Showing my girlfriend /b/ for the first time
>roast us
>show us the best you faggots have to offer
>show us the worst you faggots have to offer
>trips with a request wins that request
Blowjob
Show us your girlfriend's tits or I'll roast your dumb fucking neckbeard.
>>687466641
Post pic with your dick in her mouth
I got ya fam.
Post ITT or this will happen to your back tomorrow morning
>tfw your back is itching already
>>687466360
That's a sponge.
>>687466360
Thats a sponge
Try harder newfag
>>687466360
That's nothing more than shit grade photoshop.
>>687466360
So I'll turn into SpongeBob?
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You guys still need 2 trips
>>687471382
>>687471666
>>687471382
Still on this guy.
Two trips needed
lets do it
Hail satan
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts
wie stehts
was geht am we
wie kriegt man wieder ein gf im 21. jhd
anschluss post
um GOT_TES WIL_LEN NEIN!
wie kommst du auf so einen scheiß, der verletzt mich tief
>>687456936
wat
>>687456798
hau ab du opfer
>>687457053
damit du in langeweile versinkst? ne ne du
roll carefully since you'll be choosing the only position you'll fuck in for the rest of your life
>>687461812
rolling
roooooool
Rollerino
OP here. Reply to your own roll post to tell whether you're happy with your roll.
S/fur, let cum rain down.
There I helped
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun.
Snek is still a cute.
>>687469904
What did he mean by this?
THREAD POLL:
do you own a firearm?
does your waifu?
post random photos. Anything goes.
Anyhing goes
>>687471168
Heaven knows, anything goes.
>>687471168
yes, trains included
10/10 Celeb Thread
/b/ writes a song
One note at a time! Afterwards I will compose the song and upload it.
I'll start with E4
G#
D#4
F###
C
Tell me... do you dare /b/?
Bitchimtheshit
Fuck you faggot
GIMME THAT FUCKIN REVOLVER
easy peasy
Start rolling /b/
>>687460127
rolling
>>687460364
Here ya go
>>687460127
rollo
FB fab thead continiued
nice girl
Creep shot thread
post your chicks you shouldnt share or whatever continued pt iii
TRAPS are the ultimate redpill. When did you realize this? It's the only way the escape the female trickery and guilt-tripping that has decimated our societies?
>>687443289
Traps are a man's best friend.
>>687443289
A trap is a man
Wasn't this just on /pol/
>you wouldn't date those she-beasts, would you, anon?
Is a footjob considered cheating?
My girlfriend broke down in tears and confessed me she gave one to a mutual friend after a party.
I really don't know what to think or do.
>>687462273
Are you retarded? If you simply think about fucking someone, that's already cheating and your relationship is a waste of time.
>>687462273
footjobs aren't as bad as stale pasta. so basically you're a retard.
It's cheating. She touched another man in a romantic, sexy way. she don't love you man, break up with her now.
>>687462273
Sorry but it is cheating.
Being alone is the best choice for ya.
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2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
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4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully
K well trips^
ez bread
Skip
the real game is more easy
Drawthread
What the fuck is going on edition
Nothing is going on
Summoning Trinket
http://imgur.com/a/tiA4z
When's the last time you had sex?
Never
8 months ago
March 2012.
Yesterday
