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>>676281704
recurring fantasies about smoking good weed and killing people while i'm in my bedroom chilling, fapping to epic porn
>>676281704
maybe i can fit in this video before dinner
>>676281704
good work OP
>>676281704
op your a cum slut
>>676281704
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH - me cumming 2015
>>676281704
2:10 best postition
New Jersey thread
732 stand up
732 here
who is that in the photo
>>676273000
nice trips and carly malyar do you know her lol
>>676273424
i do not. wheres she from
>>676273999
checked
port reading
732 reporting
We went too far. Amend bread?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art icle-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed- father-left-foster-care-friendless- Girl-meme-bullying-4chan-members-ag e-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet -family-six-years-later.html?utm_so urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_co ntent=link
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>676271990
Its on an Aussie news site aswell.
>>676271990
>dailymail
>>676271990
too far? fucking moralfag. If anything, we need to attack again.
>>676271990
>"Jessi now goes by the name Damien and prefers to be referred to with they/them pronouns"
We didn't go far enough.
Pokebox thread: harem master edition
>>676281099
Holy shit lads, it's happening, after all these years mocking you asian-lovers cunts, it has struck me.
Asian girls > white trash women
What was the deciding factor?
>>676270237
Not OP. But how cute they are. they dont act like savages. theyre polite (save for the chinese) and their pussies are slanted
let's turn this into an amateur asian thread
This person messages me every single fucking day talking about how bored she is. 69 decides what I say
69 get
so touch yourself
Killing yourself is a great thing to do if you're bored ;)
Bored? You should have some fun and watch me jerk off.
Anywho eat my ass haha xoxoxoxoxoox
>>676277495
If you're bored, why don't you come over to my place? I sure could use some sexy company
CONT:::ITT: Post pics of girls you know and other anons rate and say how they would fuck them. Ignore those who don't reply.
>>676276700
Lefties dress gets pulled open, and her fat tits get cummed on. Her friend has to lick it up and spit it on to the face of her friend, pulling her hair and slapping her while she does it.
humiliate this slut
>>676276982
lay them down and get a line of guys to cover their faces
>>676276700
they push their fat mammaries together to give a double titjob to a huge black cock. Then the taller one pulls up left's skirt and buries her tongue in her pussy.
be brutal
>>676276700
Tity fuck the bitch on the left while the other one masterbates while waiting for my cock to claim her ass.
>be me
>fat ugly nerdy introvert autist
>have own place, job, stuff and qt3.14
>pic related
I'm just like the rest of you. What's your excuse for not having what you want /b/?
Flood incoming because gorgeous
I'm in school for now.
Tell me, did you get to that point by acting nerdy, introverted, and autistic, or the opposite?
This is perfection /b/. Prove me wrong
>Protip: you can't
let me eat your ass out
i bet you're so thick and it's so warm
sit on my fucking faceeeeeeeee
Tits or GTFO cunt
This just happened about two hours ago
My mom was having problems with her computer because she has the mind of a 1930's old fuck, and asked if I could come unfreeze it for her since I'm always on the "Facespace" as she puts it. No problem, simple fix, I'm sure of it. Went over there, she showed me what her computer, and sure as shit, it was frozen. I told her it won't take too long, so she left to get some take out for her and my dad before he got home from work. I literally used magic and fixed her computer. First off, if you are a parent
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>>676269529
clearly you let her seduce you
>>676269529
Is she hot?
>>676269529
fuck your mom, pussy
>>676269529
Post pics of your mom
>>676269529
Clearly post pics of her
Clearly she wants to suck your dick
Next time you give her a hug just squeeze her ass
ITT Random Images.
Don't even look at your thumbnails!!
Ask a Car Salesman anything
also
>job
>age
>salary
thread
>>676274680
Do you work on commission only?
>email marketing for a small company
>22 (still in college)
>$11/hour
Is it possible to carnap?
>>676274680
Why Toyota? Did you just happen upon this job or did a series of unfortunate events befall you to get here?
>Oceanographer
>32
>$105k
>>676274923
you get an hourly minimum wage check but you have to pay it back by the end of the month
so everything after 1500$ of commission goes into your bank account on the first of the next month
>>676274680
Have fun finding a new job in a few months.
>ITT post you're literal 10/10 gril
>>676274940
Cara is not a 10/10. She's a lesbian with man eyebrows .
>>676274940
kinda had the face of a mad pig
>>676274940
>you're
Cabrones!
Es domingo por la noche y el Mexithread lo sabe
>>676268236
This is why we need a wall
No nos hagas quedar en ridÃculo. Sigue lurkeando y a la chingada.
>>676268593
U need some niggers inside lol
pongan fotos de su hermanas
What kind of kid were you in elementary school /b/?
I was a fat lonely kid that fucked your mom and you suck ad CoD faggot
I was the kid who had already played way too many video games, knew way too much about the Internet and spent way too little time outside.
I was really really clever, which lead me to be really really bored, which lead to me being really really aggressive. I was just an overall faggot
I was the fat kid with a posse of assholes like me who curb stomped niggers
>>676262635
r u me?
cum tribute/cock tribute thread
>>676276389
cock her op
get her pls
>>676276389
>>676276760
loli bread keep it legal
Lilo is best loli.
kik group?
Here you go comrade.
IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL
Pokebox: super lewd edition
>>676276281
jesus christ mods this is 2lewd
>>676276281
2lewd4me
>>676241892
continue
>>676263338
Ass or heels
>>676260605
moar of this please, and a zip!
>>676260042
and this too
>>676263338
>>676264156
>>676263895
>ITT : WE WORK IN THE SAME BIG IMPORTANT COMPANY DOING BIG IMPORTANT THINGS
>>676268427
>work
>>676268427
AS ASSISTANT TO THE HR MANAGER I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU WE DO NOT ALLOW CHING CHONG FOKBOI TO WORK HERE
SINCERELY
JIM FROM HR
What would you say it is you.. do here?
>>676269412
DEAR ANON
WE DO SELL BIG IMPORTSNT THINGD TO BIG IMPORTANT PEOPLE WITH BIG IMPORTANT BOXES
SINCERELY
JIM FROM HR
alla brakbur
Hes burnt bridges with people and business, spent his own money (not bankers or corporations money) for the sake of running for president to help our country, he has enough money and is old enough to not give a damn about money.
The only plausible way he's "dividing" people is that they have a different opinion of him, the media and social networks only encourage that, his protestors dont exist because he's deliberitly dividing people.
Every single hating post I see about him seems to be more of an emotional reaction or a joke rather than a rational
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sjwump
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