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>>674311176
FIRST
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
My asshole godfish clipped one of my snails antenna again.
So /b/, are any of you programmers?
If so, which language is your primary and why?
Python, because its an easy language to pick up on and remember.
das ist derogative and ill posed, it is called software engineering and it is language agnostic, unless you mean brogrammers, then it is JS
PHP, and it pays my bills and is a fucking awesome job.
>>674310168
C++ bro detected
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
nice dubs
What are you /b/?
>>674309122
Fuck your ironic shitposting
>>674309122
nice try, kid.
>>674309122
Just a simple old fag
Came here after a good friend told me about it in early 2013
>>674309122
Are we seriously to the point where 2013 is oldfag? Goddamn man, im ancient
Can't stop me faggots.
Skipping ahead a little, a few minor incidents happened between parts 7 and 8 but I want to get the basic story out there for all anons to see.
Part 8: Battle of the Band(s)
>historically, we’re the only ones who really enter
>its basically just another concert for us
>but Chuck the cuck (thanks anon for that) and the Cheese signed up
>only us two…
>fuck it, organizers say they’ll go first, we got second
>we rehearse our set to the limit just in case, can’t be embarrassed by emo fags
>when I realized it wasn’t worth it…
>anyways, we get there and start this fucking ordeal
>Chuck and the Cheese is up first
>my ears are bleeding
>has /b/ ever put a cat in a blender?
catinblendersounds.mp3
>god it was torture…
>get to end of set, we thank the gods for sparing us from this half hour
>sparse claps here and there, only one song left
>lead singer “Hey we got one more! Here’s misery business by Paramore!”
>fuck this again?!
>the worst rendition of that song I’ve ever heard plays out before my eyes
>they finally end and they get off stage
>Chuck tries to shoulder bump be but ends up hurting himself…
>”good luck, try not to mess up anon…”
>you’re goddamn right I’ll try faggot
>get out there
>roaring applause just cause its not the emo niggers
>demolish our set
>top 10 times we’ve ever played
>crowd shouts encore when we go back stage
fuck you I have a bit of an ego /b/ get over it
>look at band, we all know whats up
>back on stage, Hayley shouts “GET UP WE’RE DOING MISERY BUSINESS!”
>didn’t even practice it and kill it
>auditorium erupts, we’re heroes
>go back stage
>mfw Chuck and the Cheese run crying to the bathroom
Soon my patient /b/ros... soon it will all be over
Thx OP
Op isn't a faggot for once
Yay
Thanks OP, don't be a nigger
All I ever wanted was seks, and love
The Supreme Gentleman
>>674306587
How could these blonde spoiled sluts give their affection to those obnoxious brutes instead of me?
Can't dodge the Rodge
>>674307622
10/10
I go to college but don't really know anyone there. So I have a shitload of free time in which I read, listen to music, or watch old Simpsons episodes but I still feel depressed. I'd love to meet people, maybe get a girlfriend, but I don't enjoy going out to party and such that much ...
>>674304448
CLUBS DUDE CLUBS, THE COLLEGE KIND OF CLUBS JOIN SOME
>>674305352
you mean like a debate club? stuff like that?
>>674305503
Way to think of the most boring example. There are clubs for anything.
>>674304448
I would be in the exact same situation as you if it weren't for the fact that many of my high school pals went to the same college as me. I don't do parties. But I did make some friends through study groups.
/b/ Cringe thread https://youtu.be/CnOJgDW0gPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2S9_NY_lM
found this guy one day. can't help but cringe at the autism in his voice
a classic
Best of Tyrone thread. I'll start.
>>674307584
Tyrone? I'm pretty sure his name is Lamar
I done fucked up /b/
I think i accidentally sent my room mate to jail for domestic violence. :/
What do?
press f
>>674307468
Thats... not what i was looking for. :/
>>674307221
Ya dun goofed
Just blew my load with another cam girl. Must have spent £8000-10,000 on these chicks in the last couple of years. Thoughts?
You should stop it's a bad thing to get addicted to
Looks like someone who goes to my school
>>674306651
She was a while ago, pretty hot but another one that was not really into it. When they at least pretend to be into it, it can be fun.
>>674306355
how does one attain so much disposable income?
Welcome to the internet porn simulator! Just type out what you want to see and say *click*
>>674308722
how about no this isnt gonna end well
beastiality *Click*
OP's mom *click*
check'em
check'em
>>674307666
holy shit devil's work
MODS MODS MODS
Don't check my numbers I'm scared
Gf / wives, pics you saved, girls you want more of. Pic related: saved and want more. If you see any of your OC, dump new content.
anyone save these? looking for more
LOLI NEEDS TO STOP YOU DICK MUNCHING PEDOS.
I like little girls. Does that trigger you?
Go away.
How do you guys cope with social anxiety/ self esteem issues? My own family are calling me a lazy asshole and a pussy. What should I do? Haven't left my house in 2016 and thinking about killing myself. I don't even come out of my room except to get food/drink or use the toilet.
xanax or weed
>>674307061
Thanks, I like the meaning of this. Even if it's not in my grasp without drastic changes to my life. I want to hike to the other side of Britain and become homeless and just start over, but I've been able to find absolutely zero information on the likely outcome of doing so. For example would an English council provide me with housing and help, or would they kick me back to my home town?
pfft, havent left your house in 2 months
theres no advice that will make anything better for you, whatever you do will hurt, it will hurt and frighten you, but the alternative is being 40 years old and your mother bakes your slippers and your sperm filled sheets. who wants that? thats the route to being a fucking serial killer
nothing will help, nothing will make it better, it is going to suck and frighten you
get out and go somewhere else, you cant starve to death in your country, and you cant end up on the streets unless you are either schizophrenic or addicted to heroin, get a shitty night job at a pizza place, dont talk to your shitty family, dont get any loans, in 5 years maybe you wont be shit, good luck you fucking faggot
Tell me how'd you fuck her. It turns me on.
with a lamppost in her butt hole
I'd take a lamp post and stick it in her butthole
nobody?
I'd open her butthole and shove a lamp post in there.
Hunger Games thread.
First 36 are in!
Madotsuki
Lootie
Micropenis
Nigger feminist
another try hopefully someone will roll dubs, dubs choses my wallpaper
check em
42 names my knife
>>674308142
well fuck, what do?
But plug
>>674308142
/b/eaner
>>674308142
CuckGutter
