fb fap thread
Roll with me, cunts.
Roll.
please not american
Roll
rollin
s/fur
Brave enough to roll /b/?
what about trips
Roll
Singles pls
Roll roll roll your boat
new sissy trap femboy thread
> yes its gay
bondage and chastity welcum
>melbourne femboys when?
>>701520139
there have to be some sluts there. its huge
Emo/goth porn thread.
bonus points for colorful hair.
So 1 piercing and coloured hair = goth these days?
>>701508697
sadly best pic i could find that looked legal.
What on the holy fuck is going on here?
>>701508876
you're 14
I've never actually seen any good arguements for why Trump should become president. All I've ever seen is just either "If you don't vote for Trump you're a cuck" or "He will make America great again". Can someone please provide some good arguments?
He will make America great again stop being a cuck and vote for him
>>701509346
/thread
He's the anti-intellectual candidate.
By coincidence, Hillary is also the anti-intellectual candidate.
Vote Gray Johnson.
Hey /b/
Well I fucked up and miscalculated all my bills this month and am about $50 short. I'm rlly worried about how I'm gonna pay my rent and shit and it's due in like 2 days and I'm super desperate to somehow make that money.
So as a last resort I'm willing to sell skype shows and pics and videos and shit. I'm a pretty open person and can do pretty much whatever you request as long as its nothing extreme.
My skype is confusedunderwater and so is my kik is you wanna hit me up on there
I can only accept payments either via google wallet or square cash; and my email address for both of those is just [email protected]
(and my cashtag for square cash is UggoHills13)
If you hit me up on either kik or skype I can send you a (nonsexual) pic with whatever timestamp you want to prove I'm 100% legit. I'm only looking for people legit interested in buying a show, I'm not trying to scam anyone I just really really need this money.
Please somebody help me!! You have no idea how much I'd appreciate it.
>>701517787
Damn you might be poor but your body rich as fuuuuuuuu. Good luck, OP.
>>701518015
hehe thanks, really hoping I find someone down to legit buy a show.
Also, I'll post a couple more pics too.
Here's one with my dildo (which I could use during the show!)
OP where are you from?
>>701517787
Do you not have any family or friends? Or is being a whore the first thing that comes to mind when you need money?
Why are pizza delivery drivers such entitled assholes?
>Be me, last night
>Feeling hungry
>Order some pizza and sides
>Total comes to $98.71
>Hand driver a 100, ask for a dollar back
>He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by."
>Call up the store and talk to his manager
>He tells me this is his third infraction, so he's going to let him go
>Have a hearty lol while eating my pizza
>>701513118
>Spends nearly a hundo on shit
>Doesn't tip
You're an idiot.
>>701513118
nice pasta
>>701513118
Ops a nontipping faggot
>>701513118
I mean, I guess this is bait, but I'll bite.
>You're too fat to go get food yourself.
>You're too poor/jewish to pay more than a 2% tip.
>You should probably just die.
Pics you shouldn't share. Continue from:
>>701513668
R34
>>701517837
If it has soft holes sure.
>>701518146
Would you a demon?
>>701518435
Would you an Orc? (this is a rare orc)
>inb4 racist against orcs
I'm just sayin'. First thing they do every time is pick up a two-handed axe. Every. Time.
Pokeybox 10
Previous thread: >>701496562
I don't know how people post and fap but I'll sure as hell try
something like this
/b/, the only thing you actually do well is chubby porn so let's just cut to the chase, shall we?
We poorly describe games
>A Hideo Kojima game
a nigger killing other niggers
nigger getting rich for doing retarded shit for too many people
Pjätt.
>>701513760
RE5
Waifu claiming thread.
Last thread: >>701500445
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, join the Schwarzer Hase!
Laura claimed.
>>701512649
We'll see about that when we met, Cat~
>>701512925
>Tfw no 5 Cleaver Riven
OH WAIT, THAT'S STILL HOW I BUILD HER
>And it somehow always fucking works.
>>701513331
But what if there's a thunderstorm or something ever
I can't be by myself then
Claimu
>>701513216
rolling to steal all your waifus
I am nothing without pretend
I know my thoughts
Can't live with them
I am nothing without amend
I know my faults
But I can't hide them.
Kaybe likes to finger his ass.
>>701506723
Consider another line of work.
>>701506892
Kaybe isn't here so can't defend himself.
wye oak eh
>>701501993
MOAR!
>>701501993
>>701502094
this is what every girl would look like if Hitler had won
>>701512337
good thing he didn't
>>701512337
i like boobs though
So they would all be half retarded?
>>701512392
I was never into tall blondes either. I'll take short with curly brown hair every time.
lolicon thread
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/25/
Why aren't you an alcoholic, anon?
>>701509579
Why would I want to be an alcoholic, op?
I am.
cant stand hangovers, othrewise totally would be
>>701509813
>be me
>drink 2-3 litres of vodka a day for 5 months
>jail twice, court 3 days ago, beaten up twice, robbed 3 times, get another DUI conviction, almost went to prison, liver in agony, practically ruined relationship with family, lose only girl i've ever loved
>be today
>be first day sober
>delirium tremens
>shitting, puking, sweating, shaking, hallucinating, might die
how could anyone not want this?
