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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Roll again faggots
rolling
rr
>>703591907
Roll
Let's play a game, /b/.
Name something to do with bdsm, and I'll try find you a webm of it.
>Only legal. Only girls. Sauce is in the file name.
No requests?
>>703592386
Orgasm denial?
>>703592784
More
>>703593085
It's hard to convey that without sound.
Pokebox thread? Pokebox thread!
Any anons ever fucked a celebrity?
Share your stories here.
Guy I was in jail with said his brother fucked Megan Fox.
Nobody on here ever fucked a celebrity, you fat faggot
I thought I fucked Courtney Hole one time, but it was a pike of rags and medical waste that had been soaking in dumpster juice in the hot sun I instead. Doesn't matter. Still had sex.
>>703600387
good story lol
we are all fags here you dense nigger
YLYL
>>703603762
This is not that big a deal...I wouldn't say it's done in a deliberate sense, but it's not something you jump about looking for in Engineering/Fabrication shop!
Just talking from 30 years experience.
>>703603762
Oxygen tanks are engineered to withstand far worse things than a few sparkles.
>>703604828
Agreed...
I'm sure you would agree, if this shit is gonna blow up over a few sparks...YOU wouldn't go in there in the first friggin place!
>4 ml inch thick.
Asian amateur thread
>>703595911
more!
Asians make the ultimate cock puppets.
FB Fap
Left or right?
Which one and why?
Waifu thread
Previous: >>703589755
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go to sleep!
Miho claimed
Kool aid man claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmTkfg5XU
Saber claim
Time for sleep
>What age you lost your virginity
>The situation at the time
>if you've not lost it post your age and reason why
>16
>on my girlfriend at the times floor listening to sonic youth's cover of superstar
It was pretty good but foreskin was too tight so hurt a bit ended up just getting circumcised
>parents both arrested for growing marijuana
>im sent to foster care at age 7
>adopted at age 8 by a pedophile man and his wife
>they make porn videos with me and let their friends have sex w/ me
>run away at age 13
>move in with 50 year old guy who is nice to me, but still fucks me
>eventually go to state college and get a degree in math
>now...
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>>703608843
if this is real that's fucking horrible, how did you find someone to move in with so quickly? guessing it was because you're female.
>>703608920
yeah, as a female you can pretty much get anything you want from guys until you hit age 30 or so.
15
Too gay, terrible social skills and lacking in appearance.
>My house is worth ~$60,000
>My car is worth ~$4,000
>My other possessions are worth ~$10,000
>I go to work every day and put just as much effort in my job as you do.
>$74,000 vs $680,000
>I think I'll take communism please.
How about you, /b/?
Is communism an upgrade for your household?
>>703601387
My shit-show is worth about 55 grand all together
I'd be willing to try communism
>>703601387
fuck you commie
>>703601387
Just your average citizen here, living it up in my totally average 500k house, with my totally average porche, and my totally average everything else. I mean everyone has this stuff, right? at least your average person?
Academic Marxist here.
Communism is:
MONEYLESS
STATELESS
CLASSLESS
If there's money involved, it's not Communism. Just to inform people who are led astray by the OP's picture.
Op is stupid, a troll, or a stupid troll.
>>703602914
Listen to this man.
You really think they're just going to round up all the wealth in America and redistribute it all nice and evenly? Just like they did all of the communist states that existed before? Don't you think its funny how they all turn out the same way?
If you've ever been to the DMV you may have some idea of the competency of government programs
I mad
How old are you?
What is your job?
How much money do you make?
I'm 26, video editor, $100,000 salary
>20
>Welder/ fabricator
>$30,000/yr
24
aircraft mechanic
28/hr
>>703604564
37
Abrams Tank Commander, US Army (SSG/E6)
look up the base pay for a 15 year SSG. I wont do your research for you!
BTW, that's the trashiest thing I have seen in months!
32
Consult (M&A)
~$1m per year
>>703605179
Will you order me a pizza please?
Virgins, what are you most eager to feel/taste about a woman?
>>703593420
i want to feel tits. they look so soft and jiggly
>>703593989
This
>>703593989
Am Virgin and felt tips and pushy. Left to college before I could lose my card with gf. Feels so fucking perfect. Best thing ever besides oral hands down.
I'm not a virgin.
I have a girlfriend.
Will dump nudes if trips
Post them anyway.
Stop being a faggot. Drop em or fuck off.
>>703604563
>trips
This girl hardly seems worth trips. Nice try, OP.
>>703604563
hardly worth
roll
sup faggots?lola is taking requests
>yes its gay
>>703605386
Ruim je kamer op
that guy has a dick
spread it and show your buthole
Mouth open, tongue out
>>703605386
Hi sexy
s/fur watersports thread?
>>703604557
My appeal to Asian girls is the emotional effect.
100% of girls I've had feelings for have been Asian.
Coincidentally I've never had an Asian girlfriend tho.
Can we get a YLYL/YCLY thread going?
>>703605409
I'm gunna say no.
onemillionlols.com/
>>703605409
I'll keep dumping then...
ITT: We're nice to each other until trips.
Just a reminder guys and girls, that today is a day to celebrate the lives of those lost in a tragic attack on american soil. So no memes of 9/11? Please and thank you!
Irregardless, how was your day? :)
I had a wonderful day anon! Thank you for asking!
Those singles look great by the way :D
>>703605841
I'm new to this chatroom, can someone explain trips to me?
I usually browse reddit, but I thought I'd give this 4chan thingy a try!
>>703606097
It's when the last 3 numbers of your post number are the same repeating digits.
Alot of the nice people on here make silly games out of getting these minor achievements.
OP seems like a pretty cool guy today.
>>703606356
I know right? I bet he's a very social guy/girl with a lot of friends and no moral corruption whatsoever
So /b/ I had to go out for a few hours. What happened to these girls and the restaurant?
Bump
>>703592814
i saw this earlier but didnt think anything of it, whats the latest and greatest
they al ldied RIP in peace
>>703593003
Last I checked they were posting the videos to the Facebook profiles of the girls and the restaurant, and people were calling the restaurant. The employee who posted the videos is presumably still unknown.
>>703593344
guess ill read up on it tomorrow then, im sure it will have blossomed as things tend to.
I need some disgusting pictures, as this is all I have right now.
I mean post what you got, but moderately shocking is best.
Bum for interest
>>703602784
bump
>>703603161
Found the only thing worse than a dick getting cut off, congratulations. You now own the internet.
>>703603319
/thread
>>703603161
I actually got nauseous from this. Fuck.
After a bit of an accidental post on /k/ I bring you Fucking Possible, published by Jabcomix.
Also general rule34 thread. Lets keep it western.
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