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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice, and sexy legs?
Because boy have I got a thread for you!
>>712219830
Kill yourself
>>712219830
Yes ma'am! Legs are already lookin' sexy!
>>712219830
Alice <4 welcome back!
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior
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Hi Reimu, I love you!
Oh look, the spammer is here already.
>if you're 25 years old, you're "old" and most hot girls will not want to fuck you
How accurate is this?
Not accurate, assuming you're healthy and in shape
lie ABOUT YOUR AGE
DONE
Pretty accurate.
>>712200595
t. Teenager
>>712200594
>26 year old pretending to be 21
Yeah man they'll totally buy it...
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
fuck it why not
yeah ok
>>712217851
I want a 2nd gf
>>712217851
reply thread
Draw Thread - Smug
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
I'll draw some stuff.
Requesting her,in not chibi form in just her hat and collar sucking a big dick between her boobs
>>712213077
>Is it worth getting a 3ds?
No. But I don't think any game is worth an entire console.
The 3DS is pretty damn late in it's lifetime. If you don't have at least found 5-7 games you want to play the shit out of by now there isn't any sense in getting one.
And if you MUST, search for one with the 10.7 firmware or lower so you can downgrade/homebrew it and get all games 4 free.
For that guy from last thread
I can't draw the whole body
Celeb Thread Redux
new fb fap
SAUCE ON THIS GIRL, KIRSTEN PLS
wat is the most painful way to die?
>>712208195
Alone.
>>712208195
old age
>>712208294
Ohhh....that shit hit me like a truck
>>712208294
/thread
life.
s/fur
>>712218528
It is a nice looking building, though.
Nananananananana Nananananananana Bat Tits
/r/ing comix ploz
Why do white guys like Asian girls so much?
SACUHS UICSAHUd
St. Ignatius became the third bishop of Antioch, succeeding St. Evodius, who was the immediate successor of St. Peter. He heard St. John preach when he was a boy and knew St. Polycarp, Bishop of Smyrna. Seven of his letters written to various Christian communities have been preserved. Eventually, he received the martyr's crown as he was thrown to wild beasts in the arena.
"Consider how contrary to the mind of God are the heterodox in regard to the grace of God which has come to us. They have no regard for charity, none for the widow,...
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>>712214943
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St. Ignatius became the third bishop of Antioch, succeeding St. Evodius, who was the immediate successor of St. Peter. He heard St. John preach when he was a boy and knew St. Polycarp, Bishop of Smyrna. Seven of his letters written to various Christian communities have been preserved. Eventually, he received the martyr's crown as he was thrown to wild beasts in the arena.
"Consider how contrary to the mind of God are the heterodox in regard to the grace of God...
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>>712214875
That is one tiny waist
>>712214776
Standard level of attractiveness. Average ones are good looking.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
>>712214777
777 Are u Satan?
Lets roll, dying doesnt have to be that bad
>>712214777
roll
Daily reminder that Trump supporters are idiots.
I'm going to laugh when your "anti-establishment" hero starts giving undeserved tax breaks to that very establishment.
You got cucked by a con man and you deserve everything that's going to happen in the next 4 years. Idiots.
fucking cuck
>>712208973
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for...
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>>712208973
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for...
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>>712209087
no u r
>undeserved tax breaks
yeah, the government earned that money, fair n square!
>>712194576
unsauceable my fuking asshole
bump for interest
http://www.grandchan.site sex? ?
please sauce
>>712195367
sweet jesus!
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior
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It's finally getting colder.
Ohayousoro!
>>712214450
Hi Reimu!
Decent week I guess. Still feeling a bit under the weather but I'm doing a lot better today.
How about yours?
>>712214450
What happened to the Alice thread?
>>712214450
pretty good, tell me my future, OP
pics you're not suppose to share II
Moar?
is the guy that wanted more of her still here?
Let's get a creep/hidden cam/voyeur thread going.
What's the best hidden camera to put in a bathroom?
s/fur
floof
and
stuff
Hm. Janitor applications are now open. I'm almost tempted to apply.
>>712214539
.....
How about a dressed/undressed "Dirty Edition" thread?
>>712195755
a new celeb thread
>>712211443
>>712211695
mmm suck it jj
Anyone got the uncensored pic! Jocelyn Chew
>>712211773
Perfect body
ITT: Pics that make you go "hmmm"
Brainiac reference?
>>712205200
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>712205200
delete this
