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Waifu claiming thread - Ice Cold Edition
Previous: look in the archive you lazy prick
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lots of oversexualised content, please, but keep it 2D (2.5D is ok, though)
>RP/ERP is 100% welcome
>Discussion
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Rumia claimed
Baka posting will resume shortly
![Georgette-icon-oliver-and-company-34600723-100-100[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/60D4UBq.png "Georgette-icon-oliver-and-company-34600723-100-100[1].png")
>>714369282
Lol, okay buddy. Sounds like you're projecting like that other guy often does.
>>714369349
Creative and yet pig disgusting.
>>714369484
I've never really been attracted to women. Have always felt more comfortable around dogs. Around puberty, I guess the wires were already formed to make me attracted to dogs. I already preferred their company as a kid. Maybe I was a dog in a past life?
Esdeath a Cute.
Sameji claim'd
>haremfu best waifus
No wwyd thread? Wwyd thread. Rules are simple, you want a wwyd to your pic you have to wwyd to someone else's pic first. I'll start off with my girl. What do you think of her?
>>714356428
I'd bend her over, eat out her big fat ass, fuck it, then mouth fuck her until I came.
>>714357088
find her nudes, and blackmail her into watching me jerk off to them.
>>714357088
pick her up and fuck her against the wall, then move to the bed where I cum deep in her missionary
wwyd to my gf?
Creep bread.
I need help finding a creep picture from yesterday. Was a girl on a stool (In class?) wearing black and white leggings that had a unique pattern on it.
The one where she's arching her back like crazy? There's 3-4 pics that I know of. Crazy round ass
She had curves. My gf's roommate has the same pair. I need some help
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>>714345510
this?
>>714345510
>>714346722
>>714346751
we were in a creep duel and you lost amigo. the quick and the dead.
No celeb thread?
>>714364929
>>714365052
>>714365254
nice feets
>>714365310
TY i try, i find it harder to start celeb feet threads even though theyre the best
Party pics thread?
>>714351451
This is still one of the greatest pictures ever.
party slut is.my fetish where can i find some
preferably real
>>714351451
Bump
>>714351635
at parties faggot
>>714351786
U r an idiot. Try less hard to be funny guy
Share your secrets!
I'm a Nigger!
Do you wish you were white?
>>714352461
I fucked my cousin.
>>714352964
Sometimes forsure. But being a decent guy who happens to be black I get unlimited pussy. SO not really.
my gf's 13 year old sister has been sucking me off a few times a week for since spring
>>714352461
mams frond fonger car
Dubs decide
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>714360635
Hentai? please bitch, kill yourself
put doth sharpie in thy pooper
Does this Araceli spin flags and rifles?
>>714360866
welp OP
fb/insta fap
which one?
Name my cat
41 gets the name
>>714367467
dick buttkiss
Turkey Dinner
Anus
>>714367467
Bob
>>714367467
Scumble
s/fur
>>714364937
Actually, I don't have pimples anywhere, and my fingernails are pretty nice.
>>714365083
Just gotta learn to be confident. It's easy when you get the hang of it.
>>714364405
I usually can find people I'm interested in but I'm oblivious to social queues they send me and don't have the balls to ask any of them out
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
Why hello there young man, how are you today?
Today is your very special lucky day because you have given a great opportunity here.
You will have to perform just one very simple task.
You will get the girlfriend of your dreams within one week and that
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*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
>>714358831
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
I am lonely ok
>>714358831
*WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM*
>>714358831
WIPES PEPE'S BOTTOM
this is 99.9% likely to be bullshit but why not give it a chance
>>714359355
nice dubs
Draw Thread - Template Edition
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Requesting a loli sitting on a dildo around the same size as pic related or bigger...
Bonus points if ahegao
alright... any requests? nothing difficult or lewd/nsfw. no lolis either, please!
I'm thinking about getting a wacom 13hd cintiq is this good or bad? Or should I get something else? anyone got an opinion
>>714363141
i know squid has one, you could ask her
Is this person still around? If so, what's your DA?
Tits thread, simply because tits are awesome
>>714365349
>>714365422
OP here good start I love nipples like that
no fuk u
ITT we post about how perverted we are. I'll start
>Be me, 16, lifeguard
>Work with all girls, same age, all smoking hot
>Girls want Chinese food for lunch
>Being the only guy, I offer to pick up the orders, like a gentleman.
>Pick up food. Find secluded alley on my way back
>Carefully distribute my seed amongst the meals except mine
>tfw I watch
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>>714341601
cool story bro haha
If you were a life guard, im assuming you were reasonably good looking and had a athletic body.
Why didn't you just cum inside their pussy's instead of their kung pao chicken?
what kind of autistic fag are you.
>>714341601
Underaged and b&!
MODS get the fuck in here!
>>714342302
who says he's 16 now
>>714341601
Reported.
