Trips and I post proof of Trump's pedo habit
Blasphemy.
You should anyways, it'd help Trump. Apparently the SJW's get a massive hardon for evil and corruption
>>704286741
>I'm in possession of incriminating evidence that could change the outcome of the next election and I will post it on a site known for logging your IP, but I will only post it if some random numbers align in the way that slightly amuses me.
roll
Drawthread
Prepare your angus edition
/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants
>>704291611
Fuck you abuse fag
bepis
for the shouldertouch anon
still takin requestos
All kidding aside, you'd really put the trust of worlds highest office into the hands of an untested, demagogue with a track record of lies and failure?
Please help me understand why this is a better choice then an experienced candidate who at worse will keep the status quo?
>>704291094
You ignorance on the details aside; Yes.
>>704291094
>with a track record of lies and failure?
hmm I think you're talking about the wrong person here
donald trump has filed for bankruptcy before
hillary never has
nuff said
>respond to this and be a faggot
>>704291094
CTR, go back to /pol/ and fuck yourself with a cactus covered in AIDS infected blood when you get there
Faces of /b/ thread. Rate me, how can I look better?
Get a fycking shirt that isn't the same pattern as a school girl
>>704284732
>how can I look better?
Lose weight, do something better with your hair
Very 80s sitcom dad style
Shave
Work out
Possibly start taking better vitamins, cleaner food, drinking only water, etc.. to help with your skin
>80s sitcom dad style
Stop smiling so much.
If your going to wear a flannel, make sure it's not new.
This is obv the best photo I could find of myself
roast me
Hillary Death Hoax 2.0
#RipHillary
#Iwillmissher
707 ESTIMATED TWEETS AND COUNTING.
https://www.hashtags.org/analytics/RipHillary/
>>704292915
ELECTRIC CUCKALOO ITS HAPPENING
bump
>>704292915
bump
>muh motion of the ocean
>muh how you use it
>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>muh hands and mouth are enough
>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>muh long dicks are skinny
>muh women can't measure
why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry /b/, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.
just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.
trust me /b/, women can measure, they're just so fucking confused by all of the guys claiming that their 6 inch dicks are 8 inches, averagefags fucking wish they were that big, they just know 8 inches is superior in every way.
>>704275265
Quit being a faggot, if that's even possible.
>>704275265
>>muh motion of the ocean
>>muh how you use it
>>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>>muh hands and mouth are enough
>>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>>muh long dicks are skinny
>>muh women can't measure
>why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry /b/, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.
>just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.
>trust me /b/, women can measure, they're just so fucking confused by all of the guys claiming that their 6 inch dicks are 8 inches, averagefags fucking wish they were that big, they just know 8 inches is superior in every way.
Fuck you.
>>704275265
>Muh dick
A 15cm dick gets the job done, Lesbians dont have dicks and can give orgams to eachother easily.
At least the measures are no exaggerate, 16 is indeed a Normal one.
>>704275265
seriously, women can fuck right off, they can be lucky I shoot my cum in their nasty holes.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704276779
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Komine is KoMINE
Yo.
faggot
early bake
>>704291735
Good morning Yuno. How are you?
PICS YOU SHOULDN'T SHARE
>>704292514
Perfect
>>704292822
beautiful asshole
I am become badj, the toucher of butts.
>>704281980
Fuck you.
no do not touch butt
>>704281980
soon to become banj
>>704282212
there wouldn't be much to touch
>>704282213
elaborate
new fb fap
Left or right?
try to post things we haven't posted yet
>>704292861
right
Fap game tiem
roll
Roll
>>704282779
Rolololol
Zucc rollooll
>be me
>meet a really swell guy who's basically a 10 to me
>get talking about genitals
>finds out he has penile palpules
>Icantgetoverthis.jpeg
>all I can think about are the palpules on his dick
How do I get over this? I really like him but Jesus /b/ these horrify me.
Why do they horrify you?
Tell him to pop them
I have these papules. Prob worse than the image. Your post is basically my nightmare and is the sole reason I turn the light off when I have a girl over and she goes down on me. The papules have always been a huge burden on my life. It sucks. Surgery is like 3k to get them off, but you risk losing sensitivity in the area.
Grow up and learn to live with them. They are part of who he is and he was born with him. Doesn't make him any less dirty and you'd be real shallow to turn him away when you said he is a 10/10. Just close your eyes or keep open and get over it. They aren't harmful to you or him
>>704288076
Because they're fucking gross you nasty cunt
Deutschfaden am Nachmittag
Schlechtwetter-Edition
1. Trotzdem gute Laune?
2. Habt ihr Mädels am Start?
3. Ist Dönerfressen für echte Deutsche haram?
4. Wird die AfD in Berlin mehr holen als die CDU?
Reportiere ein.
Deus Vult by the Cross of St George Brudis!
>>704282437
Ich bin BMW fahren Amerikanerfag....
Fahren sie Deutschers amerikanische autos?
>>704283071
>1. Trotzdem gute Laune?
Sauwarm hier
>.Habt ihr Mädels am Start?
Nein...
>3. Ist Dönerfressen für echte Deutsche haram?
Döner komplett ist geil.Essen hat nichts mit religion zu tun
> Wird die AfD in Berlin mehr holen als die CDU?
Na klar!
Meine frage
Wenn ich meine weiblich stimme wieder hinbekomm soll ich so autistisch sein und ein twitch kanal starten? um so 12-26 jährigen geld abzuziehen natürlich :^)
Thoughts on Alex Jones?
>>704285538
He's a fear mongering phony with a horrible radio voice
He's about to asplode anytime
info warrior and super vitalized male, will save us from the globalists
>>704285736
lol his voice is awesome.
Been with GF 7 years. Only wants sex once every 2 or 3 months. Love her, but horny as fuck. Married chick desperately wants to fuck me. Shes a butterface. WHAT TO DO?! Anyone else cheating but still love their partner too ? ?
If fucking around keeps the relationship working, don't worry about it. If you're both happier afterwards then its a win win.
>>704279620
yeah, i cheated a couple times. it's a bit awkward to lie at first, but whatever. just say you'll be at a friends and there's pretty much no way she'll know.
Infidelity is one of the greatest scourges ever to face humanity. But if you're both ok with it or you don't mind lying, fuck anything that moves bruh she ain't gonna know
Girlfriend only wants sex 2-3 times a month ?
She is already getting it elsewhere.
Good job cuckold.
fb fap
My crush
>>704288656
MINE TOO, NOW POST MORE>
>>704288656
very cute
OP HERE, 13 MINUTES YOU FAGGOTS. JUST WAIT AND THEN LET HER RIP
>>704286898
repost images if new are comming
Bump
Post your age an number of sexual partners. No bullshitting, be honest.
23,
4
44
9
21,
5
19,
9
they were all ugly af
24
9
Pretty ashamed of this
Movies that you thought were great but everybody thought were meh
>>704283276
Waterworld IS great. I went to Universal Studios for the first time recently and watched the Waterworld show. It even made my GF want to watch it and we both agreed its a good movie.
>>704283499
I recently watched this, and an hour or so in, I had no idea what was going on. That is the problem with the most recent bond films, they take themselves way too seriously. The old ones were so much better since they were so camp and generally fun.
cock tribute thread forever
>>704286595
original if anyone else wants a go
>>704286595
On her please
>>704286290
If you need a lot of them done I can handle it privately if you'd like
