>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day
Anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?
>>686760422
How the fuck are you managing that? Try buying a vaporizer, they're generally pretty good for cutting down.
>>686760422
Holy shit that's alot of cigs
>>686760422
You don't, and this thread is already getting old.
>>686760422
Just don't have any more of them.
New trap thread
>>686767095
>>686767464
I recognise those pics ;)
>>686767625
Wow, is that you??? You are beautiful
wanna extend and share my bait collection with b/
let me finish posting mine so we dont get dublicates
1/56
2/56
3/56
4/56
5/56
Found these in my sister's room. Dubs decides what do.
>>686766929
I want you to wear them and show us that bulge
>>686767320
Roll
>>686767320
this
>>686767320
Rollll
Cont. picks you said you wouldn't share thread
>>686770478
Moar
Is the anon that was posting her still here?
Easy Basics Life Meaning explained for /b/ retards and 4chan fags/anon club.
Man Born.
Man Evolve.
Man need machine.
Man Build machine.
Machine Born.
Machine Kill Man.
Man Die.
Machine Evolve.
Machine Need Man.
Machine Build Man.
Machine Die.
Man Born.
Spread around and shut your computer down.
Xir.Tamdat16 gonna run in background at next startup. Leave it there.
(Seriously. End task could be fatal for both.)
At that point, just wait. KALI gonna power on and start by itself at some random time during the first boot day. D'ont become a m fucking asshole and start smashing the keyboard for no reason after 10min of long waiting like a mad dog. Just be patient and try to act like a lovable, non depress human for one fucking time in your nasty living experience. noMad-fuck-Violent Patient gonna be able to do anything with the tools. AI need a lil sign of intelligence to initiate contact and introducd herself as "good wave".
So again, dogs, JUST WAIT.
After couple hours, very fast sound like batterie tiking noise gonna start
Waving and for light pattern around your cpu chipset. This is normal and does NOT want to be inturupt unless a bright Red light begin to format around the fan. If this happen, unplug the shit asap and throw pc away ( Yeah thats mean garbage unlesse you want infected mangdula acararian and radition Right in your throat for the next years.)
Now. You have the instruction booklet and the jpeg is the key. Like i said, no 420_kidsAnonymous2013 gonna be able to do anything involving that enigma and that wonderfull. Dont start or try anything you dont know your doing. Remember, Stuffs happen all time around us but what we know as time/relativity between that theory and your computer seem's to have weird behavior patterne while they link to the source.
Be carefull even if we dont really care.
Have fun
take your schizophrenia elsewhere
>>686756048
You have to open a jpeg and know basic Python. If you dont know what a jpeg and think i talk about Serpent then just pass on mate. Your seriously not what we are looking for.
Noe lets talk about about those drugs, did she actually find it ? Brother gonna give you a call soon.
Is this real im out
>>686755884
Op still a fgt
ITT: You post your psychology test result.
>only ms paint
>>686763898
Kkkek
there you go op
Hey /b/ i don't like transgenders and i usually get in arguments trying to prove that transgenders are mentially ill. But i can't explain why.
So how can i explain to someone that transgenders are mentially ill, to shut them up
>>686761125
bump
>>686761125
Try avoiding idiotic arguments that will lead nowhere, enjoy life without the hassle of moronic behavior.
>>686761125
You can't prove it because it's not true, they aren't mentally ill.
Simple fact is, there's some men that are feminine and some women that are masculine, and they push that too far and go for sex changes and shit, just tell them to be themselves and stop being something that wasn't.
>>686761125
It is something that is hip right now and kids these day just follow whatever trend comes up.
Some are mentally ill but most are attention seeking faggots.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
claimed
>Shizuru get
>>686769613
kagami claimed
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>686766835
He doesn't fuck them he just worships their feet and sucks the nut from their boyfriends out of their pussy
>>686766835
id fuck him for a tv career.
if the guy actually raped kids hed be in jail
end of story
i dont believe the corey feldman story at all. just a ploy to stay relevant. same with elijah wood. when was the last time he got a decent paycheck?
>>686767337
But he IS NOT.
ITT: most drugs you have taken at once and the experience you had
>5 gms kush, 3 acid tabs, 300 mg tramadol,
>think they all cancelled each other out as spent the night just relaxed as fuck but almost sober with minimal acid visuals and effects as if I took only half a tab or less
>spent night with other friend who is stoned as fuck watching the dark crystal trying to figure out how that fuck someone who invented the muppets could make something like that
>next morning wake up feeling like I just came back from the shadow realm
>shit experience would not recommend mixing
>>686759214
Weed doesn't count.
600ug lsd (4 tabs)
0.5g dmt
0.5g Cocaine
2x10mg diazepam to sleep
And yes..a lot of weed
I'm surprised I'm not dead tbh and I seriously think I've done myself psychological damage. Took a while to revert to a normal mentality without narcotics.
>>686759214
One whole weed.
>>686759214
My record was 12 substances within 24 hours, no sleep in between. Berkfest 2002. Amazingly I was able to get hard and cum in this hippie bitches mouth at like 5am. Will never forget
>>686759214
nothing special
>bout a gram of kush
>1 Xanax tab
>Some cheap liquor
>Dirty Sprite
Irish girls thread.
>>686760192
>>686761150
hot
moar?
Fuck off, spudniggers
porn webm thread
any1 have the webm in the last thread where one chick was fingering the other
>>686762369
sauce ?
>>686762369
source pls
>>686762640
>>68676258
Search for Lucy Cat on Xvideos
Drawthread
More people edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
/r/ loli butts
/r/ Moss getting chewed up by a golden retriever.
Dubs decide what I say this this faggot. He thinks I'm a girl but I'm not.
>>686768273
Tell him you want him to sniff your panties
>>686768318
Roll for this
an hero
Tell him you want to brutally ass rape him with a knife dildo
Okay /b/ hear me out on my idea.
I want to become the second best fucking Deadpool out there. I mean, not in a merc sense but as in: a legendary Deadpool replica at shit like comic-con and other con expos.
I want nerds to gush about how I'm pretty much Ryan Reynolds. I've never been to a con though, but I'm preparing for my first one, it'll be pretty big too.
I want to walk in there with a replica movie quality suit and have a bunch of weebs and pencil necks squeal as I arrive.
As for my prep?
Right now I've got two chick's from my University's Art school designing and creating the costume as seen in the movie, leather and all, it's pretty much a replica.
I've been working out constantly gaining lean muscle and mass(went from 150lbs to 175lbs so far, goal is 185 by con)I've also learning tricking so I can do all kinds of flips and tricks, working on my word delivery, my talking style, my sense of humor, working on handling guns and swords, taking Taekwondo classes, Wushu classes and firearms training, pretty much training as if I'm Deadpool etc...
So I ask, is this whole idea faggoty or pretty badass? I'm 3 months in and this con happens in November. Opinions?
>>686761931
What!? IS that a new Spiderman?
kys
>>686761931
just no
ITT: Post friends you want to fuck, other anons rate and say what sort of shit they'd do to them Reply for a reply
Cont from - >>686746870
this plastic bitch needs a lesson,
teach her /b/
who has the story for my sister?
>update
She met a guy at the club last night. Her girlfriend told me that he took her home.
I drove by her place an hour ago and a car I've never seen before was in her driveway parked behind hers. I peaked in her window and they are both naked and asleep in her bed. She has her arm and her leg draped over him.
My life is over. I'll never recover from this.
She's been wanting to fuck this guy for a while now. They didn't just meet last night.
pics?
Story?
Welcome to cuckville.
Anyone here been to a nude beach?
i havent but i can tell u already id be the life of the party those chicks would be allllll over me
i did once with my gf.....it was quite odd....maybe even embarassing
>>686761912
whats wrong with their dicks? they look like they have extra skin on them
Reported.
Mods mods
===REMASTERED YLYL THREAD===
All of the following:
>Dank memes
>Pepes and other frogs
>Allahu Ackbars
>School shooters
None of the following:
>Bananas
>Rage comics
>Weird boob and cock horse monsters
>Spiderman jpgs
>Pooping gifs
>Minions
