my dick?
send nudes so i can post them on 4chan
Are you up for a coffee tomorrow ?
I kinda wanna see your tits tbh
Hey /b/
I've been dating a girl for 9 months and I love her very much, and these feelings are reciprocated. We plan to start a life together and all that gushy shit.
The only problem is that thoughts of my old crush have been coming back recently. I had a crush on her for 3 years and she was my best friend for the same time.
I loved this girl so much. She was perfect in every way. She got fed up with me spilling to her so she stopped the friendship.
I still think about her all the time. Do I just deal with it?
Help.
>>684423491
No what?
To helping?
Well, you're a nigger. How about that.
>>684423459
Man up faggot set your fucking mind know what you want or fuck off you re not ready
Desperation selfbump
I'm half considering hitting her up again
>>684423522
hey everything is just around the corner
hang in there
next week
>>684423618
I guess. I'm in too deep with this relationship to do anything to fuck it up.
God damn this girl might as well be Aphrodite herself though
street fighting/ self defense thread: what does /b/ think is most efficient or effect system/martial art to use to defend yourself or fight outside of competition?
>Training and competing in mma. 5 years mma,13 years muay Thai, 1 year krav maga. I teach the junior Thai classes, some beginners classes, and i personal train the paranoid uni students in mma catered towards self-deference for £45 ($65) an hour.
> what are some of your favorite techniques you have actually used and why?
>what
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>>684422819
Shotokan for 5 years, Palé wrestling for 4 years, Krav maga for 1 year, not a martial art but tackle football for 8 years. Tore my mcl in Wrestling twice, turns out I dislocate very easily. Can't wrestle any more and probably shouldn't fight, feels bad man.
>>684422819
O and the first time my mcl tore in was in practice before a tourny, wrestled the tourny and came out with bronze, leg was dislocating as I was half nelsoning a guy
>>684423379
fuuuuck fuck that shit man. hows everyday walking?
>>684422819
years of sitting at pc
watched a fair amount of fighting vids
played alot of strategy games
im living at the first floor therfore i do work out
can eat twice as much as an average person
ma nigga,the real question is
woud you stand a chance against me?
>>684422819
anything on the ground is shit for street fight; you're opponent might have back up around and just not a good idea
muay thai for 5 years, boxing for 3, and jui jitsu mixed with mma on and off for a couple of years. not really worth mentioning though, havent done it enough
not really any stories, just train in case of a fight and to look good
favorite technique is jump knee and then back elbow, usually knocks out very quickly
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg
>>684423977
Why is that file called future feminist?
Clearly that guy is gonna grow up hating girls
>>684423977
i hope that webm happens to you, op
sage
>have Antisocial personality disorder
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
>I grow really distant the closer people try to get to me
>prefer prostitutes
>sometimes pay for dinner at a nice restaurant or order pizza afterwards when I feel depressed
>I don't look like a serial killer but I'm no Tom Cruise so I usually get mixed responses when I ask after right after sex
>been seeing the same girl for a while
>solid 8/10 with a pixie haircut
>I enjoy her company
>I just need someone to hang with sometimes who isn't going to need any emotional support I can't provide
>she feels the same way
>actually start to grow fond of her
>live in a two bedroom apartment
>other room was for dog until I found a smaller place
>invite her to stay after I find out about her uncomfortable living situation
>she refuses
>tell her I understand
>comes by a week later with a black eye asking if the offer's still on the table
>ask her what happened
>breaks into tears
>tells me about her abusive boyfriend
>I let her stay at my place
>things are pretty good
>free sex
>she's gone most of the day
>she pretty much just stays around to sleep in my bed and get cleaned up so I don't make her pay any bills
>told her she could sleep in the other room if she can get a mattress or a couch for it
>she stops looking for a bed after a while
>tell her I'm fine with waking up next to her in the morning
>this goes on for months
>she gets a job at a restaurant called salt grass
>start getting pretty close
>never really been in relationship this long
>I don't feel repulsed by her appearence like I usually do for most people at this point
>hear a knock on the door in the middle of the night
>motherfucker starts banging profusely after I ignore him
>open the door
>three guys in hoodies
>the one closest to the door has a knife
>forthewatch.jpg
Cont.
tldr
>>684421082
you have my interest moar
common dude, why not just pretype?
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
you sound like me brother
>>684422070
and every other edgy /b/tard
Wife/gf Share continued
for the guy who wanted ass/asshole pics. got a few coming
>>684423877
>>684423877
good. vids take priority if you have any.
