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wife from last thread
>>699495060
hell yeah mate, keep going , shes so hot
>>699495060
>>699495137
/b/ so I'm going to get jumped. I got in fight today with a another guy because he tripped me up. His piece of shit nigger friends all jumped me at one go and told me that there looking for me and are going to jump me as they left. I can take one nigger on but not a group of them, the problem is they know were I work. I am only in this town for 5 more days, how can I avoid being jumped by these fuckers there will be like 10-12 of them, besides the fact that they could wait outside my work which I cant avoid, how can I avoid them in public. Also I live in the uk so no guns.
>>699477130
talk to the police? carry a knife?
>>699477408
Knife might have to be a option but police are fucking useless. All I can do is tell them what these guys look like and where they hang out but nothing they can really do until I get jumped and mugged.
Fight them, use weapons
>>699477130
just carry around a fucking axe
Every one of them will talk shit but not approach you if you pull a knife
Chubby Girl Thread
continued >>699454712
Anyone have any of her?
Anybody actually feel bad for keemstar? It seems like anyone with half a Brain would understand that he really doesn't deserve the hate he's getting.
>>699479386
Keemstar is honestly a sociopath that deserves all the shit he's been getting and will continue to get. I don't have any empathy for him.
>>699479386
>>699479880
what'd he do?
You realize the only people who give a shit about keemstar are the 9-year old GradeAunderA fans shitting on him or people who are still butthurt about him being an ass on twitter.
>>699479999
check'd and underrated post
Leafy talking about sueing him kek, as much as I would wanna see the faggot lose money he has a family. He has a family who I feel more bad for, if he was a man he would back out for his family.
new auction thread
post a girl and snobs reply with how much they'd spend for a night with her and what they do with them
How much for a night with my gf?
>>699480527
250$, no restrictions
So /b/ I've posted her a lot in nude game threads and other threads. Today I'll make a thread dedicated to her
Who wants to see?
We call her Savvy
sure
go on
>>699475487
Usually does pretty well in threads.
Few people have asked me to do this before so I figured why not today.
Sure. Got a DB/Google/Mega with everything in it?
I'm calling cow... But go on
How savvy is she
Drawthread: best art edition!
>>699482823
did you draw that?
>>699483129
Ah... I see I missed a thing.
>>699483227
Yes, in about 20 seconds.
You Fall in Tits You Lose
>>699478687
Holy fuckin shit what is her name now
>>699478687
That's the point where it's just weird
>>699478687
god damn
>>699478754
Do not know. Hwre is more though
loli bread is delicious cake
>>699492722
![WO [11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a7daS9G.jpg "WO [11].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699486755
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
still here
and
>>699493680
i dont really want to make anything hot
>>699493714
claim
Saber claim
>>699493395
MGSV
Claimed, desu~
You know what to do
Ok
Let's go
Allright there's an idea
Rolling
>>699484472
rollering
post your depressing lonely single guy meals
>>699486523
Pork?
>>699486523
Why isn't there at least salt and pepper on either of your vegetables? Jesus, that's basic.
>>699487044
I'll keep going
>>699487122
"Wake Up Becoming A Girl/Guy" thread, go! Femanons, your roll image is coming up in the next post...
What would you do in your final moments of masculinity/femininity? I'd probably fire up my camera and record the entire thing....while jacking off one last time, of course!
>>699482378
Femanons, here is your roll image. Who/What would you fuck first? Your best friend/girlfriend, or the first random male/female you meet? Have fun, and please let us know how you would enjoy your new dick!
Lol y not
>>699482378
Roll
331589214
roll
Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
Also dick rate thread
Fag
>gay fag
Things I learned
>dicks really don't taste like anything to me
>you make a shit ton of more sounds than on porn
>I'm really good at sucking your dick
Bi
Dudes are more fun. More decisive
Girls are open minded
Generally bad smells all around
Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick
Sex on hard surfaces just isnt as enjoyable for either party
Bad things will happen
Slammin heads together or a bent dick
being circumcised sucks and makes me want to kill myself
>>699465217
You should do it then
S/fur thread with floofs, sneks, sharks and dergs, but most of all, STRONK!
Bump
Splendid
Faces of /b/
rate too
This is what /soc/ was made for you underage faggot GTFO.
inb4 aryan/10
>>699487098
Let the shitposting begin.
>>699487232
honorary reporting in, don't believe this shitlord, pure scandinavian cunt on the premises now
i r8 myself 2/10 lol fucking end me rightly
>>699487373
10/10, would make my sissy slut
Trap / Sissy Thread
bump
>>699480358
who's that? more of this?
really into traps with tiny dicks
Hi boys
YOU ARE A BIG FAGGOT WHO IS SUCKING AND SWALLOWING DICKS WITH YOUR STUPID FAGGOT MOUTH YOU LITTLE FAG STUPID GAY FUCK YOU
>>699480928
that you?
In this thread, you will do your best to survive the zombie apocalypse.
*********************************** ***************
You slowly open your eyes to the sound of music. It's your alarm. Your head is still ringing from the night before. Why did you ever choose to work at a bar?
You look to your left in your bed and see that you are alone. Your memory is somewhat blurry from the night before, but at least you didn't end up doing something stupid.
You roll out of bed and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
A. You admire your
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>>699479818
A few notes: First vote wins. All votes should refer to the previous section of the story.
Story sections can be drafted in about three minutes each time.
Everything is always OC, so there is no copypasta.
>>699479818
A please
>>699480082
You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
You smile to yourself as you look in the mirror, and your hands briefly cup your breasts. You sigh, looking over at the empty bed, and then walk over to the closet to pick an outfit for the day.
You have the day off, and so your day is going to be wide open. Your closet is full of a variety of outfits in accordance with your varied, eclectic tastes....
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>>699480401
>>699480401
C
FB Fap thread - Titties edition
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
Black magic isn't real faggot.
Proof in the words.
>>699489475
I'll roll.
Both of those options would noticeably improve my situation right now...
>>699489475
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
ur a faget
I wanna die or be rich. Let's fucking go.
