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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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brown thread
INDIAN / PAKI / .......
WHERE THE TRINIS AT?
>>678667360
I'M HERE, YOU GLORIOUS ASSHOLES :D
>inb4 Trinidad James
>>678667360
needs more bikinis and feet
>>678668022
co-workers
always hanging out together....
Waifu claiming thread.
>dont ask about the claw
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
>>678688334
Cowshit
>>678688355
kagami claimed
Claimed!
Also, I found anime images to use instead of furry!
wew lad
>>678688518
Chickenshit
Sexy Celeb Thread 3: Your top celebs edition
Doing my top 20 or some shit like that. In no order. Feel free to join in with yours.
1. Alison Brie
2. Kirsten Davis
The Delightful Vanessa Hudgens...
1. Scarjo
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Felicity Jones
4. Amy Adams
5. Kate Upton
6. Jessica Chastain
7. Emily Blunt
8. Lea Seydoux
9. Michelle Monaghan
10. Katy Perry
It's the year 6015. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species.
You've stopped for repairs on a nearby colonized desert planet. While browsing the market district for extra supplies, a cloaked figure puts a prehensile pulvillus on your shoulder and asks if you would like to see her wares. Her tone suggests she's offering some weapons or drugs not so legal in civilized space. You agree, and she motions you to follow her into an alley. Once there, she turns around, unveils her body and lists her rates. You now
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hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech and look like pic related
godmode: hardmode, plus she will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra and attempt to decapitate you during coitus
i would
>>678683666
Fucking vomit.
I HEREBUY CLAIM, YOU, A SLAVE TO THE KING OF GREATER ENGLAND, HUZZAH!
feeling gay today?
Just a little bit
thank you
Needs more cubs
>>678677110
I'll use it to fuel your efforts ifyouknowwhatimean
>>678677677
Every day
Feels thread.
"I wish I could have had a prom picture of you Son"
>have this face
>feel a lot
>>678671011
>...so i'll fix it by damaging public property!
i hope he jumped off the fucking bulding.
Drawthread
Requesting lewd Pumkin or it being cute.
fuk this thread
Can't die so early, thread bump
>>678677611
fuck you
check my quints
ZOOTOPIA DISCUSSION THREAD 10: 9 was pruned before it was found, sorry.
>>678677624
Why is OP such a huge fan of cocks?
>>678677902
I'm not. Sorry. I'm pretty sure that the previous guy left, so I'm taking is place until he gets back.
fuck your gay shit,this is now a spiderman thread
>>678677902
Fox not cocks!
>>678678607
FB fap thread 2.0
>>678681622
moar?
Brings us back...
>>678686496
>>678686716
i want to say jade something...
s/fur
I'm a fury
FERST
>>678681961
no
>>678682075
are you a fox?
>>678682122
Yes, I am. What are you?
>>678682310
kill yourself before you fail your third year
Lets play a game /b/.
Trips get the still unreleased album of this girl containing 121 pics and 4 vids.
HOWEVER Dubs loses the game, and no pics will be released even if trips rolls after.
Quads ignores dubs and album will be posted
Done! now postem !
>>678682877
roll
>>678682877
Le roll
Let's do this
rolling nigger
Let's do this
Posting in potentially epic thread?
Let's play a game bros.
We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.
MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Martell, Stark, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>678672024
>Victarion Greyjoy, The Iron Captain, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet, Master of the Iron Victory
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permissions:
>Bonus:
>>678672024
Stark
>Winterlord Tom Stark
>>678672253 - hey bro
>>678672256 - hey bro
3 more
Open Houses: Arryn, Baratheon, Lannister, Martell, Targaryen, Tully and Tyrell
>>678672024
Claim Targ
>Lord Sigurd Targaryen
>Allies
>Enemies
>>678672253
Oops just saw the bonus lol
Name fix
>Victarion Greyjoy, The Iron Captain, Master of the Iron Victory
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Permissions:
>Bonus:LCotIF, WdnS (1/1)
Say hi /b/ 666 tells me what i do with her body
What did you do?
i just called the cops on you.
she alive? timestamp?
lick her feet
MILF THREAD
>>678677288
bump
>>678678653
Last thread 404'd so let's continue here. Couple if things before we start...
1. The app is called OKcupid
2. This is not my real profile. The profile is made of images from google. Next time I will use my real profile.
3. Quote the picture if you want to roll for it, otherwise I will not count it.
4. I wait for a reply before posting a number.
Okay then, 5 decides
So lets make this interesting. And show me what caught my eyes in the first place.
Give me your address, I'll be there in an hour
>>678682577
Re roll
literally pineapples
Tits or gtfo
Guess the game
Goldeneye
3 years, worth the wait
that thong ....
1 Decides I'm feeling 12-0
hunter
2 Decides
>>678671731
quit the game and do your chores
>>678671731
Ram
no rekt thread? rekt bread!
>>678676101
why?
>>678676264
why not?
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak....
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>>678677437
Fuck off moralfag
>>678677437
Seriously if you can't find amusement from this what's wrong with you?
