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Post the last pic you fapped to.
>>676167602
Just now on the incest thread
>>676167602
Der Dreckshure gehört der Mund mit Sperma gestopft
Ylyl
Cancer free addition
>>676167482
>Monday
>Really boring at school
>Doing calculus
>EndMe.jpeg
>Bell Rings
> oh fuck yes
> history
> 2 8/10 chicks
> Sit near both of them
> Plans on asking one of them out
>...
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>>676167482
What are /b/ fav ways of smoking??
(pic related)
ive got a pipe and bong but what else?
any home made ideas you have or what should i buy next??
>>676161990
Vaporizer
>>676161990
Have you tried injecting it?
joint/blunt fav method, uses alot of weed
bong is most efficient though, 2 bowls and im gone
>>676161990
Gravity bongs are a fun project for a rainy day. Google it if you dont know what that is
>>676162937
Gravity bongs are a pretty fun way and it gives pretty good rips
Are my boobs normal or small? I'm still not sure. I'm a B cup and it's the average bra size where I come from.
Also boob rating thread I guess.
>>676166418
not small. Not huge (which is a good thing)
they are most of all timestampless.
>>676166418
Normal
ample
>>676166786
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So like i Stated befor, I am moving to florida here in 2 weeks and need to know more, let me know /b/ How fucked am I?
Where in florida?
>>676168550
this is everything
>>676168425
Better off than living in any North East or West coast state.
>>676168550
This. God knows why, but Florida has many subsections (SW Florida, NE florida, etc.) and each one has a different demographic.
>>676168425
If you're in Miami welcome to South Jersey
If the Panhandle welcome to Alabama
Tampa Area is ok minus all the fucking snowbirds.
New UK Chav/Slut thread.
I'm not gonna bump it as I'm going for a shit.
bump1
bump2
bump3
bump4
Drawthread: Gay Pile Edition
Well that was fun at the end. For the anon wanting double 0's this was that option.
I, I guess this is the new one?
>>676165500
So, wait, what happened from me rolling trip 1's?
I didn't pay attention.
>>676165256
You are nice.
I love errythang you draw babehguurl.
Cancer for koibito.
>>676166012
Sorry I meant to check your trips, your reply wasn't towards me so it wouldn't of counted in the game I was playing.
>>676166134
Cool shit fam
You fall in love you lose
Roulette participation/sharing thread.
update roll
Hi.
I've got some money to spend.
Post your steam id, first post with triples get's a game under $100
>>676168048
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999579281
>>676168165
roll2
>>676168165
roll3
>>676168165
roll4
No Man's skyyyyy
good horror-movies?
pic related
>>676161546
i cant do hooror movies but i can do horror games
>>676161546
i like horror movies, but 99% of them are shit....
Only ones scary ones imo are Blair Witch Project 1 and P.A. 1 and 2
Super Wario Brothers
insidious 3
>>676162828
>PA
>Horror movie
Pick one and one only faggot
Just because i'm bored
Club Penguin Raid
Create a club penguin account with 10minutemail
Link: http://10minutemail.com/10MinuteMai l/
Put the black color
Select the server "IceBerg"
Go to the stadium and we gonna decide what's next
sure why not
>>676164333
Yo,are you already there man?
>>676164614
inbound
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?
p.s:Go to puffle park now,there is some guy in the stadium spamming about giving free memberships,lol
what name
Hey /b/, im new to this whole giving away shit. So i am giving away any game in the picture. You must have steam name
How to win
Dubs for one game of your choice
Trips for two games of your choice.
>>676166751
fuck off
Op here
Sorry thats an old pic Here is what i got
>>676166832
Ouch.
>>676166880
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198141221091/
cs:go if that's fine
>>676167080
roll
Facebook fun!
I've got lots more pictures of her...have fun guys :)
>>676164483
more pls
www-facebook-com/amy.wert
>>676164483
Germans are so nasty
I have all his info
>>676164640
lost my reaction folder plz help
![WsNFUQQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hhpNBDi.jpg "WsNFUQQ[1].jpg")
Life r8 thread
Ill start:
Age: 20
Height: 6'3''
Weight: 250 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Full time student
Salary: n/a
Living space: Dorm, Parents house
Car: none
Phone: iPhone 6+
PC Rig? i5 970
Penis size: 5 in
Virgin? Yes
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements:3.8 gpa first year, landed RA job(free single room, board, meal plan, $700 a year to babysit college kids), becoming involved in the community and breaking my introvertedness.
>>676159495
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag.
>>676159495
Age: 20
Height: 185cm (6'8~")
Weight: 72kg (158lbs)
Race: Caucasian
Location: The Netherlands
Job: Full time student / software dev
Salary: €0 to €5000,- per month
Living space: Appartment (two bedrooms, hallway + kitchen, bathroom and Livingroom)
Car: none
Phone: Windows Phone 530 (I think)
PC: Dell inspron 7 (or something, intel i7, 1TB HDD, 16GB RAM, Win10)
Penis size: 21cm (8.4~")
Virgin: No
Relationship: Yes of 3years.
Recent Achievements: Started...
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>Age
26
>Height
1,78 m
>Weight
87kg
>Race
caucasian
>Location
iurup
>Job
full time NEET
>Salary
N/A
>Living space
bedroom
>Car
none
>Phone
none
>PC Rig?
what?
>Penis...
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Age: 23
Height: 6'0
Weight: 210 lb
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: Tech Rep
Salary: 30-60k depending on sales.
Living space: Apartment
Car: Suzuki Aerio
Phone: Nexus 6
PC Rig? 4690k, 980 ti
Penis size: 6.5 in
Virgin? No
Relationship: Engaged
All in all things are pretty OK :p
Age: 27
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 198
Race: White
Location: USA
Job: sports journalist
Salary: 22k a year
Living space: moms house
Car: 1996 ford ranger
Phone: samsung galaxy 6
PC Rig? Idk but my old roommate helped me build it
Penis size: 6.5"
Virgin? No
Relationship: none
Recent Achievements: survived a manhunt in the division
Pics you weren't supposed to share?
imgur.com
/zLAjLTt.jpg
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Offered girl on the left 1500 $ and she's down. Happening tomorrow 9:30 am. any tips for a 25 year old virgin.
Spend your money on better things
Blow your load in her butt. Chicks love that
>>676162484
Ppfpfpfpt HOW MUCH !? How about 150 to a call girl and youll probably have a better time too.
No woman is worth that much. Her net worth probably isnt even that high.
Enjoy it OP just don't cum too fast or else it wont be worth it
>>676162484
Don't pay for sex.
Sped the 1500 bucks on getting fit, and buying clothes that your mother didn't pick out for you.
Buy a razor (a real one, not that cheap electric shit) and shave every other day. Get that pube-like hair you call a beard off your ugly face. Wash yourself regularly, moisturize, and brish your fuccking teeth.
Get a real hairstyle. Basically, no bitch is going to give you their time if you don't look like you've spent any on taking basic care of yourself.
Quit...
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Hot fat girls
No such thing
>>676162817
Damn.
/thread
>>676162817
>>676162862
He means hot, sweaty ones.
Lol this bitch. Happy Easter fags.
>>676158231
Faggot.
>>676158231
Kill yourself and make me happy.
>>676158426
Why am I a faggot?
>>676158231
op whats the story
>>676158231
Do your friends and family a favour and just an hero OP, thanks.
