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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
> You wake up in the morning
> You look outside in the street and see no one there
> You realize the human race has abandoned the planet and you were left behind
what do?
Go see what's all the fuzz about area 51.
>>686589089
Sniff all the left behind panties
>>686589089
find out that its just a normal day for me
>>686589200
This and then catch one of their human experiments and make it my sex pet.
I hope for an extra limb and possible thick hair in odd areas accented by a misshapen face.
Gotta have dreams.
>>686589089
Explore the world
Finally about fucking time
So /b/ what's for lunch?
>>686584620
I had a roll with butter and then a slice of dark bread with boiled eggs.
Not very "hungry", because I'm still sick so I pretty much only eat because I'm conscious about the fact that I need the nutrients.
>>686584620
Why is there cum on your hotdogs?
>>686584940
you're from eastern europe, huh?
>>686584620
enjoy your fat and sugar
ADHD
Depression
Sex addiction
>>686590162
wew lad
>>686590162
>picks 2 of the most diagnosed conditions
>picks 1 thing that many /b/tards might have
8/10 bait. Sage.
conjunctivitis
>>686590162
I was going to say cancer, but you already seem to be suffering from terminal brain cancer.
OMFG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME SO HARD RIGHT NOW! THIS IS SO REALISTIC AND BELIEVABLE!
-11/10 bait
You now live in the Star Wars universe one year before the destruction of the first Death Star.
What is your job now and how is it different? I work in a spaceport, inspecting cargo while listening to my co-worker talk to me about Imperial politics for the 800th time.
I work on an imperial destroyer cleaning Stormtrooper armour.
Why did they choose white?
>>686586049
Depends.
do i any force abilities? do i know the rest of the movies' outcome?
maybe find a Alderaan based bank and take out a bazillion in loans buy something of value and leave planet
then let vadar vaporize the planet along with my debt.
free money, not sure what else i can do safely.
maybe use money to start a trading empire with a shit ton of bounty hunters as protection.
>>686586886
Nope, you're just you and you have no idea what's coming.
>>686586786
So your commanding officer knows if you missed any dirt on it while cleaning it.
Probably something similar to my real life job. Large scale construction projects. Probable helped build the death star
>>686587248
You seem cool. Don't go to work tomorrow.
Lets get fapping!
May your rolls be quads, and your loads glorious!
>>686581377
roll
>>686581377
Rol
rawl
rolling.
>>686582023
Rigggidy rool
Be honest: what is the last thing you jerked off to?
>>686589357
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AmJlEJRLg
>>686589357
GF gave me an handjob a couple hours ago and i was thinking of her sister
>>686589357
G07B4713/E6BBD70
>>686589357
Ran into this extremely drunk middle aged women while walking my dog last night. Was able to rub her body and touch her butt, and when she gave me a hug goodbye I licked her ear and grounded against her.
I circled back later but she was unfortunately a crackhead and started screaming so I went home and jerked off.
What is /b/'s general opinion on smoking? Do you find yourself addicted to cigarettes?
Also, how does one persuade someone to stop smoking if they think there's nothing wrong with it?
It's a shit habit, and I fucking love rolling my ciggies and chainsmoking
And don't fucking do it, it's none of your bussiness, you cunt
I don't think anything of it when the smoker is someone else since we die anyway. When it comes to my own habit, it's a tad expensive so I am trying to cut back and eventually quit.
>>686585727
I think it's one of the dumbest things you could ever do. I instantly judge people who smoke.
To deny a person nicotine is a violation of the Geneva convention.
I smoke because I want to die
You guys do now that porn is actually destroying you, right? Like literally, fucking you up on a biochemical level.
When watching porn, your brains dopamine levels fucking sky rocket, which is why it feels good.
>how the fuck is that bad you fucking faggot?
Well, when our brains constantly and frequently experiences such extremely high, unnatural stimulus of Dopa, it releases a protein called DeltaFosB, which basically makes your dopamine receptors less and less sensitive and functional, so you wont fucking OD on your own
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https://youtu.be/2CKuSYzwFkQ
watch this, m8s
>>686588825
>Just quit it
So to people who are addicted to a specific dopamine response pathway, your advice is, "just say no"?
>>686588825
Joke's on you, I can't even get hard with porn.
>>686589194
I'll be sure to just tell myself to cut it out next time I have the urge to gamble.
With my track record I should be able to test the theory in an hour or two.
>Thank you, Mr born-again scientist
Hitler did nothing wrong
>Homo Yiffe Congregation
this will definitely go better
Heres my D
>>686589989
Hail those of the race I am a part of. I hate dicks.
I've I had a BF he would have to be into this furry bullshit. I couldn't have it any other way
>>686590205
That's what I hope.
Trips get nudes
>>686589275
Or you can just post them. Fag
>>686589343
Or you could just get trips, dickwad
>>686589275
rollin
7538 She was a huge whore.. I have finally decided to release it. Mirror : https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
Left or right? Why?
id like to violently fuck right because her face pisses me off
>>686566976
how so
Damn, this might be the hardest choice question i've ever seen here.
>>686568056
uh how? the right one looks like a fucking witch looks at its god damn jew nose wtf nigga
maybe if right got a nose job.
>left has a dumb bitch face
>right has a 5 head and jew nose
I'll use my hand
Any other cross dressers around? How are we all doing today?
nice body
>>686575843
>>686576277
Thanks, nice lips ;)
Sup /b/.
ITT: Ask an anon who was molested as a kid anything and got a free PS2 out of it anything.
>Spoiler: I am not Corey Feldman.
pic kinda related still though.
>>686582303
Do you still see the person who molested you?
>>686582634
no but i could find him if i wanted to. dont want to though. i dont really care.
>>686582303
How many times?
>>686582857
never counted. it lasted like 3 years so a lot?
>>686582303
Penetration?
Have you met anyone famous?
Tell us your stories
>I start:
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
Plebs.
>>686573319
but shes an amazon. or a viking, or something. shes so tall, but has such a cute face.
Did you talk about Stannis' killing??
>>686575200
Sadly, nope.
>>686573319
met Jimmy Wales (founder of wikipedia) once and had a chat with him, in hick town Greencastle, IN, the Depauw university, he had a discussion with some academic book author, pros and cons about academic books vs Wikipedia.
he's a pretty cool guy, damn smart and funny even. has some interesting world views too
bush appreciation thread
båmph
The best kind of fur thread.
/b/ im horny
plz give me gifs/webms of people killing/beating cops (any form of authority is fine by me tho)
first !
>>686584394
You edgy little faggot.
>>686584571
summerfag
This isn't youtube you stupid shit
>>686584924
are you enraged m8
>>686584776
go ride on your cop daddys dick
>>686588563
>>686588912
Trips gets nudes
holy fuck more
>>686587056
FUCK PLEASE PLEASE NUDES PLEASE> !
Fuck it it's worth a shot
>>686587056
bumb
INCEST STORY THREAD
For those who were here not last night, but the night before.
Two OPs dropped their real incest story's here, and we're crazy as fucks.
I now share their joy with my fellow /b/ros.
A true gem.
#2 is broken up shittily. I'm sorry ms. Jackson.
2nd story!
>>686581040
>chemo
>pregnant
Might want to do some research before making up your bullshit stories.
Nice try though, dumbass.
s/fur someone like you
8920 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.
Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
