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Ladies:
My female roommate (I am male) of almost four years has begun wearing pajamas and other things around the house that are see-through kind of and always has stripy panties on underneath and bends over in front of me constantly. I had told her once watching Chuck and Larry together that a girl's butt in stripy panties is cute, and after that she's always bending over in front of me like that picture (that is her and it's a mild example) Is she coming on to me? I don't want to wreck our friendship but also I'm open to possibly more?
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>>676090834
you can always ask her
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Get drunk with her and try something bold. If she wants the D, its in the bag. If not, you can blame alcohol for your brash behaviour.
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>>676090834
girls always know when they are being provactive
unless she's a tard
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>>676090834
>Ladies
lewl

Trips decides how I kill my neighbors children
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>>676092814
choke them out while you're ass fucking them
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kill them with love
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with kindness
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>>676092814
Drown them in semen

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Alright /b/, I'm in a pickle again. I just got these series of texts from a gay man. Apparently he thinks I'm gay and I don't know what to do so I'll decide it the old-fashioned way: dubs decides. (I blurred out the names the last text is him just saying my name).
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Fuck me hard
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Can you call me daddy as I fuck you?
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>>676093307
roll
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You are lower than low sub-human scum, and I wish Hitler was around to burn you like the shit you are you faggot cock sucker. I hope you get raped by a pack of dindus and get aids, the bad kind

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I need to talk about this movie, this was pretty fucking bad.

Spoiler talk
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Nobody cares about this you nerd fag
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"YOUR mother's name was Martha? MY mother's name was Martha! What an incredible coincidence! I've had you pegged all wrong, we should be best friends."
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>>676090294
man that sucks
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>>676090858
Not only that, but the way they pushed the name of Martha Wayne, seriously, we never actually see Thomas Wayne's tombstone

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Dont go surfing, you'l get raped by sharks.
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Raped then eaten.
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that's a good reason to go surfing
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I'm gonna go surfing then.
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>>676093573
Eh, not really into gaming on-the-go, so I'll live

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>>676091529
Well at least the whale is in the aquarium where it belongs.
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>>676091753
/thread
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>>676091529


Hell Yea! I'd tie her down to a board and punching her in the face till she blacks out, then after she wakes up I want to shit on her face and shove it down her throat. I want to fist her pussy as she gags on my shit till she passes out again. I would wash her up and turn her over and tie her hands to her knee's so she's stuck in a bent over position. I'd lube my hand up and slowly work my fingers in her asshole. I'd make her cry out as I jammed more fingers in deeper and harder, till my whole fist was buried deep inside her ass. I'd punch fuck her asshole till her inside started falling out through her gaping bloody ass. I'd jam my whole hand in her, grab her intestines and slowly pull everything I could out of her. Then I'd slowly jack off and cum in her face as she struggled for her last breath.
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I thought seaworld said they were getting rid of the whales?
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>>676091981
Wow, she almost looks not repulsive in this pic.

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How often do you masturbate, /b/?
> Once a week master race reporting
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twice a day.
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>>676088093
once a day but im a wizard now so im a lot lazier
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>>676088093
whos she?
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Sometimes ill go 2-3 days but then there's times when i do it 1-3 times a day a few days straight then i skip one or two.

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Celeb bread
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CEREB BREAD?!?!
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>>676088640

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last thread hit image cap. FB friends you wana fuck part 2. Part 1 is here >>676078522
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like her anons?
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What should I do with this?
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>>676088788
probably timestamp it faggot
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>>676088788
what is it?
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Either pop it or stab a point of a knife in it. Please deliver results.
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>>676088922
if it is real, you should poke it with a hot pin, pussy

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Panties Thread lets go boys
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Your last 2 digits is your % of personnal cringe level

>tfw 00 alpha perfect male reporting
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i have cancer
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00 easy
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realw
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beta cuck reporting in

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Hey /b/ I'm bored. Trips decides what I do
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Self bumping
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>>676090505
kys
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are you a grill? If so tits w/timestamp
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cut off your big right toe

HG Thread
next 33 entrys because i added the Thompson Twins

Tom Bailey Needs a Doctor Edition
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Power Peasant
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Hitler
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PINHEAD LARRY
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KKK

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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:

http://6i9.no/wincest

pic related
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>>676091823
Oh man this is brutal (although strangely arousing).
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>>676091823
i thought i would die a virgin but this video inspired me to rape an entire kindergarten
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>>676091823
I dont like when a girl is super hairy but for some reason I find it hot when they have a happy trail... MOAR
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>>676091823
>inb4 newfags

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fap roulette time /b/ros
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333
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Pls to trannies
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Rawl
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>>676082300
rollin'

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no one cares about the truth anymore. i mean absolute truth or higher knowledge.

>inb4 hippie fgt

science can't tell us everything it can tell us a lot but it cant give us the answers we really crave and it would be ignorance to say "well if science cant tell us nothing can!" (im not a religious fag tho).

so this is why im on /b/ sat. night and other nights as well. i WISH i could be a normie going out and havin fun with other normies but I cant relate or have conversations with people when they dont even care about the truth its just too fake and its too much effort for no reward. i want to find truth so badly that its hard to socialize w/ ppl who dont have the same goal, autismo right?


so why are you here on sat. night /b/ros?
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I'm here to rub my scrotum
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>>676082255
I suspect that you are the problem, not other people.

Anyway, i'm here tonight because I don't feel particularly good. And i'm trying to save money.
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>>676082493
what happened to your dong? or can you reach climax from just the scroat
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>>676082642
well ya i am the problem because id be the minority not the majority. congrats you used your brain.

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roll dubs for any info i can provide;
trips and i dump all pics/webms
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Rollerino
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>>676088570
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Roolernzz
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Rollll

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rekt
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>>676086927
sauce
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>>676086927
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>676087502
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>>676087502
Welcome to 4chan

Hey /b/ I'm gonna let a roll decide the fate of my marriage. Trips or highest dubs decide marriage or divorce. Bitch never wants to have sex, but we're closing on a house so I'll lose around $5k. Fate is with you /b/ please get me divorced.
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divorce
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>>676087509
Stay together forever
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Never divorce, remain faithful

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