o shit waddup
>>684214467
>>o shit waddup!
>>684201166
I can't risk it.
oh shit waddup
o shit waddup
Posted this in some girl thread, had to get some smokes
Dubs = 1 Photo
Trips = 3 Photos
Quads = Mega
>shes legal
I shall roll.
666 get
check em.
Hot as fucking hell.
Roll.
1st three words that come to mind
>>684214101
Dirty clown vagina
>>684214101
Enter with strength
>>684214101
Pussy, Wow! Eyebrows
Slam Piggy Slam
Looking for new wallpapers preferred redheads with good tier tits
i got some with smaller titties too
ill take them
This gone b gud.
>Be me
>Be Trucker
>Pull over for the night.
>Be dark
>REAL DARK.
>As in so fucking dark
>B no light.
>At all.
>One other truck thats off
>Dubs decides.
What do?
Pee on his door handles and fap on his windshield.
loosen his lug nuts
Time stamp
>>684212275
Yes that is a truck that drove by next to nav. It is that dark.
I haven't seen a single YLYL thread all day, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>684214363
meme molerat
>>684214363
I was just thinking the same thing.
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>>684210964
Same difference.
https://a.pomf.cat/lohsux.webm
>tmw you get to experience the intense pleasure of your mate muzzle you softly as a call of duty ghost map loading screen plays on the tv
>You stare deep, intently into each others eyes, with a true love connection that only ruining 5000 dollars worth of animal costume gets you
>the lava lamp makes the room red, the black light illuminating the pikachu plushy in the corner...smiling at you as he rubs his paws up your sides
>The games starts on the tv
Get to the drop zone!
>my mate made it to the dropzone
>I fear being broken, but I push harder..the song playing on my antique vinyl player turning softly
Here is that song
>My mate matches the rhythm of the erotic beat
>The pikachu plushy still smiling at you in the corner
>I feel it
>Care package inbound
>I turn my furhead to him
Growl my name befur you cum, yiff you please
>the bubbles of the lava lamp cause me to climax
>He growls my name
>Care package falls
>Its too late
>Its a dog
>my mate got the dog
>he pulls out slowly, like a Porsche owner with a steep driveway
>Ghost win, the final kill cam is a guy getting quick scoped in the ass by a lynx
>I'm the final kill
>we pet each others fur bodies
>I'm breathing heavy like a white girl that just ran a mile
>He's not even...like a kenyan
>Game stats show I've leveled up
Fur real? Level 60?
>Round two?
Round two, furderation makes a cumback
>be me
>beta stoner pooter who can't respectfully decline
>chick always bombards me and is loud af but tokes good bud and drives me around
>chill with her for good two weeks then she starts being hella aggressive
>she gives me nugies and ungracefully puts me in headlocks and shit so as to get close to her blubbering tits
>seriously throws me around like a ragdoll tho (I am a shrimp compared to her)
>feel weird about it but don't say anything because not sure how to approach it
>chick keeps hounding me and sending me nudes
>shes coming over in t-minus 45 mins.
>first time we've ever been alone at my abode.
>claims she has some sass and wants to fuck.
What should I do if I want to abort the mission, /b/? I'm feeling skeptical cuz I think this chick could very well shred my dick to bits. She's full of energy and is so uncoordinated and strong and chubby... Not to mention a little pyscho. I am worried she will be too much to tame especially when she's fucked up. Help me contemplate /b/rethren she's going to be on her way shortly
Pic related
Kill her with a ball-peen hammer and dump the body in a river at least 50 miles from your home. No one will miss her.
Post the nudes
Don't be a pussy. Smash that crazy pussy
>>684210265
Meh, fuck her first see how it is. If you don't like it drop you balls and let it be known.
leaked next gta game
mfw when i can't run gta v and gta vi is almost ready
Fake
>>684211323
Looks like shit
b8 -9000/10
Alright /b/ you know the drill
Busy being blown, what
This
How many times do I have to tell you to suck my dick, bitch?
>>684213039
get
Is anyone here a Jew or was raised in a household with strong Jewish values? I'm curious about the religion and what makes it differ from others
I met a "Christian Jew" today.
He was a confused individual.
>>684210029
A devout Christian Muslim is someone I want to meet
>>684209847
I'd be happy to share, how much money do you have on you right now?
>>684210262
That's why I want to quiz a Jew. Why is it that the Jewish culture seems to have a lot of its people in positions to control money or the media?
Female Asshole Thread
bumpy
bump!
So what's all this shit with LeafyisQueer fags shitposting on Evalion's videos?
Also, while we're on it, do you think she's controlled opposition?
There's more dislikes and "kys nazi racist! lol xDD" comments than usual.
>>684210387
Has there ever been an openly red-pilled person who wasn't?
nobody cares fag.
Green Text Thread /b/
I don't have any stories to tell because i'm so fucking omega but I'm sure you guys have a story to tell, any stories welcome
>>684210059
>recently got into loli lurking threads and such
>months of loli images can't get off with normal porn
>i start getting urges of getting real loli pussy
>get a good idea or atleast thats what i think
>everytime i walk from work to my house i see a group of little girls probably 13 or 14
>decide to go and say to them hello and they all stare at me and the tall of the group smiles
>i stay silent for a minute and then ask if one of them wants to win some money
>the tall girl tells me to fuck off and i get called a pervert
>walk away from there and think (well atleast i can see them from afar)
>its getting dark see the girls go away one of them walks towards me
>hey did you mean the money i say y-yes
>she asks what she needs to do to win that money and how much it will be
Cont.
>>684210390
Sounding good so far, do Cont
>>684210710
hi
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Fucking animals theard amirite
You fucking sicko, dogs fucking is fucking gross....horses though
Brah
<-------- OP
How do u like ur bush???
>How do you like Bush
He did 9/11
>>684214267
HELL NAWW
I like my bush between two towers
Hell yaaa!
X-Ray/Lighting Thread [Celebrity Edition]
Please read the second post before making a request.
OP here. I'm gonna do my best to get as many of your requests done as I can. I do have a few
requests of my own though.
1. This particular thread is for x-raying celebrity pics only. Any other submissions will be
ignored. And if your celebrity request is somewhat under the radar, please do us all a favor
and label it with her name.
2. My methods are different than what most call "x-rays". I do not use any kind of a burn
tool, I simply adjust what's already in the picture in order to produce an honest result. I
will not be drawing nipples on your picture, and I can not guarantee any form of success. If
you want someone who's going to heavily edit your submission to the point where it's more of
a fake than a true x-ray, you're welcome to look somewhere else.
3. Please do not belittle my methods, or me, especially. I have fun doing this, but really,
I'm here to do things you're asking me to do. I'm sorry if the result doesn't turn out
exactly how you've dreamed it would, but that's the risk you take by submitting your
picture.
4. I will do my best to go in order. If I accidentally skip you, please alert me before you
berate me.
5. You should be able to tell by the pic in the OP that I do not concentrate on one area,
but rather the picture as a whole. This is because I've always done it that way, I prefer to
do it that way, and it allows me to complete a great deal more of your requests.
ayyy lmao i do anything
6. You can submit whatever you'd like, but just know that fabrics like thin black or white
shirts work best, as opposed to thick materials or, say, floral prints.
7. Higher resolution pictures make all the difference in the world. If you have a 600x400,
but know there is a 1200X800 out there, you'll have better luck if you grab the better
picture. Anywhere between 1000 and 3000 on either side is ideal.
8. Other contributors/x-rayers are welcome, but please clarify that you are not me with your
work. Good or bad, I don't like to be mistaken for other people. Also, please don't make it
a competition. If you believe you can do better and want to throw it in my face, please
start your own thread.
9. I'm a friendly guy. I'm going to be nice to you. I would appreciate the same in return.
Thanks for reading guys, now bring on the celebrities!
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684213080
Oh fuck yeah thanks for sharing
>>684213080
omg how did you get this?
>>684213080
id caress her naked body and slide my cock into her sweet tight pussy
>>684213080
from fance and got it quickly,thank you OP!
Dick rate thread
>>684208285
10/10
>>684208285
9/10 very nice, I had a thread bit ill post here
R8m8s
I have 2 others if interested.
>>684208285
Let me suck pls/10
>>684209105
9/10
>>684209341
8.5/10 lovely balls ;)
Dubs gets tits. Trips gets to see her suck. Quads gets video of her sucking like a whore.
Anybody interested?
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