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>>680974800
End
Wrong
loneliness
end.
>>680974800
horsecocks
Creepshot Thread
yes more !
>>680970583
>>680970583
face please full body
Allright, dumping more of her
I'm a grown, 21 year old man. My mom just locked my door from the inside out and I can't leave my room, because I asked if i could go for a walk and she started yelling at me about how she knew I was gonna go buy drugs and im a little fucking prick.
I hate my family.
Dubs decides how I break out and what I do to my mom. No murder, rape or anything super bad. Can't post pics because phone is in living room. Just trapped in here with a TV, computer and Vitamin D+ gummies.
>>680975438
Sorry anon, the only thing you can do is an hero.
eat your vitamin gummies and goto sleep
>>680975438
how's high school?
>>680975438
You sound like a worthless cockbreath anyways if you let your mother control your life at that age
>>680975438
moron. your bedroom door opens into the room, that means the hinge pins are on the inside of the room. pop out the hinge pins and go out and play-it's impossible to be locked in a room with a door that opens into the room. lame thread 2/10 for making me reply
UVATING on kik. what happened to her? she sent nudes out to some guy pretending to be rick?
second
no one knows?
gawd... no one?
>>680975234
damn, makes me sad op.
>>680976591
this is an epic win and no one knows anything.. ugh...
Latina thread?
>>680978756
Delicioso
yesssss
>>680977226
more!
Sup /b/ Im getting married in a few months and ive been contemplating life the last few months.
On the surface im your average joe working the 9-5 train, pay my taxes blah blah blah but behind the scenes i've lived a pretty crazy life and even through some terrible shit has happened I met this awesome girl and I managed to get her to say yes so yay for me but it has started making me think.
I have a wild fascination with the world have have started travelling to a few country(live in south africa so poor fag when shit comes to travel and need to safe up for
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You sounds like a faggot.
Protip: get old
>>680980618
Abort. You are answering your own question. This is not you.
>>680981194
expected response now either give thoughts or just go newfag somewhere else,not expecting much responses but not in the mood for a troll
>>680981696
>go newfag somewhere else
kek
>>680981694
but i can see the appeal in being normal, to have a simple and uncomplicated life, it feels like its a choice you make to become this simplist but i dont know whats the decision.
leora's dog is going full retard
>>680981143
kek
is this animal abuse already? they never walk that dog, do they? they just take turns sitting on their pc all day not fucking each other not caring about the dog.
they piss me off kinda
he can't decide between murdering it and fucking it.
now leora said something and he stopped
>>680981143
Do any of you pay for this? Or just watch the free stuff like i do?
wtf did he do :D :D
post what mouse you use with timestamp and rate others
don't currently have a functioning camera but I'm using logitech g300
>>680980539
Nice trac ball 7/10
>the mouse and board currently plugged into my PC I have others but hardly use them
>>680980738
6/10
>pic related
>>680980539
dont understand why people use those, on the otherhand, who am i to judge with a 4$ mouse
>>680980539
Labtop masterace here
Post vagoos like this
I would eat all these poopers even if dirty
>>680980723
dubs gets nudes of my sister (right)
Bullshit
>>680982652
This is some celeb, asshat...plus you didn't post shit in the last thread you made
Ergo...fuck off
Rolling anyway
>>680982652
Tits or gtfo
>>680982652
Can get ez nudes of her just need info first....
I got drunk and tied my girlfriend up. Then i let my friends gangbang her. I now regret it.
>>680973758
Why? Sounds like a hot time...
Pics or didn't happen faggot
>>680973758
no you didnt
>>680973758
That is one cute ass. MOAR!!!
>>680974343
Madison Chandler
Thoughts on my relative? What would you do? Moar if interest
Bump
got anymore?
>>680980234
Yeah...like?
Yeah I don't know why but I'd hit like a 747 hitting a building
>>680980489
She's gorgeous...
Thanks mr.penis!
Bonus:
Dubs=2 inches
Trips= u get fucced by a trap
Quads= ur cock falls off
>>680981465
Thanks Mr. Penis
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>680981465
>>680981465
thanks mr.penis
Thanks Mr. Penis
´Thanks Mr.Penis
Worst thing you've ever done. Plz open up.
No judgment.
I made cringe content.
lol?
>>680978365
I hit a girl that i like with a door knob close to the eye, she had to be in a hospital for a week
Check em!
>>680978459
Why didnt you tell her that in person you pussy?
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god-mode: go with 3 digits
see you on the other side faggots!
>>680980220
I want to die anyways.
>>680980325
dammit.
Shit why not
>>680980220
do it faggot
Sure lets go
"Don't fuck the bunny"
>Partner and I just watched Zootopia
>Partner is relatively smaller than me
>Is a fucking bun and reminds me of Judy in my ways
>"We should cosplay Nick and Judy!"
>I agree ofc
>Turns out they want sexual roleplay as Nick and Judy
>I'm gonna fuck the bunny
>>680980903
People died, for this?
>>680980903
Enjoy it while it lasts. Soon she'll be used to your touch and everything you say or try will only serve to bore her. She'll either seek sexual fantasy in other men or accept a sexless life - meanwhile you'll spend your every waking moment frustrated that what was once such great sexual compatibility managed to fade away
>>680980903
Partner? They?
Muh Pronouns!
>>680980903
>partner
>partner
>they
Just say you're fucking a dude and be done with it.
>>680981492
I'm fucking a dude
>milfcest
>>680968476
This is, by far, the most difficult fetish to wrap my mind across. Yes, I can see a cousin.... maybe even a sister (depending on your relationship with them), but I can't see a mother. I've had friends with really hot moms and I wouldn't have minded banging, but my friend with the hot mom was just super annoyed all the time about it.
One of them I saw naked, on accident I swear, and I still hung out at the house occasionally. She told her son that she thinks I did it on purpose.
Who...
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MOM SON THREAD
Loli come on
bump
how much do you dealer make on the gram?
>>680980242
7 bucks. Not much, but i make up for it by moving a LOT of weed.
>>680980242
learn to english?
>>680980313
Still better than I though it was tbf
>>680980242
10 for shitty wetback weed
20 for midgrid
30 for highgrid
>>680980242
>not FBI
