post your desktop wallpaper ITT
real men tile their wallpapers
>>678499178
cant wait
Post the 13th picture in your 4chan folder.
>>678495012
Dat smug smile because you know you didn't fall for the trap of a wife and children.
Nobody to nag you and nobody you're obligated to but your own self.
Don't even have to worry about dinner cuz you ate out like a champ on your way home like always.
Then washed it down with a $5 coffee.
Because you have so much disposable income as a single guy.
Unlike married people who make a big deal out of eating out or getting anything but poverty coffee.
Put dat phone on silent so you're not bothered.
Wanna take a 2 hour nap on the couch followed by 10 hours of sleep in your bed?
Go ahead, nobody's gonna make you feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
Wanna go out at 3 am for some fast food?
No problem, no wife to explain it to.
Welcome to your castle. YOUR castle. Not hers. Not anybody else's.
You're the king here, not a "provider" for her.
>pic related, ex who i kicked out my property 6 months ago, fuck bedframes
>nice castle
Enjoy sleeping on the floor pleb
>>678485210
>trap of a wife and children
>no family of your own
beta
>>678485210
Agreed. marriage is for fags, I'm in my early 30's and I laugh at how tired my friends with kids are all the time. From the frosty way they talk to their wives you know they ain't getting any action either.
>>678485471
beta
Lets see some more traps on /b/
Waifu claiming thread - Only Chara makes the threads for now edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
>>678500214
Chara, if you want i can make one
he is not going away
Pics u shouldn't share thread
Watch this
ITT: We post the slang words used where you live for pussy.
gash
quim
poontang
Beef curtain
s/fur
>>678497183
What did I miss, what was happening in the last thread? Argument?
>>678497183
Won't be posting much, just here to watch the thread go to shit.
God Tier ass in yoga pants thread.
Bomp
Neuer Deutschlandfaden!
>>678493812
Und los.
boah ey
wie scheisse ist op?
wie dick ist deine mutter?
kacknazi oder intellektueller (sp?)?
wie gut riechen deine fürze?
ps: heldiere bitte bald!
Ok Leute, habs geschafft!
Muss mich heute doch nicht mit meinen Freunden treffen, weil - wie sollte es auch anders sein- die Freundin von meinem Kumpel doch keine Zeit hat. Und was macht er? Macht lieber was mit ihr...
Also, zum einen bin ich glücklich, dass ich mich nicht mit ihr treffen muss. Zum anderen zeigt es mir, wie viel Wert so eine langjährige Freundschaft hat, sobald einer eine Freundin hat.
Naja egal, jetzt erstmal aufs Sofa und entspannen.
Wer rettet die Republik vor den AfD-Schmuddelkindern? Die Sorge treibt mich gerade sehr um
TRUMP GENERAL: /b/ EDITION THREAD #389242
>MISSOURI CAUCUS IS TODAY
https://www.missouri.gop/election-2016/
>VOLUNTEER FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
>For the PA Trumpers - STAY INFORMED
>You will be voting for a DELEGATE on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>Check Thread on /pol/ for link to the list
http://trumpgeneral.com
>DELEGATES Big Teflon' Don: 759/Ratface: 517/literal who: 173
>Latest Banter:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
>CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Bethpage, NY 4/6/16
https://youtu.be/PCarMsa1Dxw
>Rally Superior, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtD61slcZck
>Rally La Crosse, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63d7NRx9Mk
INTERVIEWS
>Scott Brown interviews Donald Trump 4/8/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amh5X_QVJ5E
>Trump takes questions outside of Wisconsin polling place 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSejIoO6vU
>Trump on Hannity 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7dku4DmUY
>Trump on Fox and Friends Wisconsin primary/ diner interview 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlWyPMXNYVo
ENTERTAINMENT
>Ignorant protesters BTFO (Updated every rally)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8WSMufO5WwblayeHk2Gm1gA1y4kaKcdu
>Donald Trump - The Real Hero
https://vimeo.com/161895661
>Donald Trump - The Real Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zafmqQ3G0I
>CNN Host SHUTS IT DOWN as Trump Supporter Links Hillary Clinton to Pedophile 4-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qtgvaszf9s
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
get the fuck out /pol/ we'll discuss politics when we feel like it you faggots
>Who loves you, and who do you love?
Since old thread died, here is why trans and gay people are a part of standard nature.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/12/the-astonishing-village-where-little-girls-turn-into-boys-aged-1/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/22/the-mysterious-village-where-girls-turn-into-boys/
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34290981
Three separate articles from reputable sources. discussing a population with a rare gene that makes it so that a portion of their population is born looking in every way like a girl, then growing penises around puberty.
These are people born appearing female in every conceivable way from birth. Midwives universally declare them to be female. Then they grow a penis.
And no, not just an enlarged clit. A fully functioning, able-to-impregnate-a-woman penis.
All people with penises grow them fromn what would be a vagina. These kids just do it at puberty instead of en utero.
No, this one case does not in of itself, but there are plenty others too. This is a strong case to start from.
So let's hear it, you homophobic and transphobic losers. Let's see just how autistic you'll get, twisting and bending your arguments to defend your precious little biases in the face of empirical science.
>>678486469
Tumbler is this way >>
Or you should just kill yourself
>>678486806
A brilliant defense! Have you considered law school?
>>678486469
>telegraph
>washingtonpost
>bbc
exactly
>>678486469
Nature fallacy. Neat.
qwertyflirty
Very flirty
What happened to the diaper threads?
Post em
>>678483284
I love you
666 gets nudes of her
nm
got a pic of just the snail?
Bitch please..
I'd love to see more but no way OP smashed that
YLYL BREAD
>>678480552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i_G97LrUeY
Any non-straight sexual behaviour is a mental illness
>fags, gender-confused, andro, etc..
prove it with science faggot.
You can't just make claims like this.
I need hard science you jew fuck.
>>678485144
Although I agree with you with transexuality, gays and bisexuals are just into the other sex / both sexes.
I dunno. I'm just another idiot on the internet
>>678485144
Straight, gay and bay are ok but all of that other shit is mental illness
>>678485144
Yep. Don't have the instinctive need to propagate your genetics naturally? Then you are not normal.
Waifu claiming thread - More threads edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Welcome to hell
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
![[ADZ] Etotama - 1 [BD 720p AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.17_[2016.03.03_17.43.45].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/223/1460223521104.jpg "[ADZ] Etotama - 1 [BD 720p AAC].mkv snapshot 05.17 [2016.03.03 17.43.45]")
>>678494449
This is now an animu screenshot thread
![[ADZ] Etotama - 3 [BD 720p AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.55_[2016.03.04_05.12.50].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/223/1460223536638.jpg "[ADZ] Etotama - 3 [BD 720p AAC].mkv snapshot 05.55 [2016.03.04 05.12.50]")
>>678495079
>>678495109
