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So we doing this?
>>685131137
let me ask mom
Whats your name again?
>>685131137
I forgot my valtrex
>>685131137
Do you watch anime?
Google image search the last 3 digits of your post, the first building that comes up is your new home
God dammit ok rollo
>>685132855
Nice
Le roll
rollinghome
>>685132745
Nice
best ass thread?
my friends gf had bent over today to pick something up, and she was wearing leggings. man, it sucks that i didn't take pictures, i'd die for that ass
ITT: We wait for the King to arrive
>>685129777
Damn son I'm a Knight
Bump
Bump
Where is the King?
Bump
At least give us some peasants
>>685129777
roll
Any guys here shared your gf? Stories plz
want to see mine sucking a fat cock
deepthroat
I've shared a mates a couple of times a few years ago. It was awkward at first, but it's hot seeing the girl go nuts.
nice. did you spitroast her? both get into it?
Would you guys ever date or marry a prostitute?
Why/why not?
Nothing wrong with fucking a prostitute.
There is a LOT wrong with dating one and holy fuck don't ever get married to anyone, let alone a hooker. Jesus.
Give me another 3 years.
Married one. Didn't know she had been a prostitute until well into our relationship. I won't lie it was kind of hard processing that but I did.
>>685124261
If she was clean and didn't do it anymore for 5+ years AND did something productive with her live in that time ... possibly yes, if she was great both in looks and otherwise personality.
>>685124261
>Why/why not?
No. Imagine the fourth time she puts you off for sex because of a headache or tired or just wants to watch TV. You KNOW she sucked ANYONE for $50, but not you now because she is "tired". You supply her with a warm comfortable living and she would rather "rest" then satisfy you.
Greentext thread?
ITT: All photos above trips will be printed out and shoved in my neighbour's mailbox
Hold down the "t" key for as long as you can hold your breath
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>>685130355
Dubs lol
This was fucking hard
>>685130244
No.
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FB fap thread
>>685124914
>>685124667
>>685124667
Anyone from Oslo?
Bored semi-stoner here, recently moved
Du høres kjedelig ut.
>>685123659
Han bor i Oslo. Så klart han er kjedelig.
Fusja meg..
Oslo folk
>>685123804
Har ikke noe med det å gjøre. Har noe med at han fremstår som en liten dritt unge. Selv-erklært "semi stoner". Klarer ikke ha det gøy uten narkotiske stoffer. Høres ut som en innvandrer uansett. Åpner en dialog ment for norske på engelsk.
DEUTSCHER FADEN - Ausgabe zum Mittag und Nachmittag
Hereinspaziert.
Ich hoffe dass die Qualität der Fäden heute an die von gestern anschließt.
Um mit gutem Beispiel voran zu gehen gibt es (wie gewohnt) Fragen:
Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
Welchen Beruf hat/hatte euer Vater?
Bonus: postet ein Bild von eurem Computer Desktop.
>>685119326
>Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Ja, auf dem Balkon ein paar Blümchen und Wein.
>Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Bestimmt schon gut ein jahr her.
>Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
Nein.
>Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
Ja. Eine etwas größere und eins zwei kleine.
>Welchen...
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Niemand da?
>>685119326
>Hereinspaziert.
>Ich hoffe dass die Qualität der Fäden heute an die von gestern anschließt.
>Um mit gutem Beispiel voran zu gehen gibt es (wie gewohnt) Fragen:
>Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
Ja, Kaktus, Basilikum, Lavendel
>Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
Vor einem Monat
>Seid...
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>>685120267
Comäck auch mal wieder da. Es dachten shcon alle du wärst weg.
>>685119326
>Habt ihr Pflanzen in der Wohnung, auf dem Balkon oder im Garten?
ja
>Wann wart ihr das letzte Mal in einer Blibliothek?
vor ein paar tagen
>Seid ihr in einer Partei oder anderweitig politisch aktiv?
kommt drauf an wie man das definiert
>Habt ihr eine Deutschlandflagge zu hause?
nein
>Welchen Beruf hat/hatte euer Vater?
einen erträglichen
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Name any two swordsmen that would best these two.
>pro tip: you cant
That chick from that movie.
The guy from katana gatori
Himura Kenshin and Sagara Sanosuke
Me
>>685122691
Roronoa zoro
Okay /b/
Here's the deal.
I am not a pedophile, but I am seriously considering kidnapping a child and young as possible and grooming them, over years, meticulously, to be the perfect mate when they're older.
I know I have snapped. I know I'm insane and I know I'm disgusting.
I hate women, I fucking hate them. They never take accountability for their actions, They never take blame, they always find some fucking excuse, they have no loyalty.
I've had girlfriends and flings from 14-22, I'm 25 now, it's been 3 years. I just
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>>685127156
Get a cat you fuck
>>685127156
Kys
Save the criminal justice system and taxpayers the money and effort
It's a downward spiral and you're only going to get worse
kill yourself you fucking fat ugly piece of shit. this isn funny its disgusting
>>685127156
Don't kidnap anyone. That is the worst possible solution.
You should buy a big plot of land you can make money off of. Or save up and go to like thailand. Can buy a girl and be king shit over there lol
celeb thread. only actual visible boobs.
>>685124796
>>685124796
Breasts are for feeding infants, theyre not sexual organs.
Your desire to look at them is a subconscious desire to resist cultural taboos.
The breasts you find aren't attractive in other cultures, where taboos differ, in some feet or ankles are sought after.
Pathetic.
>>685125353
Lolwut
>>685125353
nigger fuck off to germany i wanna see fucking titties
>>685125353
Feet are sought after here too faggot. Haven't you seen the creepshots posts?
Ps. Dubs.
Post your pet.
Nice cat.
Guess his name. Hint: Star Wars.
>>685125752
That cat is fucking adorable
>>685127004
Picard
New waifu thread
Might aswell roll
rollizings
fucker
repost
They see me
ITT: Post pics of girls you know and other anons will reply with how they would fuck them. PART 2.
Replies get replies.
What's the best game and why is it Overwatch?
Ever since playing overwatch every other game just sucks in comparison. I have been so bored lately.
>>685119914
same
>>685119914
It's like tf2 with quake 3 mixed up. Best combo ever
>>685119914
5 days
>>685119727
because naked babes
Rule 34/Western Hentai thread
>>685124568
"she milked the 3 of us" - cringe as fuck
