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What 3 items do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?
No lube, no condoms.
Cheese
frying pan
Hamster
pork brains in milk, deviled ham, chicken in a can
>>682769340
soundproof material (and asking the staff if they are really soundproof), a shovel and those plastic things to restrain people (no idea what they are called in English)
>>682769593
Zip-ties/Cable-ties
>>682769340
children's underwear
porn magazines
obscenely large bottle of lotion
You got 10 seconds to explain why this wouldn't work.
>protip: if you can't and your literally retarded
what exactly are you hoping to achieve by making a bunch of balls go up and down?
Wut
Because you cant seal it, and it wouldnt produce enough energy to be feasible
>>682774816
infinite free energy
>>682774893
no it's not.
Roll dubs and your penis will grow an inch.
Roll trips and your penis will grow two inches, plus one inch in girth.
Roll quads and your penis will grow three inches, plus two inches in girth.
Roll quints and you will have the world's largest human penis.
>But beware: if you roll singles, you'll lose half an inch.
Check em
No problem.
lol lets try
I could do with losing half an inch, rolling for single
Tripz
Press the middle word on your autocomplete over and let's see what we get.
Mine.
I don't have the time to watch all the drama fall out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I will be out of the fucking loop on the 20th century and I
I am a beautiful person. the only way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way to get the best way
I am completely physically unattracted to my gf the fuck can we go from having so much in us to complete darkness once again for the next 3 days of work to do with the sickness richard the fuck can we go from having so much in us to complete darkness
Whoa.
>>682746731
I have thought of suicide and it is very hard to the place of power he brought to the place of power he brought to the place of power he brought to the place of power
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
I have a great day and I will be a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance I can get a chance to get a chance to get a chance of a few weeks back to me and I will be a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance
Do you taste your cum?
>>682763960
I try to do this but when i cum i chicken out and i dont do it
>>682764264
solved ;) try it
>>682764264
A good solution to this problem is to cum in a Tupperware container and put in the fridge.
Then when you're in the mood the next time BEFORE you cum you can taste it.
Gotta taste it before the post-ejaculation clarity.
>>682764430
Done this but immediately spit it out
Cant deny Israels right to defend itself against islamic satanic terrorism
Palestine people are coward and selfish
>>682760201
Can you give me one example of a Hamas missile doing any but minor damage to an Israeli property?
AFAIK 5 people have been killed by Hamas missiles in the last 20 years. Each time Israel has retalliated by killing 1000 assorted Gazans.
>>682761719
why do you post lies?
>>682760201
>implying Israel isn't supplying Hamas with weaponry through third parties to keep the war going because every great civilization knows you need a constant threat to rally the people.
>>682761852
no they dont
fuck off
Both sides are fucking assholes
drawthread
Posting in pedothread.
>>682768810
nope, wing hair
>>682769295
>Earlier this morning
>earlier every morning
>>682769419
breakfast of champions
>>682768807
>the reason why I never got a DA
I-It's muh style..!
Is the osama guy here? I Want to ask something...
>ctrl+f
>no loli
wtf /b/
pls contribute im on phone
Pictures you promised not to share
Continue here
my girl
go to this vola and bring something back for this thread
/r/zxmHfg
>>682771354
Damn, more?
>>682771354
Damn.
A little back story.
On February 13th my girlfriend went to a party with a friend, drank, blacked out and didn't remember much. She lost her purse and was freaking out.
She went to the doctors a few days later for a usual check up and everything was fine except they had lost two results which they redid and today she finally got a call back on it.
Turns out they found some drug in her system and she tested positive for chlamydia. She called me after work and told me what happened. The party she went to was filled with random people and only went because
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Nah
>>682772925
Nah
>>682772925
Yes, another guy defiled and burned your girlfriends cooch with the clap, but hey if you like sharing, go for it be a cuck
>girlfriend cheated on you
>should I dump her?
dude.
up for an eldritch creature thread /b/?
contributing
damn captcha, dumping what i got
this one is posted quite often, but i still love it
this one always gives me a particular feeling of unease and i have no idea why
non-porn webms
>>>/wsg/
Gtfo my /b/
Young and busty
Bump for interest
>>682768291
More please
I've started learning about Nikola Telsa in school, this guy was a genius.
Why haven't or weren't his inventions implemented?
Why don't we have free electricity yet?
>>682764459
Electric power as a some kind of resource or a quantity doesn't really exist. It's an energy transfer tool to transfer kinetic energy from place to another mostly.
>>682764459
Because free stuff is comunism
>>682764459
His inventions are replicable and solar panels exist today, with enough of them you could power an entire household for all the electricity an average day's worth of power requires with minimal cost.
>>682764459
Electricity is just a controlled flow "released" of energy. The process of converting that energy requires considerable cost and effort at the present time. It shouldn't cost what it does, but there are a number of industries and countries that spend a very large amount of money to make sure energy never becomes too plentiful.
Ever wonder why the USA has been bombing the middle east for 60 years?
>>682764459
>free electricity
it doesn't work like that
Worst injuries you ever had + story!GO!
>>682758898
>I was walking home down a steep hill.
>It was a nice day, decided to walk to and from work.
>Save a few bucks, get some exercise.
>I was not looking at my feet and was listening to music.
>I Step on a stone about the size and shape of a baseball.
>Violently trip a few feet forward.
>And here's...
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>be me in middle school
>go to skatepark every day
>skating one particular day
>attempt disaster over a spine
>skateboard fucks off
>fall five feet and slide on concrete
>feelalright.jpeg
>elbow stings as I walk it off
>giant chunk gone from my elbow
>size of quarter...
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>>682758898
>be me
>get in fight with my dad
>cuts off my hand
>shit sucks
>but I get an awesome prosthetic
>>682759581
Don't be a pussy Luke
>>682759581
use the force
an shove it
New trap/cd thread!
>>682763595
>2 IP's
oh nawww
Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>682766873
This same thread again?
>>682766873
why do i feel like killing myself even though im not sad/depressed?
i literally cannot stop thinking of a girl, every second of the day. I think ive experienced love for the first time. But any advice on how to stop thinking about her 24/7?
How old are you?
>>682766873
WHY CANT I SMASH PUSSI?
If you could choose ONE pornstar that you could fuck whenever and wherever you wanted, who would you choose?
Bonus points for explaining your choice.
>pic related, Rikki Six
>>682757949
none because the concept of a pornstar is repulsing to me
>>682758077
/thread
Billy Herrington.
Cat Goddess
Zoey Nixon... She's not my favorite, but she's got that desperate want to please you vibe to her that'd make me perma horny
http://www.youporn.com/watch/8646286/chemistry-lesson-turns-into-a-boner-session/
Waifu claiming thread.
>Circlejerk Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>be underaged
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Kongou claimed~
>>682766260
Lying in bed, trying to sleep.
>>682766447
I meant Ive worked my birthday for the last 4 years. In my whole working life Ive had 1 birthday off.
>>682766566
Im talking bout those bongos.
>>682766762
Now you're just giving them what they think we are
Rory-sama claimed.
Mei claimed
Claimed.
>>682766461
Hello! And welcome back!
>>682766587
Hanging on here. About to sleep.
Clammed degeso
God tier Cringe Thread
Please point out the cringe.
>>682761783
>>682762028
It's the legend of Zelda.
>>682761783
i see no reason to cringe with OP's photo... someone needs to tell me why.
