Oh shit waddup
>>682781081
oh shit waddup
>>682781081
oh shit waddup
O shit waaaaddduuuuup
>>682781081
o shit waddup
So b story time.
>be me 23
>be on omegle tuesday
>some old faggot is really into me
>tell him about sugar daddies
>hes into it
>we meet up yesterday
>have a date and some fuck
>pays me €500
Now the best/worst part
>be home after date
>decide to look him up
>last name easily found
>look on his social media
>he has 2 kids and a wife
>the two daughters look just like me but younger
>dafaq.jpg
I feel bad now. What do? Contact the wife? Pic unrelated
Also forgot to say, I asked him if he had a wife/kids and he said no. Laso aaked his age, he said 34 but he's over his 40s.
>>682781779
Are you a guy or a girl. By 'old faggot' did you mean old gay person?
Also, no. Get the money and keep asking for more. Don't blackmail tho, but make him want u more, then stop, then give more for more money and his wifell eventually find out.
first of all: TITS OR GTFO
>>682781779
What are you doing, OP? even if you are gay you should charge the old timer for Skype with you before you meet up with the him again.
SHORTA
Last trap thread reached image limit. That's unacceptable.
Bonus for chastity pics.
>>682779869
Continuing this errr like....3 and a half inch? I think I'm like half hard right now though, it's probably a bit smaller!
>>682780691
Kys you fags
>>682780878
Sheesh, pick a thread! :P
Ex dubs decide what to say
My dick gets bigger when I pull it! Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin! Will you help me to not rip the skin by using your mouth?
What the Muk did you just Mukin’ say about me, you little pidgey? I’ll have you know my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas, and I’ve been involved in numerous gym battles with Brock, and I have over 300 confirmed Rattata catches. I am trained in Normal-type warfare and I’m the top youngster in the entirety of Pewter City. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the Muk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Route 3, mark my Muking words. You think you can get away with walking past me on your way to Mt. Moon? Think again, Muker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of youngsters across Kanto and your Pokedex is being traced right now so you better prepare for PokeBattle, Magikarp. The PokeBattle that wipes out the pathetic little Pokemon you call your Bulbasaur. You’re muking fainted, Kakuna. I can stand right here, and only right here, and my Rattata can make you black out in over 700 ways, and that's just with tackle. Not only am I extensively trained in Rattata combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my comfy cargo shorts and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Abra off the face of the region, you little Spearow. If only you could have known what a PokeBattle your little walk past me was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed in Viridian Forest. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pants wearing idiot. I will tail whip fury all over you and you will faint in it. You’re Muking blacked out, Red.
>>682775439
thanks for that; needed a good laugh and the normal shit just isn't doing it for me.
>>682774832
ey bby I miss it when you would stick your pens up my poo-hole.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: meh
Shinoa claimed
>>682778747
>smug
Okay I'm back, turns out I just had to use a bool instead of a float. And as per tradition I forgot a bunch of semicolons
>>682777897
Hey Shinoa
>>682777933
What's up explosiongirl?
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
>>682778747
>naps are NOT a good idea
how could you?
>sachi claim
Heyyy my niggas!
Just on time for the new bread!
Best Ass Waifuu Claimed
>>682778747
Wassup shino bro?
>smug
Female Fat Hate thread
Gonna be moving out soon to go out on my own and I wanna change my life. Been fat all my life just like my parents. Planning on a low carb diet, been counting calories and carbs over the past week, super tired tho holy shit. Need thin-spiration.
>>682781065
You got this
>>682781065
>not mentioning excersice
Why dont JUST already?
Low carb is good 'til you have your first boiled potato.
Them pounds are going to come back.
>>682781065
Stop drinink soda
join a gym
starting strength, three days a week for 6 months
treadmill, three days a week fro 30 minutes, other three days a week.
The change in your body will be ridiculous.
Futuristic military thread. Dumping what I already have.
Loli bread
Not done yet, still at oven edition.
Fb fap thread
>>682773081
is she legal
Vatertäglicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
In welchem Beruf / Studiengang sind die süßesten Mädchen?
Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
>>682769470
>Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
nein
>War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
ja
>Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
ich finde mein hobby auf jeden fall interessant
>>682769816
masturbieren zählt nicht als hobby
>>682769932
scheiße
>>682769816
Was ist dein Hobby?
I just bought this onahole, ask me anything!
>>682769227
You know real women exist don't you?
>>682769337
THIS
>>682769337
rekt
>>682769227
>having an onahole
>Posting a nigger doing niggery things
>thinking normies will get offended
It's not even gorey :l
>OP
Judy x Pepsi
>pepsi has a competition related to a hashtag
>dubs decided in first thread what we spam
>Judy Hopps won
>This is the third thread
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
bumping for more lulz
Dumping 'till people come
why the fuck not
Cringe thread? Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epkg0Ol1_YI&feature=youtu.be
>>682752897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqX8PrNhxg
>>682753022
this is just fucking funny
>>682753059
why do fat women like this exist?
Pictures you promised not to share
Post your OC or gold from other anons
>>682780269
Let's see that massive bush
This is Applejack.
>>682781728
MOVE THIS SHIT TO /MLP/
Yeah, and this is the cutest pony ever
>>682781859
what is this unholy abomination
This thread is cursed.
Your entire family will die now that you've seen this thread. They will die in a car accident.
You can only reverse this by posting in this thread twice.
fuck
post 1
post 2
My other /b/ tard friend lost his whole family last year
He said he saw a thread just like this
Fuck I'm so fucking scared God I'm in tears
itt: anons browsing on their phones post their lockscreen/home screen
pic related windows phone is best phone
>>682773222
checked
>>682773222
Lol? I've only known one person with a windows phone and the bitch HATED it.
>>682773413
Woah, watch the language there buddy
op
R34 Thread? I need more of that sweet R34
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