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if you have any saved, post.
>>675402598
I love your butt. Please post more.
>>675402598
>>675403128
I have fapped to Sarah twice, indeed
any new set of her?
Diarrhea stories go
Me just now
>in the shower
>I've been having diarrhea all day
>fuckers at sonic must have poisoned my food this morning
>at my job I'm running to the shitter to drop nuclear weapons in the toilet every 10 minutes
>assisburningsofuckingbad.FLAC
>back to the shower
>lost in thought not really paying attention to anything
>glad I'm not shitting out Satan's seed
>feel a fart coming on
>Oh boy this will feel good
>release ass
>whatthefuckhaveidone.ecoli
>there is fucking shit running down my bath drain suprisingly fast.
>a lot of shit
>I just kind of stare at the wall for 20 minutes thinking about what just happened.
>mfw
I don't have a good story but one time whilst driving on the freeway I sneezed and a hummus-like paste filled my shorts
>>675397819
The suprise ones are cataclysmic
bump
Shit stories are best stories.
>>675398121
I know, and the worst part is I was driving to pick up my mom from her shift at the hospital in HER car. Would you be happy about a shit filled Nissan Sentra after a 12 shift in the ER? She wasn't.
LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewform
>LGBTQIA+
Wow they're really pushing it aren't they?
>>675404582
>LGBTQIA+
lmao
>>675404582
>not your personal army.
Go to bed and give more respect to gay people, faggot.
>>675404582
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
>empowering or disempowering?
cant fucking stop laughing
Cancer tier thread v.2
YO
Reposting my picks:
Kwebblekop- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEuI3Lc-3do
McJuggerNuggets (I'm sad because I watch him even though I think he's a piece of shit)
Bumperoni pizza.
BUSTING ALL KINDS OF NUTS
Deutschland Faden ist ausgelaufen. Weiter gehts.
>>675398265
>>675398304
>>675398330
>1. Welche Fragen magst du am liebsten?
Die mit Sex!
>2. Wahrscheinlich nicht nur solche, welche man nur mit ja oder nein beantworten kann, oder?
Exakt
>3. Was ist cooler? Geld oder Drogen?
Geld
>4. Was ist die höchste Geschwindigkeit die euer Körper mal hatte? Also in einem Auto, Flugzeug, Zug etc.
300kmh oder so
>5. Warum ist fast das ganze Internet anscheinend nur noch auf CloudFlare gehostet?
Ka, gute Frage
>Meinetwegen
>1)Eure lieblingsfarbe?
Blau/schwarz oder so
>2) ideale Regierungsform?
Gibt es nicht
>3) peinlichstes Erlebnis in der Schule?
Gab es einige
>4) verstörendster Film/porno oder Video dass ihr gesehen habt?
Jumpscare Videos auf youtube
>5) Lieblingstier?
Siebenschläfer
Kek
>6) trinkt ihr Alkohol, welcher mix ist euer Geheimtipp?
Ja, hab letztens Tequila Tonic ausprobiert, war ziemlich Nice
>7) macht die Musik einen Moment aus, wie viele verschiedenen Vögel hört ihr draußen?
3-5, vermutlich mehr
>8) bester (klassischer) Western?
Zwei glorreiche halunken, aber eigentlich alles mit eastwood
>Dann übernehme ich halt.
>1. Feste Beziehung oder Single sein?
Hab vom ersten keine Ahnung
>2. Student oder im Berufsleben stehen?
Student
>3. Alkohol oder Dope?
Alkohol
>4. Sollte Mariuhana legalisiert werden? ( Bitte keinen Aufsatz ihr faggots)
Warum nicht
>5. Warum zum Fick seid ihr immernoch wach?
Narkolepsie/insomnie
>>675399364
1, Mir egal
2. Ja
3. Geld
4. 220? Keine Ahnung
5. Mir doch egal
>>675399364
Der Fragemaster über nimmt wieder!
#prayforbrussels
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>>675405258
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Wat
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS:
>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
>Trans, all of them, should be killed
>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
>all rap music should be banned in the US
>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
>alcohol should be banned from the US
>all drugs should be legalized.
>dragon ball Z is shit
You're disgusting..
>>675398942
aaaaaaaaah thanks <3
>>675398724
>>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
Sure
>>Trans, all of them, should be killed
No
>>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
I don't see anything wrong with this one actually
>>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
Who gives a shit?
>>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
Agree
>>all rap music should be banned in the US
It's shit but who cares?
>>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
Sure
>>alcohol should be banned from the US
No
>>all drugs should be legalized.
Not all of them
>>dragon ball Z is shit
100% agree
>>675398724
Reeses is the worst of all chocolates
ALL DUBS ARE NOW A FACT
>>675402319
Op is a faggot
OP is a faggot
OP... is a faggot
>>675403373
>>675403448
>>675403510
/thread + reroll
lets go
>>675404847
Rolling
ok
>>675404847
rołl
>>675404847
just in time 4 bed
FB Fap Thread
anyone want more of any of those? going to reply with a picture of one at each comment
>>675400902
Right
Dubs gets your wish granted.
>I wish I wasn't such a faggot.
I wish I was a little girl
>>675404051
I wish I was a god
I wish this thread wouldn't die.
If you don't mind, may the steam fairy give me a thing
trips for pics/webms;
instagram com/eunice.kim
>>675403199
>>675403277
double dubs
start dumping
>>675403199
downy eyes
Celeb fap thread? Celeb fap thread
she looks like she had bigger tits back then
>>675404358
those wonderbras are something else
Bow before Queen Jordyn
sup /b/, this bitch broke my heart so I'll dump if you can guess her name. Starts with a T, from Arizona.
why bother, just she dumped you you dump the slut here, now
>>675404864
its so that the thread can be more full with anons to get the goods rather than the pics being posted and the thread dying immediately you fuckwit
>taylor
>>675404864
fucking a
terry
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675405844
>those hands
hnnng
Well good for you. You want a star?
>>675405844
i can confirm this
>>675405844
deposit in her cunt
Illinois Girls Thread
217 bump willing to do some bartering
>>675400271
who do you have?
Any Olivet Uni?
815 here, Byron/Bago/Stillman/Oregon
Cartoon porn r34 also welcome
Where dem Texas Hoes at?
bumpin houston
>>675402279
Sex beast there
Preying for 940
281 baby
Spooky thread
Anything cringey, scary, gross or unsettling goes.
It knows all
>>675402788
Should I stay up and study?
>>675402788
About those femanons. Were they mirin?
>>675402923
Should I do this as well?
>>675402788
When Trump becomes emperor will we finally have a race war?
