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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>684241064
MORE LIKE KEKT THREAD!
AMAIRITE??
>>684241064
Story?
>>684241064
>>684241469
No idea, looks like Syria or some shit, its fucked tho
>>684241469
Thief.
>>684241469
dude puts his fingers on a cinder block, and then some other dude comes and chops a few off, points a gun at him and he puts the rest of his hand there. then he chops the rest of the fingers off, but misses one, so he hits a third time to get the last finger, and then he leaves. the end.
Im gonna be babysitting my neighbor's daughter in 15. Trips decide what I do
Watch frozen, make her some mac n cheese, tell her to brush her teeth and go to sleep, watch the news.
>>684239288
shave that fucking faggot goatee off, wtf anon
Babysit me instead sit your hairy ass on my face
>>684239288
how old is she
Happy birthday, lowkey /b/ queen!!
>>684237716
who?
>>684237716
>>684237785
Dan pls go
>>684237716
Sixteen guys celebrated her birthday
>>684237785
Michael jackson u retard
apology for poor english
when were you when lemon kill
i was at in furnace eating moles when larry ring
'lemon is kill'
'no'
and you????????????
stop
>>684239654
I was smoking a blunt when I read it in the 4chins
>>684239654
U wot m8
>>684239873
i am russia
this thread will die fast. as lemmy did.
>>684241245
actually it's the one who makes a claim that has to back it up. Prove the earth is flat.
>>684241245
wtf is that on her stomach
The earth being flat conspiracy is just a cover up from the government in order to keep the population in down. You see the earth is actually a organic shape. I can prove it to you by calling upon the dark god Cthulhu
>>684241245
You're wrong. Done.
Go walk off the side then when you do that you will do two things. One prove yourself right and two remove one less faggot from the earth.
>>684242102
looks like she had a c-section
So what's the deal with vaping? I want to quit smoking, but I don't want to be included in the "vape culture".
Vape nation yo
>>684240593
Smoke dicks
>>684240844
Just cut out the middle man
A lot of people vape, just don't be one of those over the top assholes about it and nobody will think any different of you. It's like being vegan.
>>684240593
Just don't be a faggot about it, and it'll be fine
hey /b/ how do u deal with anger?
>>684240044
I masturbate to zootopia
>>684240044
Punch the nearest woman.
>>684240110
can't blame you there already seen it 4 times and I masturbate to it too
>>684240044
I don't. I'm the repressed grudges dark matter condensed ball kind of guy. Fortunately I don't mind living in solitude. Probably for the best.
>>684240044
I make silly faces.
what games does le B play cause league is a fagget shitstorm, I have no skins in CS:GO so basically I cant play, all I ever do is masturbate and and walk my dogs. I need something to do
Arma 3
>>684240103
> le B
gtfo
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS STUCK IN BRONZE
>>684240223
Came to say this but you beat me to it
>>684240103
what if you didnt play a game and did something else?
if not, RTS games usually take several hours for one game to finish.
i play medieval total war and the game sometimes lasts days before i finish it.
you can play stronhold crusader. thats like an hour each game. (depending on the pc opponents you pic) and theres also battling other people but you will lose in seconds if you arent already a master
age of empires takes like an hour or two also depending on the number of opponents. but...
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Do black people have souls?
>>684238917
No, they...steal them
The less melanin in your skin the less soul; hence gingers have no soul., black people food:soul food.
Black people invented soul you fucking dunce. Soul food. Soul music. Is this a serious question?
>>684238917
They have Dark Souls
ITT: Try and prove that pedophiles shouldn't be killed
protip: you can't
Lets make loli thread
Who else will treat girls with respect?
>>684239884
Eat shit and slit your throat you sex hating bitch. Its natural to like little kids, and the age of consent should be lowerd to 12. Anyone who disagrees or tries to imprison someone or worse who is trying to excersize free love, should get their fucking heads blown off.
>>684240086
12?!?!?!
12!?!?!?
10+2 !?!??!?!
You sick bastard, the age of consent should be lowered to 3.
3 Months.
>>684239884
Not saying everyone is the same but I was an overly sexual child and I can honestly say I was ready for sexual contact at around 9 or 10. Now if someone is going around raping little boys and girls that's a problem, but if sexual contact is sought out by the "child" then there should be no crime.
Found this on tinder
The fuck now
Do with as you please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFUxMxzw6w
>>684239612
looks like a cool dude
>>684239937
>this
Fuck off OP you just jelly
>>684239612
Let him fuck the shit outta you. Alpha as fuck
Girls don't have penises. If you have a penis you can never be a girl. Even if you cut it off or invert it you are still a boy forever.
>>684236770
Is this you OP? You look like a fuckin pedo
oh that's so cute, you think your parents opinions still matter ^_^
>>684236928
That's Chris Pratt from Antman family
>>684236770
True story, Mr. Rudd.
>>684238686
I don't know why but this made me laugh fucking hard.
>>684240014
Schizophrenia
>>684240014
It means you want to fuck your mother but feel ashamed of it and transform the blind lust you have towards her into rage.
It's called not being a bitch. I've peeled some sluts in my time and very rarely do I ask permission to choke then, once again very rarely do I get told to stop too. It's pretty standard by the sounds of it. I love it though, the harder I can choke them the faster I blow.
>>684240014
This is called choking
>>684240014
higher simian arousal maneuver
>>684240014
A choking fetish. You're probably into the Dominance part of BDSM
Congratulations on not being a cuck
Gonna dump butts I've saved over time
Unrelated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlV HtrE0g_M
Boob thread, dump quality boobs.
Especially gifs like this.
>you boobs
dumping
youre all a bunch of squirrely faggots fuck you
Share your favorite genre or category. Bonus points for an example.
I'll start - hard bondage.
Tbh I really like amputation
china will rule us all, eventually.
so I'm enjoying the Japanese while I can.
Black negroes
>>684239319
example?
>>684239381
I wish people were like frogs /b/
>have sex with whoever you want
>wear no protection because frogs can't get STDs
>cum inside whenever you want
>lady frog doesn't give a shit, just lays all her stupid fucking kids in a pond somewhere
>they hatch and swim around until they grow legs then they walk out and take care of their own fucking selves
>keep living an awesome life of
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>>684241373
>mfw OP is a genius
OP, I...
>>684241373
>>684241373
i dont think pretending to be a frog is gunna make u less of a virgin
>>684242132
All i'm saying is that it would be awesome if people were like frogs.
Can somebody redpill me on Chemtrails? What the fuck is the purpose? Why are they spraying shit in Rural and Urban areas all over the fucking planet? Maybe its not toxic though. But, I Iive in cleveland, A very dense city and earlier the sky was blue with very little to no clouds, after about 2 hours I noticed white lines in a pattern. They just sat there, big white lines that werent even expanding. 3 hours after that the sun began to set and there was just one big cloud stretching over the entire fucking city into the suburbs. Not a god damn space open at all, no stars or moon,
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sorry didn't happen. post video or fuck off.
kill yourself.
Planet x
People actually believe this shit? Or is this a troll?
>>684239043
https://youtu.be/mcZaJEMsSwM
Loli thread cont
This thread needs swimsuits
Nostalgia thread
pls respond
with 80s and 90s stuff
