Post the weirdest shit you've got /b/
>>712215513
>>712215513
YLYL YOU LAUGH YOU DIE EDITION. Your mom will die tonight poster's mom will die tonight if posted.
And everyone in this thread is immune*
no bananas either.
s/fur
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice, and sexy legs?
Because boy have I got a thread for you!
>>712219830
Kill yourself
>>712219830
Yes ma'am! Legs are already lookin' sexy!
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
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Hi Reimu, I love you!
>if you're 25 years old, you're "old" and most hot girls will not want to fuck you
How accurate is this?
Not accurate, assuming you're healthy and in shape
lie ABOUT YOUR AGE
DONE
Pretty accurate.
>>712200595
t. Teenager
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
fuck it why not
yeah ok
I want a 2nd gf
Draw Thread - Smug
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>712196465
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
I'll draw some stuff.
Requesting her,in not chibi form in just her hat and collar sucking a big dick between her boobs
>>712213077
>Is it worth getting a 3ds?
No. But I don't think any game is worth an entire console.
The 3DS is pretty damn late in it's lifetime. If you don't have at least found 5-7 games you want to play the shit out of by now there isn't any sense in getting one.
And if you MUST, search for one with the 10.7 firmware or lower so you can downgrade/homebrew it and get all games 4 free.
Celeb Thread Redux
new fb fap
wat is the most painful way to die?
>>712208195
Alone.
>>712208195
old age
>>712208294
Ohhh....that shit hit me like a truck
>>712208294
/thread
s/fur
>>712218528
It is a nice looking building, though.
Nananananananana Nananananananana Bat Tits
Why do white guys like Asian girls so much?
SACUHS UICSAHUd
St. Ignatius became the third bishop of Antioch, succeeding St. Evodius, who was the immediate successor of St. Peter. He heard St. John preach when he was a boy and knew St. Polycarp, Bishop of Smyrna. Seven of his letters written to various Christian communities have been preserved. Eventually, he received the martyr's crown as he was thrown to wild beasts in the arena.
"Consider how contrary to the mind of God are the heterodox in regard to the grace of God which has come to us. They have no regard for charity, none for the widow, the orphan, the oppressed, none for the man in prison, the hungry or the thirsty. They abstain from the Eucharist and from prayer, because they do not admit that the Eucharist is the flesh of our Savior Jesus Christ, the flesh which suffered for our sins and which the Father, in His graciousness, raised from the dead."
"Letter to the Smyrnaeans", paragraph 6. circa 80-110 A.D.
"Come together in common, one and all without exception in charity, in one faith and in one Jesus Christ, who is of the race of David according to the flesh, the son of man, and the Son of God, so that with undivided mind you may obey the bishop and the priests, and break one Bread which is the medicine of immortality and the antidote against death, enabling us to live forever in Jesus Christ."
-"Letter to the Ephesians", paragraph 20, c. 80-110 A.D.
>>712214943
aDUHSA DAUI DSAYD SUIDHSAu d
St. Ignatius became the third bishop of Antioch, succeeding St. Evodius, who was the immediate successor of St. Peter. He heard St. John preach when he was a boy and knew St. Polycarp, Bishop of Smyrna. Seven of his letters written to various Christian communities have been preserved. Eventually, he received the martyr's crown as he was thrown to wild beasts in the arena.
"Consider how contrary to the mind of God are the heterodox in regard to the grace of God which has come to us. They have no regard for charity, none for the widow, the orphan, the oppressed, none for the man in prison, the hungry or the thirsty. They abstain from the Eucharist and from prayer, because they do not admit that the Eucharist is the flesh of our Savior Jesus Christ, the flesh which suffered for our sins and which the Father, in His graciousness, raised from the dead."
"Letter to the Smyrnaeans", paragraph 6. circa 80-110 A.D.
"Come together in common, one and all without exception in charity, in one faith and in one Jesus Christ, who is of the race of David according to the flesh, the son of man, and the Son of God, so that with undivided mind you may obey the bishop and the priests, and break one Bread which is the medicine of immortality and the antidote against death, enabling us to live forever in Jesus Christ."
-"Letter to the Ephesians", paragraph 20, c. 80-110 A.D.
>>712214875
That is one tiny waist
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
>>712214777
777 Are u Satan?
Lets roll, dying doesnt have to be that bad
>>712214777
roll
Daily reminder that Trump supporters are idiots.
I'm going to laugh when your "anti-establishment" hero starts giving undeserved tax breaks to that very establishment.
You got cucked by a con man and you deserve everything that's going to happen in the next 4 years. Idiots.
fucking cuck
>>712208973
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
>>712208973
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
>>712209087
no u r
>>712194576
unsauceable my fuking asshole
bump for interest
http://www.grandchan.site sex? ?
please sauce
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens if they're available. You can receive fortune cookies even if you don't GET!
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.
>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
It's finally getting colder.
Ohayousoro!
>>712214450
Hi Reimu!
Decent week I guess. Still feeling a bit under the weather but I'm doing a lot better today.
How about yours?
>>712214450
What happened to the Alice thread?
pics you're not suppose to share II
Moar?
is the guy that wanted more of her still here?
Let's get a creep/hidden cam/voyeur thread going.
What's the best hidden camera to put in a bathroom?
s/fur
floof
and
stuff
Hm. Janitor applications are now open. I'm almost tempted to apply.
