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Funniest/favorite 4chan posts. I'll start.
Anybody there?
Maybe I will dump...
>>687284125
the fucking crow one again?
YLYL
>>687284837
those pesky stats. gun control fags BTFO.
Isn't that a total of like 30.000 in the US and just around 2500 in Norway since it has only 5mio. people?
>>687283667
that doesnt matter you mong
>>687283337
Statistics ruined by breivik.
You should use charts for before 2011.
Guns are really hard to get in Norway.
For anyone wondering, it's 80 people and 5 mill population
>>687283337
can you stop posting this thread every 4 hours, no one cares.
Hallo ihr Deutschländer! Wieder zu doof ne Schnur anzuwerfen?
ja, oder doch nein, ich weiss es nicht
>Und ich dachte schon mein STRG+V wäre ewig belegt.
>>687283671
Relativ. Durch den Elfen erkannte ich dass PC und Internet nicht alles ist. Ich hatte gehofft 10 Mbit zu haben, es stellte sich leider erst hinterher heraus. Aber alles halb so schlimm, bei mir grasen Rehe im Garten und es ist so ruhig wie im Weltraum.
>>687283756
Auf meinem Webspace.
>MFW ich sitze hier seit zwei Stunden halb angezogen wartend dass der Regen draußen aufhört damit ich zu Aldi gehen kann
>Entspannend.exe
Reportiere ein.
ok made a bet with some friends.
If someone gets quads in this thread, I will buy them Doom, the new one.
If the thread expires without quads, they give me $100.
So I'm either out $60, get $100.
Roll with your steam username. Do not forget to include it, if someone gets quads with no username, and then replies to that post to add their username, there's no way to prove its really them. So make sure.
>>687294571
Rip
killhhax
quads get
>>687294695
so close
>>687294571
bring it.
>>687294695
that wasn't close lol
New chubs thread, part 3.
old thread >>687273452
>>687288908
fyi as soon as the old thread 404 I'm not going to be able to remember what I have already posted so advanced apologies for double posts.
>>687288908
Love it
>>687289360
Keep posting what you have. She's hot
>>687289545
Any ass, or pantyless?
Like I’m totally cool with educating people about trans* stuff but if you’re just going to be a blithering dumcunt I’m just not going to bother.
Them: Wait so you’re transgender?
Me: Yes I’m a transgirl
Them: So do you use the girl’s bathroom?
Me: Yes I’m a girl.
Them: So was your boyfriend gay?
Me: No, I’m a girl.
Them: Do you have a penis?
Me: Yes.
Them: So you’re a guy?
Me: …can you actually get to fuck.
Like when I explain something three times in the same conversation and you still don’t get it, you’re a lost cause
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>>687281752
God what an insufferable cunt.
I'm MTF and I'll answer anything you want and I won't be a little faggot about it.
>>687281752
Stop thinking and start sucking my cock. You cant go full mental and expect everybody to understand you.
>>687281752
I'm gonna be as clear as possible.
If you have a penis then you're a man
If you have a vagina then you're a woman
If you have a doubt just have a look between your legs
>>687281752
>>687282386
You know why you get those reactions?
Because neither of you are female, and neither of you ever will be.
Call a spade, a spade. You don't call a spade a gun because it identifies as such.
Basically, you're just a man in a dress with mental issues, with a sex change you're a man with a fucked up dick with mental issues.
Go fuck yourself, you're an embarrassment to humanity, yourself, and men everywhere.
>>687282717
ITT: nostalgic boners
>>687284848
that'll do it.
>>687284848
bump
>>687285381
i wanted her to finger my ass so bad like stiffler in roadtrip
>>687285381
pt.2
whats your eye colour /b/
>T50 here
C20
>>687292259
T10 :(
A30 !
>>687292259
a60 i guess
A60
Post pics of girls you know and anon explains how they would fuck them. / cuck thread. Reply for reply no holds barred edition.
>>687288718
Not here to help you masturbate
>>687288846
Meh more I can't be fucked writing normal shit for next 30 mins or so but need to burn some energy. There's occasionally enough flogs these shit threads amuse me for 10 minutes. If not I'll do something else.
Don't even know the chicks it's just a pic from a previous one of these threads.
>>687289474
The right one, I would probably make her suck my dick at first, then titfuck her
after that I'd fuck her pussy and keep titfucking her until I cum
Inbetween that I'd probably make the left one suck my dick and pussy fuck her too
>>687288718
Friends you've blown multiple loads to
>>687293373
>>687293373
Moar!!!!
Dick in mouth thread
>>687294233
Bump
>>687294233
>>dick in mouth
oddly specific
how bout just oral?
perhaps tonsil tickling?
>>687294525
Call it whatever you want, just as long as dick is in the girls mouth
s/fur,h/fur Cumming in hard
>>687293112
Gtfo faggot
When t f did 4chan become a center for retards to hang out
Blackmailed and exposed sluts
Anyone got this bitch?
>>687287100
U have a name?
also Check it
>>687287231
You mean her name?
>>687287308
yeah. name. fb. snapchat. anything regarding her
YLYL thread :)
I liek this thread :)
>>687296996
what? I dun' get it
*facepalm*
>>687297122
Peter angered derp because he is high.
Ylyl? 4chan liberation team to the rescue!
should america apologise for the atomic bombs?
Did they apologize for Pearl Harbor?
>>687290830
Japan has made it clear they don't want the United States to apologize because they would then be pressured to apologize for a ton of shit they did. Not just Pearl Harbor but a ton of things they did around Asia and to their own people.
>>687290926
pearl harbour was military
hiroshima and nagasaki were civilian
>>687290926
Good point right there.
>>687291153
Bomb shit get hit.
FB fap thread
>>687294277
GF/Wife thread.
Bonus info:
>age?
>contry?
>she does anal sex?
>she slept with how many guys before you?
>some fetish?
>>687289364
Info: Early 20s, USA, Every now and then, 0, many but especially role play.
No pics because still in relationship with her.
>>687289778
No one cares then you fucking faggot
24
belgium
takes it up the ass
not sure how many guys she had before me.
fetish ? she likes to be forced.
Loves taking cum into her asshole and loves being taken ass to mouth.
>>687289975
>Not sure
Too scared to say
adelaide thread cunts. shittalk, post nudes, whatever you want
dem malls balls
fucking oath mate
what postcode is everyone from?
5162 and someone for the love of god post a chick from the south
UK thread. Where's everyone from? S11 here
Wn2 here
S5 cunt
Eccleshall birds are classy
I am a EU citizen :)
>>687265858
S21 fuck boi
