antifemininazicontributethread
Guys, how do I get a match on Tinder? I live in NYC and I've been on here for 4 months and I've only had 11 matches.... All of them bots. What am I doing wrong? I'm swiping right on everybody but blacks
If you guys get me a match, I promise to give you guys a tread choosing what to say
Try it Friday and Saturday night. Tinder is a hookup app. Also try craigslist or get an escort. Or, you know, cruise bars like a person who's not damaged.
>>686590542
Too poor for escorts or bars
Post a screenshot of your profile and I'll give you constructive criticism
>>686591539
Should probably delete this picture tbh
Waifu thread
Discuss stuff, refrain from posting lewds and have fun!
>jenny claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>MegaMegu Claim
Is /b into pregnants?
>>686592152
nope
>>686592152
im in to anything i can run faster than
>>686592152
yup but not fat cunts.
>>686592152
I was, for about 75% of a year.
I was young and foolish.
couldn't breathe by the end.
long story short, I got myself out of that situation.
Cosiest pic wins.
i like this type of thread
Chastity/sissy/trap thread
Bunp
>>686588229
Fuck off faggot.
any sissies into cuckolding? I'm into being denied sex forever and watching my gf with a real man every night.
loli cunt
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/173/
Pics you shouldn't share con't
>>686593543
more of her?
>>686593543
Tits?
My freind just sent me this.... Can we get an overwatch thread going
shit just came here to make this tread
> gimme the fucken vids
i dont understand why this game is so popular when its just a tf2 clone. i played the beta and after 2 hours it turned to shit
>>686585879
Sigh
On n'a plus d'essence mais on a des salopes. Postons nos salopes !
La plus grosse des salopes.
>>686592122
ha c c'est bien vrai, mais je les prefere avec une chatte et moins de fringues :)
>>686592161
Bon d'accord.
s/fur pursuit of happiness
Furst for "please, someone, fucking shoot me in the face".
>>686594456
i love you
>>686594514
If you really loved me, than you'd end my suffering.
>I like to travel
is this girlspeak for I have no hobbies whatsoever?
>>686589392
Yes.
And considering about 90% of young girls say that when asked about their hobbies or interests..
Females are usually boring,nothing new under the sun.
>>686589392
Kys and never make a shit thread again.
>>686589392
It means I'm a leech with no talents that has a rich dad and is looking for a rich man to fund a relationship which I will contribute absolutely nothing to.
>>686589392
>i'm a very spiritual person
I'm so fucking stoopid, i believe crystals and weed cure cancer
I'm taking the biggest risk for /b/. Dubs decides what I say.
Hey, about meeting up...
I can't go because my dog fucked my ass too hard.
Looking forward to hopefully being on your team, should make for a mutually beneficial and constructive meeting. take care.
Not to sound like a douche bag, but I think you're really cute and I'd like to explore your asshole with my cock.
So what war is America gonna get its ass kicked in next?
> You wake up in the morning
> You look outside in the street and see no one there
> You realize the human race has abandoned the planet and you were left behind
what do?
Go see what's all the fuzz about area 51.
>>686589089
Sniff all the left behind panties
>>686589089
find out that its just a normal day for me
>>686589200
This and then catch one of their human experiments and make it my sex pet.
I hope for an extra limb and possible thick hair in odd areas accented by a misshapen face.
Gotta have dreams.
So /b/ what's for lunch?
>>686584620
I had a roll with butter and then a slice of dark bread with boiled eggs.
Not very "hungry", because I'm still sick so I pretty much only eat because I'm conscious about the fact that I need the nutrients.
>>686584620
Why is there cum on your hotdogs?
>>686584940
you're from eastern europe, huh?
ADHD
Depression
Sex addiction
>>686590162
wew lad
>>686590162
>picks 2 of the most diagnosed conditions
>picks 1 thing that many /b/tards might have
8/10 bait. Sage.
conjunctivitis
>>686590162
I was going to say cancer, but you already seem to be suffering from terminal brain cancer.
You now live in the Star Wars universe one year before the destruction of the first Death Star.
What is your job now and how is it different? I work in a spaceport, inspecting cargo while listening to my co-worker talk to me about Imperial politics for the 800th time.
I work on an imperial destroyer cleaning Stormtrooper armour.
Why did they choose white?
>>686586049
Depends.
do i any force abilities? do i know the rest of the movies' outcome?
maybe find a Alderaan based bank and take out a bazillion in loans buy something of value and leave planet
then let vadar vaporize the planet along with my debt.
free money, not sure what else i can do safely.
maybe use money to start a trading empire with a shit ton of bounty hunters as protection.
>>686586886
Nope, you're just you and you have no idea what's coming.
>>686586786
So your commanding officer knows if you missed any dirt on it while cleaning it.
Probably something similar to my real life job. Large scale construction projects. Probable helped build the death star
Lets get fapping!
May your rolls be quads, and your loads glorious!
>>686581377
roll
>>686581377
Rol
rawl
rolling.
Be honest: what is the last thing you jerked off to?
>>686589357
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>686589357
GF gave me an handjob a couple hours ago and i was thinking of her sister
>>686589357
G07B4713/E6BBD70
What is /b/'s general opinion on smoking? Do you find yourself addicted to cigarettes?
Also, how does one persuade someone to stop smoking if they think there's nothing wrong with it?
It's a shit habit, and I fucking love rolling my ciggies and chainsmoking
And don't fucking do it, it's none of your bussiness, you cunt
I don't think anything of it when the smoker is someone else since we die anyway. When it comes to my own habit, it's a tad expensive so I am trying to cut back and eventually quit.
>>686585727
I think it's one of the dumbest things you could ever do. I instantly judge people who smoke.
To deny a person nicotine is a violation of the Geneva convention.
