Who went to the new york international auto show?
I was working as one of the people checking bags, it was my 1st time on the job.
I have quite the story.
Women
>>677352990
>I have quite the story
yeah so does every fucking asshole that starts a thread, do you have any real pics?
>>677352990
Okay, so here's the story
>Be me
>Today
>working as bag inspector at the car show
>Once in a while do a random bag check (You're only allowed to look in the bag at random checks or if you beleive something suspicious is inside)
>all is well
>First time I check a womans bag randomly
>Be looking through pockets
>Unzip one
>Dildo and lube inside
>wtf.png
Cont?
>>677353327
yes
>>677353227
Hell yeah I have real photos
(sorry it took a sec to get it)
care to explain?
>>677356052
They like to touch penises together
>>677356052
You are a faggot. That is all.
>>677356052
Balls aren't touching so no homo.
>>677356052
the mass moved to our brains
Ask a professionally diagnosed psychopath anything.
Questions riddled with either incoherent nonsense and conjecture won't be answered.
No I'm not an edgy teen, I'm 27 and dress like a human being.
would you kill 1 person to save 10?
>>677354487
None of their lives mean anything to me, so it really depends on if there would be a reward for either result, if not, no
>>677354793
would you kill a thousand people for 1 billion dollars?
>>677354793
does your families or friends lives matter to you?
Prove you're White.
I let my microwave timer finish before removing my meal.
I have a good relationship with my father
>>677356110
gay
>>677355902
I'm voting for Bernie!
Rule 34
>>677354481
Thats all?
Cmon OP
Atleast try not to be a faggot
>>677354481
Im game
Last Trap Thread 404'd.
Anyone got more like this?
>>677353553
Holy crap gays are fucking degenerates
>>677353553
to the guy who was looking for his old pics - make a way for users to contact u thru tubmlr...idk how...and ill send them there
>>677353553
youre not a trap, youre just disgusting. post some fucking traps regardless of what /b/ says im NOT gay. i DONT wanna see this disgusting shit. if it dowsnt LOOK like a fucking girl its not a fucking trap!!!
>>677353553
More fag fodder for your fap folder.
Trips names my knife
the cuckler
OJ
Nigger mower
>>677356624
exhibit A
What does girl butt taste like?
Like your armpit, assuming the butt is clean.
When people make the meymey joke about salty milk and coins, there is actually some truth to it. It's like that sorta copper taste of some sweat and body, but mixed with the good smells of a hopefully freshly washed female ass.
Depends on when she last washed it
Tastes like the health of the individual, if that makes sense.
Angry AF. girlfriend cheated on me, I have anger issues, beat her or kill the bitch ass fagot who slept whit her ?
>>677355715
Why hurt her and get in trouble, when you can do something to ruin her life? Surely you have some nudes to distribute at least.
>>677355961
I'm fucking suicidal, i dont care no more, who should get to be my punching bag ?
>>677355715
Neither. Quit hatin' and go fuck some hoes, anon.
>>677355715
OP. Want a sluts snapchat to feel better? She cheated on me awhile back but I recently got her snap.
Purpleboat1.
dubs name my knife
SandNigger
ImAFaggot
>>677355583
if i dont see some dubs in the next 10min ill take this
Pewdiepie <3
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Can I beat the fastest waifu on no legs
>>677356226
where did you last have your Homura?
Trips gets 100 USD
Remember to include your PP email
Rolling
[email protected]
Your comma is in the wrong place
>select all the tea
>19.20
>609.00
Hienosti toimittu 5/5
email [email protected]
>>677352839
how about the first
if
You mean the 7th, right?
Nah
Rekt Thread
anyone see that Nova-Oklahoma game?
Trap/trans/CD/sissy/mental illness thread
Where are you man?
Guy with my old pics contact me on tumblr we can message about it
What's up /b/abbies. Want to go questing? I'm guinea pigging you nerds for a more in depth run on /tg/.
Keep in mind, I can't trip so try and discern me from faggots being le ebin trololols XD
Vote by choosing a number, and bonus if you explain why you think that is the right choice.
Serious write ins are seriously considered.
Since we can't roll on this board, I will either roll irl myself (just trust my integrity), or figure out a way to use my last number as a 50/50 dice.
Also, tried to find some moody, descriptive pictures, but most of them are shit, so bear with it and use your imagination.
>>677351675
Oh and I pretyped the first few bits, but after that I'm going to have to type, so be patient. Right, let's roll:
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You wake up with a blinding headache. Something isn't right here. Your perspective seems wrong, and your body is aching tremendously.
Why is the world shaking?
As you come more to your wits, you realize you're hanging upside down. At least your hands are free.
What happened, why are you here? Where are you, for that matter?
As you look around, you can see you seem to be in some sort of crude basement, hanging from a wooden beam.
There's a fair amount of blood on the dirt floor beneath you, and to your right you see what could be a workbench with tools on it.
To your left there's a staircase. A closet of sorts seems to be beneath, but the poor lighting and your incredible headache is making it hard to focus.
The basement is lit by a torch on the wall by the staircase, and two candles on the workbench.
1) Try and reach the workbench, there might be something you can use
2) Stay still and listen. Are you alone?
3) Check yourself. Is that your blood beneath you?
4) Write in
>>677351675
i used to quest with a girl i fucked.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677351868
As an honest rogue, let's go with Option 2
>>677351868
Forgot to mention, for the first bit, I will wait say 5 minutes, after that when we get more players, I will pick the option with most choices when I feel like it, and start writing.
God's speed you beautiful bastards
who are /b/'s strange attractions? There's something about Janis that really turns me on. It's odd because she's dead and if she was alive, she'd be old. Anyone else?
>>677352999
Witnessed
>>677352999
She wasn't a beautiful woman, and her voice wasn't that great. What she had was fucking heart, and she really poured it into her music. Maybe that's what you find attractive about her.
>>677353325
that's what's odd. I only know a few of her songs. All I'm going on is what I see and read. She's got this youthful happiness about her
My cousin.
first thing you notice?
Car seat belt as a normal belt?
That's a seat belt buckle.
>>677353287
ghost in the background
>>677353385
This
38 decides what pic will be on my new mousepad. Pick something good.
Snapchat whores thread. You give me nicknames, I send them dick picks, every response is published here. Go!
@trapvans
shaaniexo
>>677352475
"Purpleboat1". Get it while its hot boys.
cherlester
total slut
