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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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So who is going to be Adolf Hitler for Halloween?
>>707513457
Nobody in Germany
>>707513562
actually germany is currently full of people who would consider it. google PEGIDA and/or Alternative fuer Deutschland
>>707513457
I'm going as Rudolf Hess.
And I'm going to trick or treat at the British embassy. And then surrender.
>>707513726
Isn't is illegal to do that? I mean, dress or act like a Nazi?
I'm probably going to do it. It's the only day I can be me without judgement.
>>707514164
I agree lol
Do you know that Drumpf yet again lied about Hillary scamming Haiti. In reality, the Dominican Republic took almost all of the money from the Clinton Foundation to help Haiti from the earthquake in January 2010.
You're going to 404 soon.
>>707510427
Well shilled.
>>707510427
.05 shekels deposited
>>707510616
>>707510861
>>707510988
t. Drumpf poopyheads
>>707511558
Sure, kid.
Whats his name?
Mr. High Stroke Risk
>>707509634
Red Guy
the pink ghost of rob ford
isnt that the guy on youtube in the pink costume?
Hugh Mungus
Why are muricans so retarded?
Why don't you realise that your troops aren't fighting for muh democracy muh freeduum but solely for the monetary interest of fat old (((((kikes)))))
Your sons fly to a different continent to terrorise innocent people , killing civilians with drone strikes like the little cowards you are
Which leads to radicalisation of some guys whose whole family you bombed to dust
and then you still complain and see yourselfs as victims?
USA is the cancer of the world the biggest terror state that ever existed
Your involvement in
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i'm a vet, and I have a good life op
murrican here, dont really give a shit what the troops are doing, things are pretty chill for me
>>707506381
>that awkward moment when you realize every war ever has been fought over gold and other resources
>>707506381
Bait
>>707507063
Here's the fucking deal /b/
Post what you're currently listening too, or most recently listened to, and we judge each other
I'll go first
AJJ - When I'm A Dead Boy
Judge me
protip. you can't
self bump
bumping with nudes
you're a hipster faggot./10
Listening to Gorge Upon my Soul - Skeletonwitch
>>707509556
i've gotten that before.
you're a guy that likes angry music because he wants people to think he is a hard ass but really he's a scared pussy.
>>707509556
Interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFrHpEEmEME
Maybe you can help me /b/. I'm a marine and my girlfriend of two years wants to join too. I'm convinced that will end us. If it doesn't I will. I love her /b/ and don't want to break up with her. I need help.
>>707512478
Let her do what she wants. If she joins you already know its time to go.
Just make it clear to her that you do not want her to join. No need to tell her youll leave if she does. Just leave if she does lol
>>707512478
I think you should be honest and tell her you're gay.
Bump
>>707512478
Armyfag vet here. Look, brother. You know how it is with split-tails in ANY branch. I'msure you have feelings for her but you should seperate now. It'll hurt a lot less in the long run. Sorry.
>>707513544
This; nice dubs
Scariest thing that ever happened to you. General scary thread.
A girl stared at me in the eyes with insistence
>>707495311
Explain further?
My mom bought ham and cheese hot pockets instead of pepperoni and said she wasn't going back to the store to get the right ones
>>707495669
fucked up
>>707495450
Let's have a SOUNDCLOUD THREAD!
Post your track'(s) and at least I will give everyone some feedback, assuming that I am going to get feedback from you ! :)
My project;
https://soundcloud.com/p3nta/supern ova
>>707508645
I quit everyday
I start again everyday
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>707508881
What's ur "masterpiece"
up
https://soundcloud.com/waywardyay/prologue
>>707509278
>https://soundcloud.com/waywardyay/prologue
With decent vocals it could turn awesome beat. I think,- OP
What do you think about my track?
https://soundcloud.com/p3nta/supernova
Any Israeli fags here?
I am an American that wants to visit Israel but there is a twist.
I have an American passport but I am half Persian (Persian dad) so my last name looks Persian/Arab despite having a normal first name.
Would i have any troubles there due to my last name? Would the customs put any kind of shit on my name or put me on a list?
Also I am completely secular, not Muslim and never was, so I won't be causing any religion trouble
Terrorists win
Bump
Just went to israel and will be going back next month. Their security is ridiculously heavy and they ask a lot of questions. Just be your natural self and they will let you in no problem.
Fuck off kikes
>>707507219
/thread
Hacked girl's laptop. Name what you wanna see.
>>707505103
feets
>>707505103
facial cumshot
>>707505283
No feet
Twat
how did you hack her laptop?
Hey guys, I posted about this earlier so here's an update. This girl is a slut and she sent me nudes while dating another guy and now I'm blackmailing her anonymously for more and she is such a slut she doesn't have any idea to who I am. I have been getting more nudes from her and I'll post them and the conversation as well.
Well go ahead and post them faggot
initials ?
>>707508649
Ok post
Bump
Seriously, why do you think weed is illegal??
water is more lethal than weed, It takes about6 litersof water to kill a 165-pound person
Whereas nobody has ever died from weed.
Cigarettes and cigars that are proven to give you cancer, 100% Acceptable!
Alcohol and spirits that are addictive, kills millions around the world every year and liver damage, 100% Perfectly fine!
Who even gives a fuck what you put in your body?
Legalisation would generate BILLIONS in tax revenue and the Government could take it out of the hands of criminals, control and regulate the substance insuring you get the best premo shit.
I adore this thread. There's no reason for this medicine to be illegal. How can we go about legalizing it?
The only real danger in smoking weed is getting caught by the police. The only known danger is man-made.
Stigma
>>707501370
>Still arguing the weed issue on this pathetic level
It has nothing, NOTHING!, To do with anything you just wrote.
Weed is illegal because pharmaceutical companies cannot patent it. Simple as that. Big pharma lobbies against it all day long because the amount of medicine that marijuana applies to and would effect would be a massive loss for them.
>Hurr durr "weed is safer than alcohol"
Fuck that argument you goon....
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>>707501370
>why do you think weed is illegal??
>think
its basically known to everyone by now that there are powerful corporations (private prison, pharmaceutical, lumber, fiber off the top of my head) that would take a massive blow to their profits if it were legal. It became illegal for that reason, look up anslinger and the "cotton gin" for hemp.
Is there a thread about this yet?
Yes. See:
>>707503906
There is one here:
>>707503906
>>707503906
And its fake.
>>707503906
wtf is that OP?
Here's one:
>>707503906
What the fuck is this?
Tardigrade
Water bear
>>707499489
Tardigrade
>>707499489
Whatever it is you DEFINITELY dont wanting it slapping your gfs ass
The Thing That Cannot Die.
Seriously.
You can super-heat them, super-freeze them, put them in outer space, bombard them with radiation, etc.
They will not die.
Drawthread.
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Metagross
Faggotthread.
Quest anon here, reporting in, Quinn!
requestos
>>707512266
Bend over & pull down your panties. Show us your butt & pussy.
I know you're in here
>>707509526
vid
Shitty "llol which one of you guys did this" aside, here's the link to the re-uploaded version.
>>707509764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jdLZUARJqs
>>707509844
report the channel.
No more click baits you fucking faggots get a fucking life and a job.
>>707510087
Fuck you fgt
>>707509844
she's hot
i'd rape co-rape her
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>>>707497583
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still
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Post your favorite game tune to chill to
https://youtu.be/BoAkBar3DYk
Homura claimed
Goodnight guys!
Saber claim
>>707513429
>No heresy
Well there's foes 60% of /waifu
Late reply, I was on the phone
>>707510907
Good night
>>707511060
>Kitsune
Not in my game nigger
Dwarves are always the best, thats a given
Never played a game with a Gnoll or Gatling actually
>>707511129
Wowza
>>707511160
I was taught Pathfinder by my friends who already knew it and Pathfinder is actually just as popular as D&D tbh
What's so fitting about it?
I've...
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Can we get a feels Thread? My girlfriend left me and tried to kill herself the same night. She's still in the hospital and now she's dating my best friend.
>>707511134
Story?
>>707511259
I'm gonna green text it. Give me a second...
>>707511134
Dillon, you sonovva bitch
>>707511134
I guess she is confused OP and shes looking for a way out or something. She doesnt know what shes feeling or something or maybe she regrets of the time she spent with you. He is not your friend, a friend doesnt fuck your ex. Fuck him anon. Get ripped and get something better. When my ex left me she brole with me on facebook and I went to see her and gave her some roses, later that day a friend of her told me she trashed them, now im dating an amazing gurl who I have a lot more in common and Im really happy. Dont...
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dubs decides what i say
50/50 for relationship
>>707511754
I'd rather text this cute girl I know ;)
>>707511754
I'd rather jam my 7 inch hot rod into your tight asshole ;)
>>707511754
Can you send a selfie your face makes me happy and I'm sad rn
>>707512182
Roll
>>707512182
Rerolling for this
FB fap 6.0
