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Nude Game
Rules:
1. post a clothed pic of your girl and a number 0-9
2. anons roll to match your selected number with request
3. if an anon rolls your number deliver the request
4. on the delivering post put your number again with an additional new number if you want
pic unrelated
>>711369379
Bump
Bump
>>711369379
Bumper
>>711369379
> posts nude game without an opening pic
fail. thread dead.
>>711369379
>1. post a clothed pic of your girl and a number 0-9
>your girl
>girl
c'mon op. we are a bunch of lonely faggots this will fail miserably.
New celeb thread
>>711374754
>>711374877
>>711374754
RYAAH NEWMAAAH
>>711374903
>>711374754
>>711374903
oh yesss another one , Bellaaa nghh
we reply to each other only using our BEST reaction pics
>>711366786
>>711366898
>>711366977
Hucows: nude & clothed edition
>>711365816
>>711365816
Udders
>>711365816
>>711366483
ylyl thread
>>711371935
Op this isnt funny
Post sinks fgt
>>711372160
Its just a PROANK bREH0w
Deutscher Faden
Seid gegrüßt meine Schwuchteln!
#FridayNight
Fragen:
Welches Anti-Viren Programm benutzt du?
Hat dein Handy eine Spider-App?
Schon mal ein Tier richtig gequält?
Schon mal eine Delphinshow gesehen?
>>711369718
Kaspersky.
Was ist das?
Nein, ich töte nicht mal Spinnen oder Fliegen.
Ja, im Duisburger Zoo.
>>711369718
>Welches Anti-Viren Programm benutzt du?
anti-vir
>Hat dein Handy eine Spider-App? keine ahnung, also wohl eher nicht
>Schon mal ein Tier richtig gequält?
nein.
>Schon mal eine Delphinshow gesehen?
nein
>>711369718
>Welches Anti-Viren Programm benutzt du?
Free antivirus 2013
>Hat dein Handy eine Spider-App?
Nein
>Schon mal ein Tier richtig gequält?
Naja nein
>Schon mal eine Delphinshow gesehen?
Was bin ich? NEin
OP is ne dumme Fotze.
Moin moin
Sophos
geht auf Nokias leider nicht
abartig
das nicht, aber in freier Natur
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>711360131
OP called me sweet stuff
what a queer
>>711361312
How you doing man?
>>711361406
Pretty damn good now it's the weekend, you?
FluffyDay
EveryDay
i got 40 minutes
alot will be prework prep
low poly modelling is fuuuunnn
Continuing old thread.
>>711368420
What's the point of these threads? Fucking cucks
http://traptranssissy.tumblr.com
Trap/Trans/Sissy thread :3
>>711358781
flawless
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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take your shot before entering please.
Requesting lewds of Bladecraft Orianna
>>711362166 (You)
Bob marley as wizard fighting bob ross
There you go man!! soirry, i still kinda halfassed it, but it's friday, and ya know, drinking, neighbors and shit, hope you like it tho
HOW ARE YOU!!?!?!?!
THREEEEEEEEAAAAD!!!!!!!!!
could someone draw me a pig driving a bmw please
>>711370140
N-no bully p-please...
>>711370412
I-I cant right n-now....
Vaguely describe a game and other people guess what it is.
>always falling
>the ground is lava!
>>711369033
>Dad goes on long trek to bond with son
>Shit happens
>Baseball
>Ghosts
>Kill skeleton, bird, fatass, wife and son, zero fucks given
>Kill cat and fuck the world
>>711369370
Trumpland.
Joust
Please, Anon who have uploaded this, come to this thread!!!
Also creep shot thread
>>711368425
Moar!
>>711368205
more of left
And this is the last from last thread...
Hello /b/,
a long time ago you disappointed me. Now is the time to make up for it.
This time I will give you a point to start at. You will have to pave your own road however.
CDBSXQ://KOKKYDOXFRORBOMCVIERSOSYYO YVYODZQXOCVXBXMEXVSVBNBYSQCDKC//
Don't disappoint me.
what
>>711350748
>>711350748
I think he wants to say that he sucks dick
>>711350748
I think you are a faggot OP
im not edumacated enough for this
![nig06374[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VWtqEDx.jpg "nig06374[1].jpg")
Rate my woman, whiteboi.
>>711369867
She aight/10
>>711369867
Retarded with poor taste (nigger worth)/10
I would fuck her in her tight asshole, shitniger
Which ones the woman?
BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!!
Join the revolution
https://twitter.com/bbcrules_
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Hey /b/, I will probably have a fight tomorrow, but I don't know shit about fighting.
Any tips /b/ros?
Kick their ass.
Punch them a lot
>>711361512
Hit him/her in the solar plexus and protect your face and stomach
>>711361512
keep arms up covering your ribs and lower half of face, head low to cover neck. Aim for their neck/liver/diaphragm with your punches. With your kicks aim for ankles/knee.
or bring a gun and you instantly win
If you have a time and place ring the cops and say there is a pedo exposing himself to kids.
hey :)
anyone want to talk?
>>711369269
you know the rules. Tits or gtfo
>>711369169
ugly duckling detected. Not done yet, give it another 5 years
>>711369327
Would still fuck.
>>711369301
im sorry but i dont do those kinds of things... all i want is to talk, i heard this website was a good place to make friends?
Will poor little Rosita Gomez, aged eight, really be dragged in tears and handcuffs from second grade by brutal federal marshals when all she wants to do is learn English and be a good American.
>>711363537
You bet your ass on it. Her and he family.
Then maybe her parents should have emigrated legally to this country? It's not really that hard either.
>>711363537
That depends. Are you a criminal who violated the borders of a country? If not, you have nothing to fear.
>>711363710
Her and her family*. My bad
>>711363537
Yes. Because we've elected a candidate that convinced unintelligent and unskilled people that their (wholly justified) economic plight is someone else's fault. Not that maybe, just maybe, they shouldn't have counted on assembling widgets as the key to a marginally successful life in the 21st century.
Trump can't undo automation. Poor dumb rural fucks will stay poor dumb rural and fucky
Anyone else glad Donald Trump won the election?
Yes. Trumps election means an America for another 500 years.
>>711365567
Hi. Donald Trump here. Yes, I am happy too.
>>711365567
I'm pretty ok with it. He will allow the states to govern themselves instead of the DC autocracy.
I'm still giddy. This is so amazing.
Don't let the liberal's bitchfit steal the show. Surely there are wheels now turning to get the Don properly installed. Where are these wheels? What's turning? How is he going to build the wall? Will China BTFO? Will he change his hair? Is his cabinet confirmed? Any guesses about his cabinet or administration?
Very exciting.
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