/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: It's Half Nine And Nobody Made One Edition.
Why are IDs even gone?
Have any of you bros had luck finding mushies this season?
>>684244258
dunedin here. wassup
>>684244474
I'm probably far south enough for them to be happening, as I understand it, but I dunno what I'm looking for. Never tried before.
>>684244547
Whaddup? Dunedin here also. About to cop a feed.
Deutsch THread
#original
guten morgen anons
wie gehts?
was steht an?
wieso noch single?
was treibt euch an?
>>684244844
ÄCK's gon give it to ya!
>wie gehts?
Gud/10
>was steht an?
Heute Abend essen mit Komilitonen
>wieso noch single?
Wieso nicht? Fucking angenehm
>was treibt euch an?
Koffein überwiegend
>>684245040
morgen comic
>essen gehen
was gibts?
hab auch todeshunger
>>684245091
Morgen
Wollten Pizza essen gehen (kein Cala Dor). Dürfte ein angenehmer Abend werden.
>>684245288
pizza geht immer
is ne gute idee, heute pizza, danke sehr comic
Through some sort of glitch in the matrix, you are transported to the year 1352 in anywhere, Europe. Assuming language/disease isn't an issue, and you have all the knowledge you currently have now, what do?
Simply be fucked cause i only know how to use computers and smartphones. Be fucked really heavily
Use simple chemistry to convince them I'm a god, then create a religion where everyone twerks in church.
>>684242151
So would i have been transported to the past with anything or am i just naked in the middle of nowhere?
find a brothel and hope my wedding ring is actually gold.
r8 me m8
6/10 lift more and sort your hair out
1/10
you look like a pitbull
0/10
That file name, potential.
Trap Shemale Sissy Cock Thread
FAGGOTS
PLEASE WORK HARDER TO GET YOUR OWN BOARD
Instead of answering to this, take the time to write to 4chan requesting your own board under "contact" or "feedback" below
>>684243644
WE FUCKING CANT YOU CUCK> WE WANT OUR OWN FUCKING BOARD AS MUCH AS YOU DO
WE JUST FUCKING KNOW HOW TO
>>27352512
How does a transgender woman masturbates?
with a extension cord
and the help of OP
thank you kitter
Probably just dicks around
>>684241211
thank you kitter
This kind of thread ,
also : rate me
>>684244740
what kind o pants r those?
>>684244880
got similar ones from diesel
Sup /b/, what can i wear in public to make myself look like a total retard? I just bought a pair of pic related
>>684243426
pretty much any modern day fashion
>>684243426
h3h3 meme, those are cool now.
Nude Game Again
0-9 get a request
dubs get another clothed plus another number
trips = 3 nude pics
link nudes to original pic
8 to start
>>684242159
Ok
Show her tits
>>684242268
Lol
First hit winner
>>684242393
Show her as
Trips gets her porn.
yeah thanks
>>684243974
rollin
>>684243974
I'm going for trips
Sure she's cute
FB Fap thread
>>684241625
What is the worst thing about 4chan?
>>684243598
You
>>684243598
4chan
Faggot op's such as yourself
/thread
>>684243598
Niggers
Create your own ideal waifu and rate other peoples shit tier waifus.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
>this pathetic thread again
Repost from last thread, feel free to rate.
rate?
Trips names my PC.
>inb4 nigger
>inb4 Jewgold
>inb4 autistic weeb fag
Case: NZXT H440
Processor: i7 4790K
Cooler: H100i GTX Extreme Cooler
Motherboard: Z97S SLI KRAIT Edition
Graphics card: Gigabyte GeForce GTX 980 Ti
RAM: x2 HyperX Fury 16GB Kit
SSD: Samsung 850 EVO 1TB
Power supply: Corsair HX750i
Mouse: Razer Naga(saki topkek)
Headset: Razer Kraken Pro 2.0
Primary Monitor: x2 Acer G226HQL 21.5-inch Full HD
>>684241587
PlayStation 4
The pussy magnet
The long shlong
>>684241667
So close
fap = evens
sleep = odds
0 = reroll
>>684242663
rollin
Rolling for my little cock
roll for fap
>>684243109
im fapping anyways
Share your box
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vjpkevuc3k6gwli/AACkYNgxQT8cRBcTq3x1niaTa/Videos?dl=0
www.dropbox.com/sh/livnjomh55pw81w/AAC8TvL94b1xHsCeCZzh-
NONE OF THESE WORK!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/livnjomh55pw81w/AAC8TvL94b1xHsCeCZzh-eJCa?dl=0
what are your favourite youtubers /b/?
>what
broccoli
Salvia Erik
Filthyfrank obvi
Papa franku
Hi /b/
Please share your most interesting/mind boggling/shit to think about videos.
I'll start with some stuff from back when VSauce was cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uiv6tKtoKg
>>684240011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zZbX_9ru9U
>>684240011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5eG-aywZQ
>ill bite
>>684240240
Samefag here, if you have the time and can be bothered, and haven't seen them before, pretty much any other video with Feynman talking is worth watching. Even when it comes to stuff I already knew, Feynman often has a way of making you think about it in a different way that can be surprising or profound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbx-MYjy6PI
>LOL
Social retard thread. 33 year old virgin reporting in.
>>684238285
give u on paper figures then real bio figures
born 1989
start jacking it 2003 (through to current year)
so
1989
2003-2016
first sex was
2007-2007
one night stand, got interrupted half way through (we were fucking on our friends housemates bed and he came home early)
she was born in 1989
second was 2009, friend of sister, born 1993
between 2010-2012 we were steadys (she cheated a lot, i did too)
2010-2011 new years eve, gf away, kissed a girl
2013 finger fucked this kissed girl she was 1989 too
after that had a mini steady with a girl i met outside a concert (best idea said no man ever) born 1991
2014, another girl, 2 sexual encounters, born 1992
2015-2016 new girl, chinese virgin, no full penetration but everything else.. divine taste told me born 1995 pretty sure, tertiary education
so recap on paper
1989 2003-2016 jerking it
1989 2007-2007 one night stand never finished
1993 2009-2012 steady cum dumpster, anal once, lots of public etc
1989 2010, 2013 kiss, finger etc
1991 2013-2013 mini steady
1992 2014-2014 2xone offs
1995 2015-2016 chinese virgin goddess
really my biological birth year is 1990 however
the 1993 was possibly 1994
the 1995 was possibly 1997-2000
kisses only on another girl in 2015, she born 1996, and hugs, cuddles etc
but no me entering her beyond tongue or her i
danced with a girl in 2008, college crush, admitted my love to her, rejected
2007 was my first kiss minus some grade 2 stuff fucking around as kids maybe
become a powerlifter, read books, and smoke cannabis
oh and a 12-13 year old declered her love for me in 2013 on the internet after she stalked me out in old school runescape telling me she was 18, i saw her once on public transport, haven't heard from her since.
cute ugly
i broke it off with that ineptitudal social retard after she kissed other boys and was trying to tell me about if for attention. since then she's been with other boys too the total slut.
michimichi21 fb
youmakemehappiest tumblr
jordan mischelle middleton fake birthdate 21 08 1995
i cant wish you a farewell hard enough
>>684239342
You are a hero.
you guys like my gf? dont worry shes 19
got a few more
Yes. Tits?
