Trying acid for the first time this weekend.
Got 20 tabs of 110ug(Or so i'm told) and was going to share with a friend of mine. Was thinking i'd take one to start then another if I felt up for it. Any tips /b/?
OP here again. My friend and I also agreed that we'd be open to anal penetration if the opportunity arises. Is first time anal possible on acid?
Take all of them to get desired effects
its not what you'd expect, just remember to have fun
If you take 5 each and split the last one it will make anal play alot more enjoyable and fun.
S/fur thread, still doing this edition.
more like hfur amirite
>>675409984
Ya got your own thread for that.
Quitting my job via text at 2:30 in the morning. 69 decide what I say
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>675410790
re fucking roll
I won't be at work tomorrow. Or ever. I'm not cut out for this world. I'm sorry.
Let's stop the loneliness! Let's all (You) each other :3
fuck your (you)
>>675406394
>(You)
>>675406394
>>675406487
fuck you
13 get
>>675409170
roll1
Cast
>>675409170
roll
Roller rink
ITT: awkward sex stories
i met my current girlfriend from my sisters work, she is super hot and ive always considered her to be out of my league.
>be me
>a little over a month ago
>we are dating at this point but we havent had sex just yet
>casually making out one night
>i usually touch her boobs and rub my hands around but i never tried to force sex on her
>she pulls me over so i am on top of her making out
>things start getting pretty heavy
>both have removed our shirts
>she reaches down and starts unbuttoning my pants
>at this point my dick is as hard as a fucking diamond
let me explain, she is 5'4 and has a small framed body, i am 5'11 and i have about a 6.5 inch dick, its really girthy and has alot of veins, so i figured i would fucking destroy her tiny body.
anyway,
>she takes my pants off
>i struggle to take hers off, but eventually i get them off
>rubbing her vagina through her panties
>decide to go for it
>i hastily rip off her panties
>she takes my underwear off with the speed of jesus on cocaine
>rubbing her clit
>just as i go to stick it in, she is obviously tensing up
>vagina is so tight i cant get it in more than half an inch
>no lube around
>she is dripping wet, but the more i try to force it in she keeps making a painful face
>i stop for a minute,
>dick goes completely soft and nothing can get it back up
>i feel like a fucking moron
>immediately start apologizing
>put clothes back on
>we fall asleep
so yeah, that was the story of how i failed at fucking my current girlfriend the first time.
/thread
>>675405463
post her nudes you fucking faggot
>>675405671
i have some on my phone, let me get on here on my iphone and ill post them
>>675405859
based anon
thread for 10/10 natural tits
post the best
interested
Draw Thread
Another Show Us Those Tits Edition
anon edition, here it cums
Why do these captchas get progressively more fucking stupid? Jesus Christ.
>>675407793
Fucking ugly
What's the best pair of tits you've seen in a film or tv show?
Trump and Cruz at any debate.
>>675406712
kek
Colorado thread
719..... Checkin in
Sloans lake reporting in
Denver (DU area) checking in
Why Colorado so stingy with their nudes?
rate/comment/request for more
if you have any saved, post.
>>675402598
I love your butt. Please post more.
>>675402598
>>675403128
I have fapped to Sarah twice, indeed
any new set of her?
Diarrhea stories go
Me just now
>in the shower
>I've been having diarrhea all day
>fuckers at sonic must have poisoned my food this morning
>at my job I'm running to the shitter to drop nuclear weapons in the toilet every 10 minutes
>assisburningsofuckingbad.FLAC
>back to the shower
>lost in thought not really paying attention to anything
>glad I'm not shitting out Satan's seed
>feel a fart coming on
>Oh boy this will feel good
>release ass
>whatthefuckhaveidone.ecoli
>there is fucking shit running down my bath drain suprisingly fast.
>a lot of shit
>I just kind of stare at the wall for 20 minutes thinking about what just happened.
>mfw
I don't have a good story but one time whilst driving on the freeway I sneezed and a hummus-like paste filled my shorts
>>675397819
The suprise ones are cataclysmic
bump
Shit stories are best stories.
>>675398121
I know, and the worst part is I was driving to pick up my mom from her shift at the hospital in HER car. Would you be happy about a shit filled Nissan Sentra after a 12 shift in the ER? She wasn't.
LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewform
>LGBTQIA+
Wow they're really pushing it aren't they?
>>675404582
>LGBTQIA+
lmao
>>675404582
>not your personal army.
Go to bed and give more respect to gay people, faggot.
>>675404582
>How do you experience Queerness and how is it empowering or disempowering?
>empowering or disempowering?
cant fucking stop laughing
Cancer tier thread v.2
YO
Reposting my picks:
Kwebblekop- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEuI3Lc-3do
McJuggerNuggets (I'm sad because I watch him even though I think he's a piece of shit)
Bumperoni pizza.
BUSTING ALL KINDS OF NUTS
Deutschland Faden ist ausgelaufen. Weiter gehts.
>>675398265
>>675398304
>>675398330
>1. Welche Fragen magst du am liebsten?
Die mit Sex!
>2. Wahrscheinlich nicht nur solche, welche man nur mit ja oder nein beantworten kann, oder?
Exakt
>3. Was ist cooler? Geld oder Drogen?
Geld
>4. Was ist die höchste Geschwindigkeit die euer Körper mal hatte? Also in einem Auto, Flugzeug, Zug etc.
300kmh oder so
>5. Warum ist fast das ganze Internet anscheinend nur noch auf CloudFlare gehostet?
Ka, gute Frage
>Meinetwegen
>1)Eure lieblingsfarbe?
Blau/schwarz oder so
>2) ideale Regierungsform?
Gibt es nicht
>3) peinlichstes Erlebnis in der Schule?
Gab es einige
>4) verstörendster Film/porno oder Video dass ihr gesehen habt?
Jumpscare Videos auf youtube
>5) Lieblingstier?
Siebenschläfer
Kek
>6) trinkt ihr Alkohol, welcher mix ist euer Geheimtipp?
Ja, hab letztens Tequila Tonic ausprobiert, war ziemlich Nice
>7) macht die Musik einen Moment aus, wie viele verschiedenen Vögel hört ihr draußen?
3-5, vermutlich mehr
>8) bester (klassischer) Western?
Zwei glorreiche halunken, aber eigentlich alles mit eastwood
>Dann übernehme ich halt.
>1. Feste Beziehung oder Single sein?
Hab vom ersten keine Ahnung
>2. Student oder im Berufsleben stehen?
Student
>3. Alkohol oder Dope?
Alkohol
>4. Sollte Mariuhana legalisiert werden? ( Bitte keinen Aufsatz ihr faggots)
Warum nicht
>5. Warum zum Fick seid ihr immernoch wach?
Narkolepsie/insomnie
>>675399364
1, Mir egal
2. Ja
3. Geld
4. 220? Keine Ahnung
5. Mir doch egal
>>675399364
Der Fragemaster über nimmt wieder!
#prayforbrussels
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>>675405258
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Wat
UNPOPULAR OPINIONS:
>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
>Trans, all of them, should be killed
>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
>all rap music should be banned in the US
>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
>alcohol should be banned from the US
>all drugs should be legalized.
>dragon ball Z is shit
You're disgusting..
>>675398942
aaaaaaaaah thanks <3
>>675398724
>>Anything outside of Asexual, bisexual, Gay, straight or lesbian is fake
Sure
>>Trans, all of them, should be killed
No
>>Any one with autism that cannot function with out aid in society, should be put to death
I don't see anything wrong with this one actually
>>people buying electronics such as a computer, cell phone, gaming console etc should be put under a test to see if they remotely know anything about that device
Who gives a shit?
>>everyone should take 4 additional electives in Highschool for real life events, changing a tire,cooking on a minimum budget, how to clean clothes, balance a check book or how to deal with a child at 4 AM
Agree
>>all rap music should be banned in the US
It's shit but who cares?
>>the AOC should be lowered to 14 in the US
Sure
>>alcohol should be banned from the US
No
>>all drugs should be legalized.
Not all of them
>>dragon ball Z is shit
100% agree
>>675398724
Reeses is the worst of all chocolates
ALL DUBS ARE NOW A FACT
>>675402319
Op is a faggot
OP is a faggot
OP... is a faggot
>>675403373
>>675403448
>>675403510
/thread + reroll
lets go
>>675404847
Rolling
ok
>>675404847
rołl
>>675404847
just in time 4 bed
FB Fap Thread
anyone want more of any of those? going to reply with a picture of one at each comment
>>675400902
Right
