Vatertäglicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie geht’s wie stehts?
Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
In welchem Beruf / Studiengang sind die süßesten Mädchen?
Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
>>682769470
>Sollte man aufmüpfige Kinder schlagen?
nein
>War die Emanzipation ein Fehler?
ja
>Habt ihr interessante Hobbies?
ich finde mein hobby auf jeden fall interessant
>>682769816
masturbieren zählt nicht als hobby
>>682769932
scheiße
>>682769816
Was ist dein Hobby?
I just bought this onahole, ask me anything!
>>682769227
You know real women exist don't you?
>>682769337
THIS
>>682769337
rekt
>>682769227
>having an onahole
>Posting a nigger doing niggery things
>thinking normies will get offended
It's not even gorey :l
>OP
Judy x Pepsi
>pepsi has a competition related to a hashtag
>dubs decided in first thread what we spam
>Judy Hopps won
>This is the third thread
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
bumping for more lulz
Dumping 'till people come
why the fuck not
Cringe thread? Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epkg0Ol1_YI&feature=youtu.be
>>682752897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqX8PrNhxg
>>682753022
this is just fucking funny
>>682753059
why do fat women like this exist?
Pictures you promised not to share
Post your OC or gold from other anons
>>682780269
Let's see that massive bush
This is Applejack.
>>682781728
MOVE THIS SHIT TO /MLP/
Yeah, and this is the cutest pony ever
>>682781859
what is this unholy abomination
This thread is cursed.
Your entire family will die now that you've seen this thread. They will die in a car accident.
You can only reverse this by posting in this thread twice.
fuck
post 1
post 2
My other /b/ tard friend lost his whole family last year
He said he saw a thread just like this
Fuck I'm so fucking scared God I'm in tears
itt: anons browsing on their phones post their lockscreen/home screen
pic related windows phone is best phone
>>682773222
checked
>>682773222
Lol? I've only known one person with a windows phone and the bitch HATED it.
>>682773413
Woah, watch the language there buddy
op
R34 Thread? I need more of that sweet R34
New loli bread
Cant stump the trump ed.
Spidy!
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
THIS IS THE DUBS POLICE
YOU MAY LEAVE IF YOU HAVE DUBS
SINGLES GET FUCKING SHOT
TRIPS ARE COP KILLERS
QUADS SUMMON THE FUCKING ARMY
>>682777453
shit
Officer, I'm white.
Really?
>>682777453
I always knew it would end like this...
What 3 items do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?
No lube, no condoms.
Cheese
frying pan
Hamster
pork brains in milk, deviled ham, chicken in a can
>>682769340
soundproof material (and asking the staff if they are really soundproof), a shovel and those plastic things to restrain people (no idea what they are called in English)
>>682769593
Zip-ties/Cable-ties
You got 10 seconds to explain why this wouldn't work.
>protip: if you can't and your literally retarded
what exactly are you hoping to achieve by making a bunch of balls go up and down?
Wut
Because you cant seal it, and it wouldnt produce enough energy to be feasible
>>682774816
infinite free energy
Roll dubs and your penis will grow an inch.
Roll trips and your penis will grow two inches, plus one inch in girth.
Roll quads and your penis will grow three inches, plus two inches in girth.
Roll quints and you will have the world's largest human penis.
>But beware: if you roll singles, you'll lose half an inch.
Check em
No problem.
lol lets try
I could do with losing half an inch, rolling for single
Press the middle word on your autocomplete over and let's see what we get.
Mine.
I don't have the time to watch all the drama fall out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I
I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way
I am completely physically unattracted to my gf the fuck can we go from having so much in us to complete darkness once again for the next 3 days of work to do with the sickness richard the fuck can we go from having so much in us to complete darkness
Whoa.
>>682746731
I have thought of suicide and it is very hard to the place of power he brought to the place of power he brought to the place of power he brought to the place of power
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
Do you taste your cum?
>>682763960
I try to do this but when i cum i chicken out and i dont do it
>>682764264
solved ;) try it
>>682764264
A good solution to this problem is to cum in a Tupperware container and put in the fridge.
Then when you're in the mood the next time BEFORE you cum you can taste it.
Gotta taste it before the post-ejaculation clarity.
Cant deny Israels right to defend itself against islamic satanic terrorism
Palestine people are coward and selfish
>>682760201
Can you give me one example of a Hamas missile doing any but minor damage to an Israeli property?
AFAIK 5 people have been killed by Hamas missiles in the last 20 years. Each time Israel has retalliated by killing 1000 assorted Gazans.
>>682761719
why do you post lies?
>>682760201
>implying Israel isn't supplying Hamas with weaponry through third parties to keep the war going because every great civilization knows you need a constant threat to rally the people.
>>682761852
no they dont
fuck off
drawthread
Posting in pedothread.
>>682768810
nope, wing hair
>>682769295
>Earlier this morning
>earlier every morning
>>682769419
breakfast of champions
>>682768807
>the reason why I never got a DA
I-It's muh style..!
>ctrl+f
>no loli
wtf /b/
pls contribute im on phone