Let's get a good YLYL going.
>>702536198
Why even try anymore? In 5 seconds it will be filled with banana shitposters and fags that think they're ironic posting facebook humor
To all straight anons, if you were offered $20,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a gay man would you do it?
>Anal and blowjobs, both giving and recieveing
>Kissing
>Good looking gay guy
>STD free as well
>Total secret
>>702537009
>straight anons
Where do you think you are?
>>702537009
I would fuck him harder than my body pillow for 20 grand are you kidding?
>>702537182
>>702537009
Yes if kissing can be done away with
Name a better Drummer
pro tip: you can't
>>702535692
Rick Allen
>>702535692
>thinks drummers are important
literally you is stupid
Terry Bozzio
>>702535692
Carl Palmer
I'm close to Tijuana, how do I find hookers without crossing the border?
Nigga you have to pass if you want hookers
>>702534640
Chop your dick off and throw it over the border. They'll come running.
Hookers are all over the place, man. You don't need to fuck some dirty beaner whore. There's some fine, white ass in San Diego...
There's a bunch in santee (east county) at night. Kind of by that road that goes to barona
pls help me /b/
what drugs are good for quickly losing weight but that doesn't affect my officine-work performance?
pic unrelated
>>702533463
cigarettes
Bleach.
Now go to the gym faggot.
Adderal
>>702533463
Marijuana, and binge eating celery when you get the munchies
My time played in Runescape. What game u have spent the most time in?
>>702532326
Life
Shit always wins
>>702532562
Not too experienced at that game, only got 6266 days in it.
>>702532326
2800 hours of Dota 2
>>702532326
Destiny. 278 days.
ITT: greentext / bits of info / short stories / life lessons / advice / fuck ups / stuff you never really figured out
i will post a larg-ish folder, you only need to bump.
>inb4 movin with your uncle in Bel Air
Hey /b Thinking of killing myself, got any tips?
>>702535378
Don't
/thread
>>702535422
why not?
>>702535378
Have you tried becoming a cuck? I think I might.
If only I could find a couple that allowed me to watch them have sex.
>>702535378
Anyone who says they are going to kill themself implies that they won't.
Besides: every type of suicide method is painful. There is no painless way.
Hanging yourself will cause you to get such a headache as parts of your brain start to die as you are still alive.
DO NOT do that way.
Swallowing pills is a horrible thought to as your body starts shutting down as you possibly feel so much pain in your stomach
you know the drill
last 3 digits is how many you do.
Pfft, I got this.
ez
roll
>>702533990
I'll do 2 digits 'cause I'm weak.
Should I do an hero /b/
Last 2 months went kinda like this:
>Life is gr8, have a female friend who I am fucking sometimes.
>Am 20 years old
>Going on a sports trip for 3 weeks with friends, can't wait
>Fast Forward to 3 days before trip, Grandfather dies of cancer.
>Always loved him a lot, definetly my favorite grandparent
>Return from trip, which was pretty good
>Next weekend, mom tells me she's going to leave my dad. Just leaves, no drama, super weird... Can't look her in the eye when I see her now
>In the meantime I develop pretty intense feelings for the girl I'm seeing.
>See her a few times, weird relationship, kinda between friends and girlfriend
>Now she told me we had to stop what we were doing, cause we were both getting feelings from each other, and she lives like 2 hours away
>I love her, and she's basically the perfect girl for me, but I can't tell her, cause she really really doesn't want any long distance stuff. (cause we're both pretty busy usually, and she can't see it working out)
I am completely devasteted, everything went shit so fast, dunno what to do with myself, just wanna escape as far away as possible from everything. The girl was my bright point...
Also feels thread, I could use some crying.
Choo choo here comes the feeltrain
>>702532829
I'm so sorry, OP
Dude...you're 20. Move on. You'll get over it pretty quick.
>>702534647
This
Why haven't you upgraded to a premium Blackberry device yet Anon? Why do you like to be spied upon 24/7?
Price
Functionality
Compatability
Xposed
Xprivacy
Adaway
>>702532830
I don't do things that are illegal or shameful so I don't give a shit.
>>702534000
Unfortunate.
What's good /b/
Who else at the Sox vs A's game?
Cardinals all day baby.
>>702534893
Nigger
>>702534965
I'm white actually.
i see my seat from here
ITT: Best games for escaping reality
Pretty good one too.
>>702532953
Life
Snapchat Thread. Post IDs of good follows
itsjust.ola
add me ;)
beichtstuhl8
coates20
nump
How can microdicks even compete?
>>702533386
Small hands fucking a midget? not impressive
How would he hide a boner without having it go down his pants leg
Help me /b/, I have anxiety and it's seriously driving me nuts!
I also have health anxiety, to make matters worse.
>example:
>starts feeling slight head pressure
>probably due to sinus infection
>instantly thinking of brain tumor or some shit
>congratulations, now hyper-aware of every sensation in your head
>anxiety gets worse, vicious circle closes
How do fellow anons combat this?
>>702532456
Youre now breathing manually
>>702532782
During anxious periods, I'm pretty much breathing manually anyway.
Same here op it's fucking shit. I had to get bloodwork/ekg and all that shit done for a new job. My nerves were shot.
>>702532456
meditate.
Hey faggots,
well, it's official. I'm officially done with this stupid bullshit website. I've put up with this stupid shit for the past two years and about six months ago I stepped into a gym and now my life is better. I've been pumping iron non fucking stop every day and now I'm half the size of Arnold. I came back here to say my good byes to all of you miserable weirdos. If any of you have anything to say to me, I'm leaving some of my contact info down below. Maybe I'll read what you have to say and maybe I'll even find you and knock you the fuck out.
So long and farewell you dirty, uncivil, retarded mother fuckers.
Instagram: alex_e_mos
Twitter: @AlexMoscone
Snapchat: aem3939
Maybe if you fucks follow me you can learn how to be huge.
>>702534217
ur not even closr to chad lol
Nigga my dick is half the size of Arnold - 6 ft masterrace reporting; you should probably kill yourself nowski.
>>702534409
Chad's got our back.
Fuck you, wanna be Chad
Which one of these women has the best tits and why? How would you rank them?
Same with their faces.
1/6
>>702535614
2/6
>>702535638
3/6
>>702535674
4/6
>>702535698
5/6
How do you control someone's emotions?
You're a faggot.
Well it's not like mind control, you can't just cause an emotion that has no basis for existing to occur. You need to have some kind of leverage or angle of attack to cause the emotion in the first place.
But basically, if you CAN cause an emotion in someone through some action, words or expressed belief, ect, then that's how you do it. But that isn't always advantageous.
Like, it's easy to make a person pity you, just do something pathetic, but... do you want them to pity you? Does that help you in any way?
On the other hand, you could concoct a bunch of lies over some period of time that makes people think the world has wronged you and they should help you - but it only works if they're that kind of person.
It's really quite obvious when you think about it, it's just most people don't feel any desire to do it.
>>702533612
Everything ok op?
>>702533612
Once you know yourself and put aside everything that getting in the way of truly knowing yourself, you don't need anyone else. You achieve true independence.
However, the ultimate goal should be to help other realize this same thing. That way, you achieve inter-dependence. We all become as one.
New celeb thread
>>702534739
good emma
keira has taught you well
