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Its ya boy royal commando dropping some more sik tunes stright outta NZ! my new tracks are blowing up after spending alot more time in the booth.
Alot of you have been asking for my new album so im doing a sik giveaway on my new single on my channel, just like and comment what new rap song you want next and ill get back to the booth!
https://www.youtube.com/user/RoyalC ommandoSS?feature=iv&src_vid=Smm8Z_ G3VvA&annotation_id=channel%3A263a7 8ee-1ebc-275a-9521-e0cd39fb0
couldnt hav done this without my fans
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Shrek was walking down the school hallway when Billy Mays appeared...
the end.
>>714281407
appears as a ghost with a bucket of chicken then.....
>>714281407
>lol xd so radnom omg mfw
Fuck off. This website isn't what ifunny told you it was.
Here I am, rewatching the entire series might as well end myself tonight
Shrek is love, Shrek....is life
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RIP anon
If we'd known you were serious we would have done anything to save you
You will be remembered.
Continue u fucking bitch?
wait whats the story
>>714281748
Did he do a flip?
>>714281870
anon died today. It was very sad
>>714281748
Obvious 9/11 pic is obvious
looking for pictures of sluts and whore bowing at mens feet.
You have to start posting OP or the thread will die. -_-
>>714284334
If I could find any I wouldn't need to ask.
>>714284559
Shit thread
>>714283747
You have to google and inoculate the thread
If you build it, they will come
>>714284559
What's up w/ her arms?
Am I the only one to notice that?
>>714281834
>>714281834
bitch's costume looks like a the cutscene from diablo expansion
She prob has EDS. Me and my sisters arms do that and we have eds.
>>714282408
pics of sister now!
>>714282336
I shall take your position into consideration
Where do dank memes originate?
>>714283496
In the room of some 12 yo stoner blaze it 24/7
>>714283585
honestly kys
>>714283585
haha
Good one friend
from the minds of people
>>714283496
My asshole
Rate these 18 year old titties
id play with em
suck 'em
>>714282826
>18
7/10 nice size and shape no nice looks
>>714282826
A solid 7/10 - Very nice. Would love to feel my cock between them.
it's my bday b
can i just have some fucked up porn webms?
sorry mate don't have any webms
>>714281649
here's a gif though
>>714281735
He said fucked up not hot as hell
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>>714281826
i'm sorry!
Anybody know where to get THC E-Juice in Ohio or Helsinki?
>there are people on this board who think Helsinki is in Japan
Dafuq? Why is it Ohio or Finland? What a weird fucking request. Are you torn about where to live and the final deciding factor is which place you can get Ganja Juice?
>>714283965
No, uh-uh, get the fuck back here OP and answer my question. I'm invested in this now, you need to tell me why it's Ohio or Finland.
>>714283691
OP we demand answers
>>714283771
>>714283965
>>714284325
>>714284397
I'm living in Ohio rn and moving to Finland in a month.
Got tinnitus
Like music and clear sounds too much.
Gonna kill myself, made plans for next week.
How are you guys doing?
Same here. Going insane.
lol wat. I have tinnitus but its not that big of a deal. Dont let some ear ringing fucking put a halt to your life.
>>714283755
come on man, thats the stupidest reason for suicide I've ever heard of before. If you actually an hero, im gonna be really pissed off at you.
>>714283952
It's extreme.
I was watching westworld yesterday with loud volume and I had to keep rewinding because it was just too distracting.
>>714283969
Music is the major reason why I still haven't offed myself, but now it's just bad unless it's extremely loud and blow tinnitus away, but then the quality suffers and hurts my ears, too.
New thread
>>714282112
Dat asssssss,,,,,
Mornin dubs
>>714282289
i gotchu, buddy
>>714282344
Checked.
>>714282289
d a b s
check
>behind every porn movie there is pain and a girl with broken dreams
How can you fap to porn when you're basically fapping to rape?
>>714283480
Rape is a fetish many women and men share.
>>714283480
More like this plz
>>fapping to rape
I have no problems with this
>>714283480
not amateurs tho
>>714283480
With my hand and penis, a belt, beats by dre headphones, and white knight tears.
Would you date a black girl?
>>714281528
Date one? I am one. A strong sexy black woman... and yes i would
>>714281528
That depends, is she a nigger?
>>714281786
Tits or gtfo nigger
>>714281836
Nnnnoooooooo
>>714281786
Are you a strong independent black woman who don't need no man? Right on sista
Do you have a your favourite porn? If yes, which is?
Midgets fucking horses is my fav.
>>714281909
Can't say. Illegal in most countries. Involves a lot of plastic.
Solo girls showing me their feet
>>714281909
Learn English
>>714281909
Pretty much illegal
hey /b/, I finally got a slut willing for sex, all my friends tell me to use condoms like excessively but I want to feel her insides, totally confused
what should I do?
Use a condom?
Is this even a real question?
>>714281995
Rubber is the smart way, so you don't get a std like herpes or a baby. That being said, rawdog the bitch if you don't mind drippy dick for potentially the rest of your life.
Condom = less fun, no stds, no pregnancy.
No condom = more fun, stds, pregnancy.
Or just put it in her ass.
>>714282076
yes, it's the first time for me
>>714281995
this>>714282215
pic related
Why wont i stop being sad?
also wallpaper thread so that im not wasting everyone's time
aSK A MAN WHO HASNT SLEEP IN 3 AY==S ANYTHING.
What's keeping you up
i bet its a guilty conscience
>typing like that because you're sleepy
Why are you such a pussy?
>>714282959
Do you like hurting people?
Shut up, George
Will I be rich before Christmas?
>>714281867
Will I pass away in my sleep tonight?
Will i get a gf soon?
>>714282143
asking again
Will I live for many more years
Will i date someone soon?
>write best essay in my life
> get a C
Better than a D.
>>714283368
Keep trying. You'll write a good essay eventually
>>714283431
>>714283598
I needed a B to pass the course, and now i'm gonna get kicked out of university.
>>714283368
I had a teacher in highschool who would draw a line on all my papers and give me zeros. When I asked what the line was, he said "that's where i stopped reading your bs". So I began to put allot of effort into my papers. I wrote some of my favorite and took me forever, and still a single line. I eventually began writing papers he finished, but id get horrible grades. It became a challenge for me. Luckily i found my mojo, i gave him nothing but A papers from then on.
>>714283690
If you needed to write an essay you university is bad anyway - or you are studying shit
