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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
anyone have any loli gifs/vids
Short haired girls thread possibly?
OC dump?
>>676081291
yes
>>676080706
bump
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 12 year old babe
Enjoy you granny you fucking pedo
>>676088478
lol 78
rollin for 11 - 16
/roll
Girls you've seen posted and want more of
Bumpin
>>676080148
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>>676080395
Well who do you wanna see more of?
Her?
Help recent thread posted her
We all die.
Last 2 digits reveal how much years before you die.
ROLL
>>676084708
kek xD
Pls be good
death roll
>>676085209
Not short enough
HAHA I AM IMMORTAL
Describe your life in one pic.
That!!!
>>676082559
I wonder how painless that method of suicide is...
cheeting
>>676082702
very painful if you miss
s/fur because that's how it goes
>>676082643
anyway
>>676082767
>>676082569
aw yiss, motherfuckin lizard
Hello! I'm an indie game producer in need of an artist to work on a furry Visual Novel about travels in Europe, some deep questions and possibility of sexing many characters.
I want to know if you know an artist who would collaborate for part of the profits, as this is a joint project with zero budget, or someone who would do a pack of character sprites for a bulk price. Anything helps.
The project will play and feel pretty much like Morenatsu :3 except you won't have to deal with lazy, project-cancelling developers.
real fluffy abuse thread
>when we should start it?
just go sit on a cactus already edgelord.
>>676077127
*hewo nice musth!* *pwease, be nyu daddeh?* *am nu poopsie babbeh* *am da beste dancie babbeh evah!*
>>676077328
*nuuu, munsta!* *nu huwt babbeh!* *tay ways fwom babbeh ow mummah gib biggest ouchies evah*
>feral "mummah" appears suddenly
>>676077331
>>676077127
Shit. I just can't believe it.
i would kind of like to punch that horse
>be me
>have gf
>cool girl I really love her, wanna marry her
>she's friends with this dude, they've been friends since like the 2nd grade
>I have no issues with not having faith in her
>but
>He's had a crush on her in the past
>He's asked her out before
>He still has feelings
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Op here, I'll post the few feels pics I have
Dump her its going to end sooner or later
>>676080988
check'd but not considered
I asked if I should propose or not, she said she'd say yes if I did it
Your last 2 digits are your chance % to get a GF in 2016
roll 99 get
might as well. I'm lonely
no chance confirmed
roll
Make me depressed fam
>>676086082
roll
there is no hope anyways
10/10 Thread
>>676079361
why she so mad op?
>>676080066
She doesn't look mad to me.
>>676080066
Maybe its a resting bitch face
>>676080829
I don't see her that way.
Without spewing the hate and anti-religious atheistic bullshit, what do you really think about Jesus Christ?
If what they say is true, he's a pretty nice guy
was kind of a tool though, just lettin niggas fuck his shit up, i mean really, i wouldnt carry that fuckin cross, fuck that noise, they wanna nail me to it? they can carry it their fuckin self
>>676078595
He was the original suicide by cop
Pretty chill guy, a lot better than much of the religious zealotry of the time.
>>676078595
If I were to choose a religion, it would probably be one who believes in Jesus. At least Jesus never raped a nine year old any way.
lets see /b/'s best reaction pics
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>>676084469
Why have you not voted for the best candidate in the race? Do you really want a racist to win?
#FeelTheBern
>>676081615
Bernie has already explained that the top 1% will be taxed more to pay for it
why would I want a cuck over a racist?
>>676081234
you're a fucking retard
>>676081784
the top one percent could pay for everyones free college for about half a year, then what?
hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
>>676080062
Those hairy arms will never satisfy me.
>>676080062
female opinions dont matter go sit down
>>676080323
she can tickle your dick with her monkey fur
>>676080062
What about big dick up your butthole?
What do you prefer?
Also spread butthole, I want to see buttpink.
>>676080062
I've seen this before. Lame pasta.
Japanese thread?
>>676079432
yes please
booting
Just wondering- how many of you will eat ham tomorrow with your family?
We took a poll. Turned out ham was boring. Tomorrow we eat STEAK! That has been our family tradition for nearly a decade now.
>>676071513
we ate ham today. Fuck easter, it's not a real holiday in my household. But we do celebrate the coming of spring and the dates happen to overlap.
>>676071513
aw fuck you reminded me I have to.
>>676071513
No family meal tomorrow, ham or otherwise.
I am. My family isn't too openly religious, but we do like celebrating easter together.
So Pokebox?
>>676081643
Gott do more
So uh what was up with this press conference?
I'm pretty sure this guy had 5 mistresses, I don't think the National Enquirer would open itself up to a multi-million dollar law suit if it wasn't true. Fuck a rat? Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bue Bh90vME0
>>676077004
the National Enquirer is always full of shit,however, it won't shock me if this was true, those conservative christian types always have something to hide.
>>676077627
go look at all the affairs they broke, there is like a dozen of them, and they all turned out to be true
>>676077004
The Enquirer has a history of doing just this stuff recently
lidblog dot com slash how-i-know-the-national-enquirer-cruz-affair-story-is-bull-sht
Not a bad breakdown
>>676077807
'all'
idiot. Outside of Edwards and some Hollywood crap that isn't the case. They've accused Obama of multiple affairs. Is that one backed up?
is having five mistresses worse than marrying.. and then divorcing.. however many women Drumph has?
can't blame them. they were probably all "the money will be worth it", and then six months later "no amount of money is worth this."
hi /b/
>>676079541
Hi granma
:)
Hey lady
>>676079853
xo
nice body
