April Fool's Day joke ideas?
>>676964764
Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steel Beams
>>676964764
Take a cow upstairs of the school building.
Takes a crane to get it out.
spread a rumor that jesus returned
>>676965120
Classic
Put a mattress in the school pool.
Takes a crane to get it out.
Tell me your darkest secret /b/
Here's mine.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits were entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
that is the edgiest lie i've heard all day, OP, congratz
>>676946176
old copy-pasta.
besides, daddy would have ended you.. and we wouldn't have to deal with your idiot faggotry.
>>676946176
my darkest secret is that i never killed myself
>>676946176
well if not b8 i must ask, what did go so badly wrong in your childhood since you had to let it out on this 12yo girl?
Sears Asset Protection conference call
(866)6212140
Password is
6712140its really boring in here. Please help
Bumpy bump
So how about that republican race guys. It's really something
>>676965787
You lied to me
Penis
the access code isnt working. help!!
/b i need your help, this girl went to my old school and shes a tumblr slut. she posted hundreds of nudes and when people found the account she deleted it. Anybody at all going to help me out and gimme her nudes?
>>676966382
Stay the fuck away from hollie!
she made mistakes and dont need you dragging them up
yeah, be nice, no one wants to see her with a sharpie in the pooper!
come on guys help a nigga out>>676966599
>>676966829
Hollie made her bed, now make her lie in it! Come /b/rothers, help this poor OP faggot out!
so you heard about this place from knowyourmeme too?
U all suck
Wat is dis? Am colourblind
Idk what that says
holy shit im actually colour blind
Says nothing.
>>676963629
>>676963711
>>676963809
>>676964072
You can't see the big green 5?
sup 4chan! ^_^
What is wrong with your nose?
fuck you.
why do you look so happy?
bump for great justice
No chubby thread?
YEAH
>>676957277
Hot damn. More please
>>676957277
fuck you tumblr. no one is going to believe that people are actually attracted to these things.
So /b/ros I have to take a class where we get to choose our preferred pronouns, trips decides my pronoun for the quarter.
Nig, nigs, nigself
Your pronouns should be Nightman and Dayman.
he,she,me, wumbo
>>676964708
Choose the pronouns: Pronoun, Pronouns, Proself
>>676964708
"Jew, jews, jewself"
roll for a gud fap
>>676961523
Roll thread = permaban GET OUT
>>676961523
roll
Rollerino
fuck my life
gud fap get
What the fuck is up with this rabbit. I know it's from Zootopia but why do I keep finding threads about this shit. I get banned for a couple months and leave 4chan and come back to this shit?
>>676962764
lets just say that the whole internet wants to fuck it. i know, it's weird
>>676962764
>>676962764
because she is cute and has everything we want in a girl.
anon explained it really well
>>676962764
Dude /b/ is forever fucked
Lets keep the porn to a minimum and actually post some good funny content
so you gonna post some or what
>>676964299
Why did i laugh
>>676965309
>no porn
You realize it's all going to be porn now
Hey /b/
I've run out of movies to watch.
Please post one of your favorite movies, or one that you think many people might not have seen.
Big Budget/ Independent are both welcome.
Also, general movie bread.
boomp
Huge love it or hate it movie. I mainly like it because of Mr Oizo.
Zulu
>>676964771
>>676964771
My top 3 directors:
Paul Thomas Anderson
Wong-kar wai
Scorsese
Reaction thread
>Anal.png
>>676966203
>>676966627
kek'd
>Mfw ops one request was for brown lolis and nobody delivered
>>676966627
kek
I need reactions please help
how about some spiderman ?
>>676958026
Photos you posted before cont.
Saved for fapped?
>>676964984
moar???
>>676965598
nice smile + body.. in luv
her?
>>676966014
Traps = #1
I could do this all day
3RFC thread?
https://3rfc.com/create_private_pos t
Above link to make your post and then paste post link here
I'll start
http://3rfc.com/17326
Pic related
http://3rfc.com/17325
>>676965239
What image host do you use?
>>676965761
Imgur
http://3rfc.com/17333
http://3rfc.com/16903
FEEL THE BERN, 4CHAN LOSERS
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, 4CHAN LOSERS
>>676957461
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>676957582
I saw cracked.com compare him to Berlusconi.
That was a ridiculously good comparison. Except even Berlusconi would think Trump is kind of a racist.
>>676957461
Thanks chan outreach program. Here take my 20 cuck ed points
Am I still running?
Milf thread